Chapter 049 – Fatty Dong
Hundreds of horsemen rushed the city with iron armor.
The leader of the fat general weight at least two hundred pounds, but did not give people the slightest feeling of cumbersomeness, robust, skin charcoal, crotch mount is also a black heavy horse, behind the iron cavalry to a line of posture straight line gallop. Fatty military general side of a delicate woman side by side with the drive, vivid, colorful clothes and sleeves, like a fairy, the young woman wearing a deep and quiet Jianqing sleeve dress, the inner shirt is delicate and beautiful goose yellow, exquisite and atmospheric, her waist hanging a peacock green scabbard of the ancient sword, that is, with these North Mang South Dynasty military brigade the first elite iron horsemen galloped together, actually no half a point of vase suspicion, more and more to set off the fat man martial arts under the command of the pro-guard iron horsemen The more you set off the fat military general’s personal guard iron horsemen. North Mang Dynasty has a vast territory, but since the Liyang Dynasty has unified the Spring and Autumn, the six times the country has devoted all its efforts to start the grand battle, only once involved in the Dragon Waist State where the central line, the main battlefield are the two Liao where the eastern line, as well as rivalry between North Mang Gusai State and the Liyang Liangzhou where the western line, a hundred paces away from the Flying Fox City, the fat man slowed down his horse’s speed, looked up to glimpse at the Hanging Sword Pavilion, dusty fat man bah spit out a Mouth thick phlegm, whispered curses, behind the iron cavalry hundred people as if it were one person, the action is the same, the warhorse articulation spacing did not change because of slowing down the speed.
The fat man surnamed Dong, father is the Spring and Autumn dynasty survivors of the scholar, mother is the North Mang local small family of women, when enlisted in the army more than ten years later, Dong fat man will two hundred pounds of fat all workout into muscle, but also from an unknown pawns, jumped to become North Mang South Dynasty’s most dazzling military baron, that is, with Gusai state to hold the order of the festival, the three generals, as well as those of the South Dynasty important ministers can be equal, according to the law of the State of the North Mang, the South Dynasty officials with the North King’s Court imperial tent subjects even if the same title, rank is still to be lowered from one product, only those who were North Mang female emperor special award of the South Dynasty nobles, can be sequentially increased by half a product, right now this dead fat man, is the North Mang dynasty only one won three times the special honors to the hot power and prestige characters, so it should be the fourth rank of the general title of the man, holding the military power straight from the second rank, the western line of the three generals of the Huang Song Pu Liu Gui Yang Yuanzan, Gusai Jinci, two hold the section order, these a spraying, these a spraying, a spraying, and then a spraying, and so on. The two hold section order, these sneeze can make the border shake a positive two grade feudal officials, clear color are under the eye of this two hundred pounds of fat people scolded, which is with the female emperor exceptionally Shuhun South House king of Huang Song Pu beat the table, more rumors have been with Yang Yuanzan about the location of the rolled up his sleeves to do a fight, the dead fat man can live to today, have to say it’s a miracle.
Dead fat face gnashing of teeth, Murong Baoding this old turtle how to control the clan pups, clearly has given a secret letter, Murong Zhangtai dared to go to take private soldiers to loot brother and sister-in-law and niece, your mother really think that they are the ninth on the martial arts list on the high pillow without worry? Sister-in-law this pile of bloodshed and not to mention, that regarded as his own daughter’s niece if the slightest mistake, I’m even in this life with you Murong Baoding dead on! You Murong Baoding lineage of children come back to Gusei State to seize the military success, I guarantee that I will beat you to crawl home after even parents do not recognize! Along the way, near the Flying Fox City, there have been several sets of scouts in half a mile outside the wandering spying, Fatty Dong simply do not pay attention to this, on the horsemanship and strength of these guys, behind the cavalry of their own casually carry out a can shoot down the horse, only on the horse fence that the scouts to kill the enemy, under the sun is also Chen Zhi Bao trained out of the White Horse Tour crossbow can be compared with the crows on his fence, the courtesy of a real fight so many years, the winners and losers are 50-50 The year, winners and losers are in fifty-fifty. Dong fat man grinned, more eerie, he knew that he was not suave face characters, before joining the army, the neighborhood children to see him to be scared wow cry, in addition to the men who are like-minded not to say, this life, anyway, was not a few women and children to please, so once encountered, Dong fat man are especially cherished, the woman on the two, have become his daughter-in-law, the outside world are said to be the big house two houses and so on, Dong fat man the same, not talk about more favored who, anyway, first of all, the first of all, the first of all, the first of all, the first of all. Can’t talk about who is more favored, anyway, the first to become explicitly married to the daughter-in-law of the Dong family is the big daughter-in-law, after the family door is the second daughter-in-law, which is called first after the arrival of the reasoning, the old man is not like to reason with the people anyway. The side of this, but that Tibingshan that old man’s heart, not the same was I snatched home? The old man two and a half days to dislike their own force is not impressive, your mother, you know nothing about the art of war, the ultimate martial arts, but a thousand enemies, the old man is the enemy of ten thousand people, I have long looked at your old man is not good, don’t rely on the identity of the old man and martial arts master blindly yelling, spraying my face with saliva, have been a couple of times? I just respect the old and love the young, not with you, at most patting the ass and turn around at night to pick up your daughter to go, it is called a thing of the past.
Fatty Dong side of the woman to see the familiar smile, helpless: “husband, and want to make bad? Whose turn is it to suffer this time?”
Dead fat man snorted: “Husband I have always been virtuous, always good to people.”
The soft and charming woman with wide sleeves fluttering like a heavenly fairy frowned, “You like that Tao Manwu so much? I’m afraid you won’t even be so nervous about my children with that person in the future, right?”
Fatty Dong heatedly said, “This is much out of the ordinary, Tao Manwu is the only child in your grandfather’s life that he likes with all his heart and soul, and is the orphan of his elder brother, so what if he cares some more? You and the Great Yong Princess is not dealing with just, women are jealous, is human nature. But you blindly eat the child’s jealousy, this can not be good, if no one is around, my father may have to serve the family law to beat your ass.”
The father is the main of Mt. Tibing woman would like to snort, to show the heart of the slight dissatisfaction, only to see him all the way around the clock rush, daily rest is just tired to the extreme only had to take a nap, face with a water cloth can wipe down a few layers of gray, lips have long been dry and cracked seepage of blood, in order to find that in the duck’s head green inn disappeared young nieces, almost invoked all the hand of the network of resources to rely on the search to the Just a word, dead pursuit of traces, this is the first time she saw him in addition to the war and abduction of daughter-in-law, so unscrupulous publicity, see his cheeks that are thin and sunken a lot, heart a soft, can not bear to use words to the needle to the wheat.
She changed the topic, saw the city gates outside the soldiers and armor distinct, narrowed her eyes and said softly: “Tantai Changping privately is not your good brother, why should I stop you?”
Dead fat man yawned, he gave the border generals digging pits not buried that called a familiar, maybe after the fact those guys still have to live a few years before returning to the taste, and then want to scold this insidious and cunning dead fat man, there has been no part of the heart of the gas, but the dead fat man to his own daughter-in-law is never one to say one, explaining that: “Changping if you are an official in the southern dynasty, and I am close to a good thing, but go to the Imperial tent as a bell ringer, and then with me eye to eye, His Majesty the Emperor does not mind, Yelu and Murong two clans can not guarantee that they will not learn women chewing on the tongue, after all, not a beautiful thing, I simply come to a cheat but the old fox but can fool many fools of the bitter meat trick, at least we all face face is over, and by the way, so that the north side of the Flying Fox City know that there is another dare to fight with fat man dong’s young people, the bell ringer is also even on the nail. You ah, are spoiled by your father, do not like to use the brain, than she is much more stupid, mother, do not stare at me, know you this pair of eyes beautiful, at first it is you so look, to the charm, the soul is to see gone. Besides, stupid have stupid good well, are like her so smart, I do the male, also tired, or stupid better, an analogy, said in advance just a big analogy ah, the male and brothers went to a trip to the green house drinking wine, back home, she smelled the smell of alcohol and powder flavor, we must let the male to kneel on the rubbing board, and you, with the male bought rouge, on the day of joy, you say that I like more which one? ”
The woman smiled sweetly, and there was killing in her smile.
The dead fat man slapped on his own mouth. So the next originally plotted to fight with Tantai Changping for dozens of rounds of good drama, it became the future passing bells Lang was inserted in the cow dung of that flower a sword and knocked off the horse.
As Fatty Dong entered the city, he sighed, “I’m sorry brother Changping, it’s all because your little sister-in-law wasn’t in a good mood at the moment.”
The woman at the side of One Sword Like a Dragon didn’t have any change in her demeanor and asked softly, “Husband, how do we find your niece next?”
Dead Fatty went out of the city cave, took his hand to cover the sunlight, and calmly said, “Seal the city. Then scrape the ground and leave the city when I find it.”
The woman worriedly said, “Isn’t Husband afraid of causing offense?”
Fatty Dong skimmed his lips and smiled coldly, “If someone is not convinced, they can come and find me to theorize, I will slowly reason with them, if I can’t, I will take the iron horsemen and crush him to death.”
Behind him, two of his own riders were closer and smiled when they heard the general’s words. This is right, our General Dong’s stomach has no ink, but like to be attached to people and reasoning, most of them are red-faced quarrels, but, on the feet scolding, if it does not relieve the anger, to move the foot, the Southern officials hate this faceless son of a bitch, especially at the time of the Chinese New Year, the calligraphy written by earthworms twisted General Dong also had to show off his talent, door-to-door, deadbeat to be those of the Southern mansions! All hung on the Spring Festival couplets he wrote, bullshit ah, embarrassing ah, I remember there was once a street neighbor of the Governor Lord and the observation of the Lord played a careful eye, one said that the wind blew off the sticking not solid Spring Festival couplets, one said that firecrackers blew up Spring Festival couplets, the results of the next day the dead fat man on the shoulders of the two Spring Festival couplets and the ass to hang in the two military ministers of the door, personally take the congee soup sticking good, smiling and said that this time it is guaranteed that the wind will not blow! Not off the firecrackers can not be broken, a large powerful and noble full of more like a dog in the western capital, there is only left in the Huang Song Pu generals dare to direct this dead fat man outside the door, the concierge pointed to the door of a stone tablet, on the top of which clearly written Dong Zhuo shall not be close to the mansion of the fifty paces. North Mang south dynasty, I’m afraid that in addition to the border soldiers, also on the general Liu Gui is considered to be the only close to this repulsive dead fat big man, the results of Liu two years ago, the general intends to marry his granddaughter, the fat man took the family has a shrew as a shield, the results of a few days on the marriage of the Tibingshan Mountain Lord’s only daughter, I heard that the old general Liu Gui angry angry hair, and almost have to armored on the horse to go to the slaughter of this dark belly fat man.
The woman softly said, “If I had known this, why didn’t I personally escort my sister-in-law’s niece to Leaving City in the first place?”
Fatty Dong said grimly, “That sister-in-law doesn’t look like a woman who can be a widow for big brother Tao, I’ve never been close to her, what’s the point of seeing her? Brother Tao just died, wrote to me, want for her son to ask for an official title directory, I’m a person with a strange temper, you asked for, I don’t give, you don’t ask, I don’t mind to help you pave the way. Tao big brother on a son, if she was raised, sooner or later to become a eat, drink and play with the playboy, there is a fart of interest, in accordance with my wishes, should be thrown into the old man’s army, can survive to become a crow bar son, your uncle Dong Zhuo one day of wealth and prosperity, there is no lack of your embroidered future, but the woman to give up? She will not die of heartbreak and poke me in the backbone? And that nephew’s heart does not follow Tao’s big brother, follow his mother, so I only like Xiao Manwu. I, Dong Zhuo, swore an oath that if I don’t become a first-rate general in North Mang, I will never visit the old Wu Chang.”
Fatty Dong snorted coldly, “As long as I find Manwu, I must make sure that my little daughters live more freely than any princess or county princess, and whoever dares to bully her is tired of living!”
The woman rubbed her temples green silk, and said softly, “From the news, it is a young man traveling the Dragon’s Waist State with a saber that has wrapped up the little Manwu, when we meet, how should you count?”
Fatty Dong’s face slowed down a little and laughed, “I don’t care what kind of person he is or what his status is, as long as he hasn’t wronged Little Man Mo, as long as he dares to ask for a lion’s share of the money, I’ll dare to pay him.”
The Tibingshan woman laughed, “I like this about my husband.”
The dead fat man laughed, “Ma’am, but I like many points about you.”
The woman who was born to live at the top of the jianghu to look at the scenery treated the world with a cold eye, but only to this nemesis of the dead fat man, threw a wink that only a sincere love would show.
Dead fat man squinted at the city, he did not like this Flying Fox City, too effeminate, look at the heart.
Iron horsemen into the city, did not drive straight into the city pastor’s residence, but a symbolic circle around the city, passing through the northeastern corner of a restaurant, the woman jerked her head to look at the upstairs window.
Dead fat man wondered: “What is it?”
The woman thought about it and shook her head.
The fat man only thought that there is a coveted self-maiden of the prodigal son, do not think, if it is usually, can be beaten and killed a meal, but now really do not have the mood, they only brought a hundred riders, it is not possible to fly fly general looking for people all over the city, in the final analysis, but also to let the official government out of the people to put forth their efforts.
Dong Zhuo long exhaled a breath, gently said: “small full martial arts, and then wait a while uncle Dong.”