Chapter 8: Moving mountains to reclaim the sea

The fat man said: “more than want to eat ice up and down hail ah, this is simply want to marry a daughter-in-law in the sky on the fall of a forest sister, Hu Commander I said you do not ooze, hurry to go to find the Yang Sen to discuss the discussion to discuss the right, we are not the night on the departure?”

I thought how they are so excited, it seems that Marx was right ah, money is the people’s spiritual support, but now I really do not remember the original words, the old horse said may also be religious beliefs is the people’s spiritual support, but I see no difference between the two, anyway, in the lack of a reliable faith in an era, money as a spiritual support is not a bad thing, at least more than those empty and vain noble values to come to the real. At least it’s better than those empty and lofty values.

I was about to tell the crowd that we are going to sea, salvage the national treasure of the Qin King’s bone mirror is the main, by the way to the eye of the sea to pick beads is the auxiliary, it is best to do both public and private, but the words to the edge of the mouth, suddenly felt a huge pain in the abdomen, knife-like pain, no longer care about what to say, copied up a newspaper on the table to the enemy’s fire blockade line of the speed of the impact of the running to the toilet, not only am I like this, Uncle Ming and other other remaining three people, but also successively feel the pain in the abdomen, unbearable, have run to the toilet to release the pain. Not only me, Uncle Ming and the rest of the three, also felt abdominal pain successively, have run to the toilet to put thatch.

Dajinya cooked noodles soup, put some not too fresh leeks, just a few small leeks almost did not want to kill us, four people diarrhea pulled all dehydrated, and finally had to go to the hospital overnight to get fluids, I and fat people running around all year round, what a mess have eaten, but also have never had a tummy upset, I did not expect the big storms have come over, and almost folded in a bowl of noodle soup.

Late at night in front of the emergency department of the health center still has a lot of patients, the four of us were arranged by the nurse at the end of the corridor in the ward to play bottles, the fat man lying in the hospital bed is still complaining breathlessly: “It is said that the four major backs are the police station, a large drugstore, crematorium, the tax office, into this kind of place, at least three years of bad luck, the fat master of my life have not been in the hospital, this time is considered to be fucking open the Lenten, all of which are Blame the old gold, boil pot broken noodles soup put two eggs is not good, but also have to put the old Hu their rotten leeks, that bundle of leeks when to buy, he himself may not remember, so he also has a joint responsibility, but ultimately have to blame Uncle Ming, Uncle Ming, you said that you come on our house in the middle of the night not to eat enough in advance to come, intentionally dilly-dallying is not it? I found that this is your usual style, from the last to go back to the Kunlun Mountains in the process, you have been fanning the flames, I see that you are the only chaos, big attempt to blow up Mount Lushan, forcing the earth to stop rotating the trend.”

Uncle Ming due to eat the most noodle soup, so the condition is the most serious, running belly run almost left a breath, but he and the fat man is always a little over the knot has not been unraveled, at this time and hold themselves that the crowd out of the sea to use him, half a point and refused to be soft in the mouth: “I warn you fat boy, now I am in a very bad mood, don’t ever try to challenge your uncle’s mood at this time! Aigoo …… your uncle I am dying by the gold teeth bad boy’s noodle soup to get hanged, throw your mother a black ah, this is the noodle soup or laxative ah?”

Said Uncle Ming and bellyache up, want to find a nurse to take him to the toilet, but the nurses of this hospital is particularly busy, the second is not good attitude, encountered these are not part of the work are not willing to do, Uncle Ming to find which nurses, which nurses will roll up the hygiene ball eye towards him, Uncle Ming this old Hong Kong compatriot turned a blind eye, just as my vials are finished, so I had to help him to go to the toilet of the hospital to put thatch.

I helped him into the toilet hung up a good bottle after the hospital corridor to go out to him to find handkerchiefs, this time to see Shirley Yang from the streets of Liu Auntie heard the news, rushed to the health hospital to see us, are registered places to inquire everywhere, I will call her over, after a simple said once, nothing serious, is food poisoning, leeks may be pesticides on the uncle washed, with medicine has no After the medicine has been no big problem, let her not worry, then we walked to the hospital corridor quiet place, I talked to her to go to the sea eye to salvage shipwrecked things.

Shirley Yang said: “you did not agree to go down is right, Professor Chen is too anxious, even if there are other salvage team on the ship, I’m afraid that in a relatively short period of time can not come up with a plan, coral spiral situation I know some, where has always been known as the South China Sea Hundred Curtains big, is a variety of maritime accidents in the sea, the air in this sea will often be clear sky Turbulence appears, it is difficult for airplanes to fly overhead, ships’ electronic equipment will also be subject to some kind of mysterious interference, which leads to malfunction, and there are too many underwater reefs, if you are not familiar with the undersea topography it is simply impossible to get into the depths of the Coral Spiral, wait for us to return to the United States and then slowly think of a way to do it, after all, this national treasure of the Qin King’s Bone Shining Mirror is a major concern, and I can’t help but help Prof. Chen’s favor.”

I said to Shirley Yang: “Today I met Uncle Ming, when he was young, he once went to the coral spiral with the ship to pick night pearl, the general terrain he knows, I think the use of feng shui secret art to the upper star, the lower inspection of the earth, to find out the way to enter the coral spiral, although it is very remote, but it is not impossible to do, “16 words yin and yang feng shui secret art” in the South Dragon vein in the detailed description, although we are a million miles away, we will not be able to find a way to enter the coral spiral. Discussion, although we are thousands of miles away I do not know that the situation of the eye of the sea and the South Dragon situation, but after all, to the sea to see with their own eyes to see the difference, I now feel that at least three or four percent of certainty.”

For in the sea eye diving salvage shipwreck pearl thing, although we have enough money, but if not after a long period of preparation and deployment, simply can not be compared with the professional salvage company, alone for some of the dive facilities mastery is enough for us to learn a long period of time, but I think that if the use of moving the mountain Taoist passed down the unique sea exploration, must be able to get twice the result with half the effort.

However, the so-called “moving mountains to reclaim the sea” technique, there is no similar “sixteen characters of yin and yang feng shui secret art” such a book for the canonical ancient scrolls, only in the moving mountain Taoist “Partridge Whistle” left a diary and memoirs of some of the formula used in the past there are relevant records, which Involving several times out to sea in search of elixir experience, mixed with a lot of moving mountain Taoist secret secret art, these moving mountain reclamation of the strange and bizarre is mind-boggling, are all generations of moving mountain Taoist, in the thousands of years in the collection of countless efforts, can be poor through the world of all things, if you can be used well, it can be said that should be the change and the God of the magic also.

Shirley Yang had organized this part of the content separately, but we have been running around for the past six months, never seriously studied, this time suddenly want to use, not inevitably some temporary hasty.

In addition to being too hasty, we also have some disadvantages, such as the equipment we can buy and use in a short period of time, compared with those professional diving and salvage units with the government military as the background, is undoubtedly the callow with the Dragon King than the treasure, is not at all a level, it is difficult to be compared.

However, based on this action has its special nature, in the coral spiral that piece of high-tech equipment to lose the role of the mysterious sea, it is the old ancestor passed down this ancient secret art of martial arts, Western medicine to treat the symptoms, Chinese medicine to treat the root cause of the problem, it is called you hit your atomic bomb, I threw my hand grenade, and the strengths of the gold schoolmasters and mountain movers in the mastery of the traditional culture of the Chinese absolute technological superiority.

Shirley Yang is also from a family of explorers, she inherited the genes of many explorers in her blood, although she often said that I am a good person who can’t help the world in chaos, but the fact is that she herself is by no means a person who can be idle, and was incited by me to move in the hospital, Shirley Yang graduated from the U.S. Naval Academy, although she gave up on joining the military, but ultimately chose to become a photographer for National Geographic magazine, but she still has the typical US Navy officer temperament, excellent but not arrogant, and never lacks the spirit of adventure and courage.

USNA’s motto is: “knowledge cast trident”, trident is the Greek mythological legend of Poseidon’s weapon, symbolizing the power of the god of the sea and the right to control the sea, our action to find the moon at the bottom of the sea, it is to “touch the gold schoolmaster” and “move the mountain Taoist” and “the king of the sea”, “the king of the sea” and “the king of the sea”. Our operation to find the moon at the bottom of the sea is based on the ancient secret techniques of “The Golden Schoolmaster” and “The Mountain-moving Taoist”, which also coincidentally fulfills the motto, “The secret technique of inverted bucket casts the trident”.

But we still need some of the basic equipment for the sea, which will be Shirley Yang through the use of overseas relations for the preparation, we agreed on a plan, I took Fatty and others down to the South Seas first, in the Coral Spiral near the collection of intelligence, and looking for a suitable ship, to be Shirley Yang ready as soon as possible after the rendezvous, the whole team into the South China Sea Baimou Da.

At that time, no one thought that this major plan affecting our future destiny, in this unobtrusive health center, cleanly formulated, we talked for a full hour, talk about it before I suddenly remembered that Uncle Ming is still squatting in the toilet, have forgotten all about him, and rushed to find him, only to find that he was not there, it turns out that Uncle Ming has long been a passing toilet doctor to send back to the Ward, he saw me in the ward complained: “Hu Zai than that fat boy is still hateful, fat boy at most mouth shortcomings Germany, this bad boy surnamed Hu net make underhanded tactics, your uncle such a handful of years of old people thrown in the toilet, said well is to go to get toilet paper, the result of a go on the disappearance of the face of the beast ah this is, fortunate that A Xiang did not marry you. ”

I casually perfunctory: “Come on Uncle Ming, we are doing big business people, decide the goods of a thousand gold, do not compete with the price of the end of the millimeter, you do not fall in the climb can not come out it, don’t be catty, I just now is indeed more important things than to give you handkerchiefs, this is not an interruption to the delay it.”

The crowd was exhausted by the stomach, noisy for a while, they do not have the heart to say more, after the infusion will go home to sleep and recuperate, the next day at noon, Professor Chen rushed to visit us, he has heard Shirley Yang said we promised to go to find the King of Qin to shine the bone mirror, specially come to instruct us: “The South China Sea’s eye of the sea is deep, I’m afraid of and the Jingjie ancient country of the bottomless ghost holes have a great deal to do with, the coral spiral, you since you decided to go to the coral spiral. Since you have decided to go to the coral spiral, there is something that must be said in advance with you know, this matter may be a little sensationalized, but I just hope that you can be well prepared mentally.”