Chapter 937: I Will Kill the Child Monster
At the seaside temple, Han Qian squatted halfway up the stone steps up the mountain with a sign standing in front of him.
This Taoist priest was a fraud!
Next to him was the old Taoist priest who had told his fortune and said that he would be a peach blossom robber for the rest of his life.A morning passed, and the old Taoist priest looked at the ten dollars in his hand, and finally, somewhat unable to stay up, turned his head to Han Qian, and said feebly.
“What exactly do you want to know?”
Han Qian turned his head and hemmed and hawed.
“You’re quite a shady old liar, tricking me into saying that I’m going to Smooth Enjoyment, and then you run away after you get your grandson in there? You quite good at playing ah, also don’t need to tell me anything else, the child monster looking for you to count what came.”
The old Taoist laughed.
“Heaven’s opportunity can not be divulged.”
“I hit fly you a heavenly opportunity can not be leaked.”
“Crooked? I alarm.”
Han Qian didn’t move, glared at the old Taoist priest grudgingly and whispered again.
“Recently, the whereabouts of the child monster is very strange, the old ancient flirted with me that the nursery rhyme is Andersen horror story, she and Ji Jing two people meet and quarrel, a while ago, but it is sticking to Ji Jing, put her as a maiden, which suddenly went to the capital, you say I can not be panicked? You give me to calculate, calculate what she calculates?”
The old Taoist priest put down his cell phone, his eyes looked at Han Qian with contempt, and said faintly.
“You go ask Mr. Tong not than ask me know in detail?”
Han Qian was full of helplessness and powerlessness.
“If she tells me, I still need to ask you? Why are you just growing old and not growing your head?”
These words pissed off the old Daoist, pointing at Han Qian and roaring.
“Can this count? If this can be counted I’ll worship you as my teacher! For fuck’s sake, it’s true that you can know things that others can’t see, but what are you asking me to do to calculate what others are going to do? Come on, come on, you can have this booth, you do the math!”
Han Qian held the sign for a moment, skimming his lips and despising it.
“Then you’re a liar, cheating people out of their money and not doing anything for them.”
The old Daoist laughed.
“Want to know? I can really guess a little bit, but I won’t tell you, angry or not?”
Looking at the somewhat abnormal old Taoist monk, Han Qian laughed, threw away the sign and went up the mountain, walked into the temple to find the old monk and put forward his request, who couldn’t help but laugh after hearing it.
“The one halfway up the mountain? Poor monk teach Han young a method is.”
Hearing the old monk’s method, Han Qian’s eyes were all smiles as he patted the old monk’s bald head and laughed.
“It’s not in vain that Warm donated over a hundred thousand dollars to your temple, you old man can do things, I’m leaving!”
“Han Shao is not in a hurry, in a nagging sentence with you, the temple monks avoid meat, but other do not avoid.”
“Just you know things ~ I’ll let Qinghu come and skulk around sometime, you guys have a good time entertaining ah!”
Han Qian left, and when he reappeared halfway up the mountain, the old Taoist monk got up and ran, Han Qian pulled his leg and chased after him, shouting.
“Fuck! I was curious why this dog bit me in the first place, guess this dog has a grudge against you, I’m covered in your scent ah! Come on, baby, bite him for me!”
Han Qian’s hand was holding a dog, and the dog that had bitten Han Qian couldn’t control itself when it saw the old Taoist priest, baring its teeth at him.
It didn’t take long for the old Taoist to sit out on a tree branch, Han Qian sat under the tree, holding a chicken leg in his hand to feed the dog, and faintly said.
“You really don’t say anything? There are a lot of mosquitoes this night.”
The old Taoist gritted his teeth and looked at Han Qian under the tree, saying angrily.
“That old bald donkey told you?”
“Bah! You still have the nerve to say it? I only realize it now ah, if it wasn’t you in the first place, I could have been bitten by a dog?”
“Then it was you who went up the mountain and didn’t worship Buddha, so you blame me?”
“Come on, come on, you come down and let it bite, I don’t ask anything.”
“Heh, the poor Taoist is dedicated to cultivating immortality, it’s just a mosquito.”
“Let’s both just consume, anyway, I have nothing to do now, Eunuch Liu is hiding in the capital and does not see me.”
Not long after, Xu Hongchang came, carrying a large hiking bag, and then hung a hammock under the old Taoist priest’s watchful eye, set up a folding table, fruits cooked food also brought a few bottles of beer.
Then set up a rechargeable mosquito repellent incense under the hammock, opened the cooked food and threw it to the evil dog, started to open the beer to a cup, also added two ice cubes and handed it to the young master of the family, and then left the woods with the mountaineering bag on his back.
Han Qian lying in the hammock looking at the old Taoist priest, narrowed his eyes and smiled.
“Let’s continue to consume the two masters, when the next time Xu Hongchang comes it might be to chop down a tree with an axe, are you sure you don’t want to talk about it?”
The old Taoist priest stroked his beard and proudly said.
“As a Daoist disciple…”
“Shut up, I don’t want to hear it.”
After three hours of stalemate, the old Taoist priest was a bit unable to carry on and sighed.
“Han Qian, how can you bear to make things so difficult for me, an old man!”
Han Qian opened his eyes and faintly said.
“It’s not like I have a conscience.”
The words came out, and the old Taoist was suddenly speechless, glaring fiercely at Han Qian.
After another two hours, the old man was somewhat unable to carry on and said feebly.
“I’ll say! You get rid of the dog when I’m done.”
Han Qian opened his eyes again.
“I don’t want to hear it.”
“Little brat, deserve you to be counted, nursery rhyme let me give Ji Jing fortune telling, counting Ji Jing’s child is a boy or a girl, I counted it many times, you little brat first child how to count is a daughter, well …… get together and leave a lot of it.”
Daughter?
Han Qian sat up violently and frowned.
“You gave the nursery rhyme fortune telling that Ji Jing will have a child, or a daughter?”
“Yes!”
“Holy shit, I fucking get it!”
Han Qian got up and ran, his back turned to the old Taoist monk and shouted.
“I know you have the monk’s number, call yourself and tell them to get rid of the dog, I don’t have time to play with you.”
The old Taoist priest opened his mouth and yelled.
“Heaven forbid, rabbit boy.”
Fuck!
Finally understood what this monster of a nursery rhyme was counting on, the day she went to find Ji Jing for a drink, Han Qian and Ji Jing made out, recalling that there seemed to be oil when she touched the condom, slippery, it wasn’t fucking vegetable oil, this monster must have zapped the shit out of it.
Ji Auntie has been uncomfortable lately, and Nursery Rhyme is taking care of her like a maidservant, this fucking ass think also know what’s going on ah!
“Nursery Rhyme! You wait for you to come back in the capital ah! Waiting to quarrel you!”
Took out the phone to call Ji Jing, not waiting for Han Qian to finish a complete sentence, Ji Jing began to vomit, this time Han Qian more sure, told Ji Jing do not go anywhere, at home waiting for him.
Ji Jing obediently hangs up the phone.
On the mountain, the old monk was holding his vicious dog, looking up at the old Taoist priest in the tree and frowning.
“Why are you still involved in what’s going on under the mountain.”
The old Taoist monk looked at the sky and faintly said.
“I have a grandson ah, my grandson is now in the strategy department of the Unbridled Group, a six-figure annual salary ah, how can I not bow my head?”
The old monk laughed faintly.
“I’ve seen Han Shao’s facing, worrying and laboring life, you follow in it to mix, this is not to give people trouble?”
The old Taoist got down from the tree, glaring at the old monk despised.
“I just robbed your childhood sweetheart, you are ready to this dog bite me? You monks hold grudges excessively, don’t you?”
“Still not leaving? Waiting for me to let the dog bite you?”
The old Taoist monk pulled his leg and ran, the old monk laughed and turned around to go back to the temple.
A few decades ago, the old Taoist priest and Han Qian were very similar ah, while this monk was more like Liu Shengge.
Han Qian hurried up the stairs, took Ji Jing in his arms and headed downstairs, Ji Jing didn’t struggle, wrapped her arms around Han Qian’s neck and whispered.
“What’s wrong~”
Han Qian whispered.
“You’re pregnant and you don’t even know?”
Ji Jing laughed.
“Nonsense, we’re both very careful every time.”
Words out, Han Qian puts down Ji Jing and walks into his room, takes out a condom and walks over to Ji Jing, puts it in front of his mouth and blows hard, looking at the leaky ‘balloon’, Ji Jing’s face changes, gritting her teeth and growling lowly.
“Where is the child monster person, I must kill her!”
“Kill my ass! Go to the hospital first.”