Chapter 523: Ultraman Can’t Beat the Monster
Han Qian doesn’t like to touch the sea water too much, he sits far away on the steps smoking a cigarette, looking at the child’s father and mother pushing the child’s brother for a walk on the beach, the sea breeze blowing to bring gusts of fishy, the child’s ballad squatting beside Han Qian looking at the sea, softly said.
“Thank you.”
“No need to be polite, meat will do.”
Nursery rhyme frowned and squinted at Han Qian, skimmed his mouth and ignored it, Han Qian held a cigarette and squinted his eyes and continued.
“I don’t like the beach much anymore, I used to love watching the sea, since I knew that Liu Shengge knocked off four ribs of Hook Cannon here, I don’t like the beach anymore.”
With these words, Nursery Rhyme skimmed her lips and looked at Han Qian with contempt.
“In front of the people pretending to be on the line, in front of sis you still forget it, now a few of us who don’t know you can’t swim, and warmth go to the beach to swim when almost drowned in it, since then you don’t go to the sea.”
Being poked and prodded Han Qian was a bit annoyed, turning his head to look angrily at Nursery Rhyme and said angrily.
“Let this me point you can die ah?”
“Can crazy! I’m a girl, why should I let you? A society with more men than women, the next one is better behaved!”
“Then you go find the next one, I’ll see which one is more decent than me, boy monster don’t forget, you put me to sleep, not me who slept with you.”
Han Qian gritted his teeth and spoke in a low growl as Nursery Rhyme continued to bristle.
“Well, I put you to sleep, then what? Sue me for rape? Do you want me to call Cai Qinghu right now and have her tell you that the crime of rape doesn’t protect men for the time being.”
“Teacher Tong, you have to remember your profession, you’re a teacher, you have to set an example.”
“Heh~ How dare you mention my profession? If I hadn’t met you I wouldn’t have been fired, if I hadn’t been fired I wouldn’t have owed money, if I hadn’t owed money I wouldn’t have gotten involved with you, if I hadn’t gotten involved with you, I’d still be a happy-go-lucky little teacher right now! I can still fall in love!”
Hearing the nursery rhyme’s chatter, Han Qian grinned.
“Look, how nice it was to meet me, you’re a principal now, what? Regretting it? Feeling that Liu Shengmai is better than me?”
“If you don’t mention it I’ve forgotten about this person, as for being a principal …… this is my own effort!”
Looking at Nursery Rhyme’s unconvinced look, Han Qian narrowed his eyes and laughed.
“Your credit card was paid back by me.”
“Then I’ve been cooking for you for a long time, washing your clothes again, and giving Li Jiawei and Tu Kun remedial lessons!”
Tutoring? This is something Han Qian really doesn’t know, but now he wants to tease Nursery Rhyme, narrowing his eyes in a laugh.
“I gave you a total of one hundred thousand dollars for your brother’s illness.”
Nursery rhyme gritted teeth viciously back.
“You were drugged who gave you the antidote!”
“You’re right to say so ah, you open the school I gave you the formalities, and sent you another four hundred thousand or five hundred thousand dollars?”
“Ah! That can only be described as an investment!”
“What about that Maserati I gave you?”
The anger in the nursery rhyme’s body instantly dissipated, sitting by Han Qian’s side looking at him with grudging eyes, whispering.
“You ran to the beach to settle accounts with me?”
For the first time, the fight with the monster had the upper hand, a feeling that made Han Qian’s insides incomparably smoother, hehehe and said again.
“Your brother’s cosmetic surgery and the recent treatment of his lower limbs also need a lot of money, almost this much.”
The words fell to the rhyme made a ‘yeah’ gesture, the rhyme saw this instantly became a deflated ball, lowered his head and sighed powerlessly.
“Really a penny to overwhelm the hero ah, suddenly think of putting you to sleep is also not bad, in the future there is no money to give you some dope.”
Snap!
Han Qian landed a slap on Nursery Rhyme’s shoulder and laughed.
“You think I’m stupid?”
Words fell Han Qian feel a little wrong, nursery rhyme stared at him with a pair of wide eyes straight, then slowly dropped his gaze on his right hand, Han Qian some panic, smiled sarcastically.
“Accident! Accident! I didn’t do it on purpose.”
“You dare to hit me?”
The voice strangled out between the ballad’s teeth, Han Qian retracted his hand with a compensatory smile, and the ballad grimaced as he said.
“You dare to hit me!”
The first time was a question, the second time was an affirmation.
“Ultraman fights small monsters, like it?”
Seeing the situation is not right, Han Qian pulled his leg and ran, nursery rhyme got up and chased, on the beach, nursery rhyme hand carrying carrying a high heeled shoe while chasing and said angrily.
“Han Qian! You shameless scum, you still hit me?”
Han Qian, who was fleeing for his life, carrying a high heel in his hand hurriedly explained.
“Accident! Accident, I’m joking with you.”
“Joke? OK! Don’t run, I’m joking with you too.”
The second high-heeled shoe flew by Han Qian’s ear, Han Qian was startled, when he stopped his feet and bent down to pick up the high-heeled shoe, a heavy and softness came from his back, he was pressed by the nursery rhyme on the beach, listening to the gasp coming from his ear, Han Qian powerlessly said.
“As for you? I just slapped you and you chased me for more than five hundred meters?”
Nursery rhyme panted back.
“This …… is not a matter of one or two slaps, it’s a matter of you hitting me! The first time you went along with it, there will be a second and a third time!”
“It’s not like I’m a domestic abuser.”
“We’re not in the same family, you can’t domestic abuse me either.”
“You’re a bit heavy. You can go down.”
“No.”
“Your breasts are a bit soft.”
“I know that without you telling me.”
“Then you do not go down?”
“I …… want to go down too, but I don’t have the strength ah!”
Han Qian closed his eyes and took a deep breath, took his high heels and padded them under his chin, Nursery Rhyme cursed a pervert in a small voice, Han Qian ignored it, this monster’s athleticism was on par with warmth, belonging to the kind of level that was only second to the level of hemiplegia.
Nursery Rhyme rolled over and looked at the blue sky lying on Han Qian’s back, the sky was blue, the sun was blinding, and the cushion under her back was not too soft.
From afar, the child’s mom watched the two chasing and playing with each other and laughed her ass off.
“Child’s father look, it’s you who’s overthinking, right? I think Yao Yao and Han Qian are quite a good match, our daughter is smooth and slick, I think the two of them are quite good.”
Tong dad frowned and said in a deep voice.
“Good or bad is not known now, these days more observation observation, if really a good boy, let them first dating, I’m not a pedantic person, after all, it is the lifelong affairs of the daughters, can’t be too one-sided.”
This may be the mother-in-law looking at her son-in-law the more she looks at him, the old father-in-law is the opposite.
Tong Coronet was very satisfied with this brother-in-law.
Tong Lang lay on Han Qian’s back and softly shouted.
“Han Qian ah!”
“Alive.”
“What do you think the two of us are like now?”
“I’m a turtle, you’re a turtle shell.”
After hearing this, Nursery Rhyme closed her eyes and took a deep breath to sit up, patted Han Qian’s butt for fear and said softly.
“Get up, the wind is too strong on the beach, it’s almost noon, sis invited you to eat.”
“Eat what?”
“Eat hot pot!”
“My company still has things, you guys go.”
“Just kidding, let’s go eat noodles! Aren’t noodles your favorite, my treat.”
Han Qian agreed, going to a small noodle shop to eat has an advantage, not afraid to spend money, but won’t meet those guys who are in the way, Han Qian was afraid that Liu Shengge was making a whole lot of trouble.