Chapter 130 – Eight Forks

Jing An Wang Fei only see a fear is more than three hundred pounds of fat pig from a luxury carriage rolled down, dead ancestors eighteen generations of wailing, and then rolled to His Highness did not ride in front of the carriage, the poor Jiang Nai helpless to lift the curtain timidly said that the guy is not in this car.

The fat pig in the air full of howling just a slight pause, immediately once again piercing the eardrums, even rolled and crawled to the back of the carriage near, do not care about a pricey brocade stained with mud, flopping suddenly kneeling in the road, immediately pressed under the knees of the two pits to his teary-eyed, can not care about the snot and tears, but just tearing up his heart and lungs.

If it is a woman this kind of weird behavior, Pei Wangfei can still reluctantly accept, but this big pile of fat meat trembling there ghost screaming, is really creepy.

She was shocked, her face changed dramatically, she remembered who this fat man is, it is that the northern Liang most bad spot heinous Lu ball child, regardless of men and women, as long as fell into his hands, which is not worse than death, Pei Wangfei subconsciously retreated back again and again retreated back, and then do not think there is a little bit of comical ridiculous, just all over the body is cold. Li Jian Shen pulled out his earwax and ignored it.

The main man Xu Fengnian walked out of the carriage, jumped out of the car, accustomed to it, and said flatly, “Fatty Chu, don’t yell blindly, a little bit from the third rank of a thousand oxen of martial arts general’s demeanor, okay.”

On the infamous far better than His Highness Chu Lushan kneeled down, sobbed: “Luk ball child this trip to do things confused, really have no face to go back to Northern Liang to see the great general ah!”

Xu Fengyen took the embroidered winter knife sheath and slapped Chu Lushan’s bloated cheeks, and said in a bad mood, “Don’t pretend to be pitiful with me here, save your strength and go back to Xiangfan to create sins.”

Because of obesity and almost not see the eyes of Chu Lushan exploded a crack, shaking up, still bent over not yet straightened his back, grimly laughed: “Your Highness put a hundred hearts, allow Luk ball child in Qingzhou to stay a few more days, have to properly benefit a party to stand up to this Jing’an King!”

After saying this, facing His Highness the Prince, instantly there is a splendid and vulgar as cow dung flower harmless face, circled around, and then carefully kneaded Xu Fengyen’s arm, as if relieved: “Fortunately, fortunately, Your Highness is all right, or else Luqiu’er can’t escape from the blame for all the deaths.”

Xu Fengyen said softly: “Playfulness is playfulness, don’t delay the serious business.”

This fat man with knee-length hands, earlobes as big as Buddha, he said: “Luqiu’er can’t do any great deeds, but the small things that are not on the stage, but he was born familiar with them.”

Pei Wangfei looked at the two men with very different looks conversing over there, seemingly warmly, but she already had sweaty palms. Originally about the deeds of Beiliang, are hearsay, is a tragic thing, things are not their own ultimately not enough real, but to the reeds, only to understand that Beiliang side out of the goods, there is almost no one normal, play the knife of Beiliang son, make the gun of the green maidservant, with the sword of the old gods of the sheepskin fur, a hundred guards cavalry, plus in front of the this fat pig!

Pei Nanwei was in the royal residence some time ago, I heard that this person arrived in Qingzhou to let a number of beautiful women of the scholarly family was poisoned, one of them returned alive to the family, it is said that only one breast left! More rumors of a white skin of the age of the girl in the street was captured into the carriage, less than half a column incense time, disheveled body will be at the end of the road was thrown out of the carriage, has always been protective of the size of the group of Qingzhou officials did not dare to speak out to stop.

Xu Fengnian said expressionlessly, “You go back, there is no business for you here for the time being.”

Chu Lushan’s face was difficult, actually a little lady squirming posture, see Pei Nanwei who peeped this way both nausea and chills.

Xu Fengyen laughed and slapped the cheek of this proper third rank military general and joked, “I really don’t know how this several hundred pounds of your meat grew out.”

Chu Lushan hemmed and hawed, out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at Princess Jing’an, probably recognizing her identity, naturally regarded her as the forbidden plaything of His Highness the World Son’s Heavenly Son, there was no obscenity in the eyes of the lecherous fat man, the only thing was a touch of indescribable gloominess. Pei Wangfei almost heart and liver broken, hands and feet softly slipped into the carriage, no longer dare to watch.

Chu Lushan said with a face of reluctance, “Your Highness, Luhu ball child this is back?”

Xu Fengnian nonchalantly hmmm, Chu Lushan hesitated, said your highness thin Lu ball can’t wait to cut meat down to your highness na, this is a step three turn back to sit back in the carriage, leading a group of tigers and leopards and jackals of the primitive guards to leave.

During the period with the halberd Ning Emei rubbed shoulders, underestimated a: “useless thing, but also fucking is the North Liang four teeth? It’s a ball!”

Although Ning Emei was very contemptuous of this great general’s righteous son’s style, he made a clear distinction between public and private matters, and did not have the slightest contempt for Chu Lushan’s illustrious battle achievements accumulated bit by bit in the Spring and Autumn national wars, and when he heard this grimly sorrowful nagging, he just laughed bitterly, without any rebuttal. Xu Fengnian lazy to bother about these small things, into the carriage, slightly crowded, will be two heads come to the feet of the poor young kui kicked out, even more pitiful Pei Wangfei shrunk, and already sitting in the corner of the Jiang Nai close together, do not forget to apologize for a smile, Jiang Nai for the good-looking women has been nothing hostile, if they are not all the way with His Highness, is even happier, so at the moment they politely reported a smile.

Xu Fenian said in a cold voice: “You guys go to the other carriage, Princess Pei, you will clean up the stains there, don’t forget to fetch water yourself.”

Pei Nanwei did not weigh in on the matter, but asked, “Being in the company of people like Chu Lushan, aren’t you afraid of retribution?”

Xu Fengyen sat close to the green bird and said without lifting his head, “Yu Youwei, go and ask Ning Emei to tell Chu Lushan that Princess Pei wants to have a long talk about morality and righteousness with him all night long.”

Princess Pei bit her lips, her eyes half hate and half fear, staring at Xu Fengyen’s side face. Fish Youwei took the lead to leave the carriage, Pei Wangfei was afraid that fish Youwei really go to let people stop that Luqiuer, hurried to catch up with fish Youwei, see she did not really want to push herself into the fire pit meaning, this is secretly relieved, only when she lifted the curtain to see the blood stains all over the carriage, as well as the pungent smell of blood, stagnant on the spot, is it true that we have to listen to him to be driven to do the work of the servants of the subordinate servants? Wumei Niang in her arms is still stained with Xu Fengyen’s blood, fish young Wei softly said: “There is always a first time for everything. It’s good to be alive. Princess Jing’an, let’s go, I’ll take you to the water pool.”

Xu Fengyen kept sitting still, always gently holding one of Qingdao’s hands.

In the night, Chu Lushan side, as a small mountain sitting in the carriage of a thousand oxen martial arts general two eyes narrowed into a slit, hand holding a long time to the hand of the secret report, densely packed, all the news of the King of Jing’an, regardless of the size of the coarse, even the son of Zhao Xun covertly raised a seemingly King of Jing’an Princess of the canary are recorded in the book, just less specific address.

Chu Lushan put down the secret report, hands crossed fingers folded in the abdomen.

Said no one will believe this military career to cruelty famous fat pig had been listening to the tide Pavilion Li Yishan laughingly called Chu eight fork, which can not be derogatory, but quite high Chu Lushan’s talent, Li Yishan personally said Chu Lushan talent beautiful, work in the small fugue, excel in the official rhyme, can be eight forked hand and rhyme into. Generally speaking, the literary world in the scholars, a few steps into a poem is already a great ability, but this fat pig who loves human milk can eight times forked hand to do poetry, and can not be vulgar, this comment by Li Yishan’s own mouth, of course, there is no water.

Xu Fengyen at first did not believe, and then had to believe, once asked this Locke ball child face to face why did not rely on this fight for success, did not think this fat pig smiled and said that the man to do the voice of the girl, will be too sorry crotch of the old bird.

Who would have thought that the Northern Liang army, both military and civilian first person, is the only fierce reputation of the Luqiuer?

Chu Lushan ten fingers gently forked a few forks, each fork will report a person’s name.

Jing’an king’s eldest son Zhao Xun, but also the rest of the several sons, eight fork over, a no omission, and even a few with Jing’an Wangfu close to the Qingzhou feudal officials have not spared.

Locke Baller opened his eyes and smiled like Maitreya, saying, “You guys are washing your asses or not!”