Chapter 943: Positive and Kirikou

“I still can’t figure out how you’re going to convince Ji Jing, other people say that she might be able to agree, but this condom tying of yours, getting her pregnant, she shouldn’t be able to agree.”

Carrying dishes in her hand and following Nursery Rhyme through the door, Nursery Rhyme pointed to the kitchen and said softly.

“You only need to worry about what you should worry about, other things don’t follow the mix, semi-retired people, what’s the buzz, I’m going to change a set of clothes.”

Han Qian shrugged his shoulders, when Nursery Rhyme came out he was already sitting on the sofa watching TV, Han Qian turned his head just about to open his mouth, looking at Nursery Rhyme’s dress, Han Qian took a deep breath and said in a deep voice.

“At home you don’t wear pajamas, what the hell is your whole wrap-around skirt? This skirt isn’t even as long as my finger!”

Nursery Rhyme glared at Han Qian and said contemptuously.

“Wear it how it’s cool at home, I’m not letting you see it, what do you want to eat? I’ll go cook.”

“In addition to the water swimming, I basically eat, green vegetables are not picky, but not ……”

“Know you don’t like is garlic scapes.”

Nursery rhymes towards the kitchen, Han Qian realized that this monster also wore a four or five centimeters or so of high heels, seems to be in the heel of the shoe child pasted something, walk up no sound.

After watching some TV, Han Qian felt really a bit bored, got up and walked to the kitchen door, just ready to talk, the nursery rhyme shoved a preferred apple to Han Qian, the next second snatched away the apple, whispered.

“Forget that you eat apples do not digest, why are you so delicate ah.”

Then handed to come a cucumber, Han Qian took a crunchy bite and said vaguely.

“There’s no way, people have different physiques.”

Looking at Tong Rhyme’s skillful washing and cutting of vegetables, and remembering that she had to take care of Ji Jing’s child, Han Qian sighed.

“Tong ah! I’ve noticed that you seem to know a little bit of everything, of the several girls, you’re the most woman-like.”

Tong Rhyme wiped her hands and turned around, resting her plump breasts and slapping her butt again, despising it.

“These breasts are not much smaller than Bo Bo Xu Niang, or Niang Niang, right? This butt is a little more perky than the fitness secretary Ye, right? Sister I’m a real woman, what do you mean like?”

Maybe it’s because the white color already looks plump, Han Qian looked up and down and laughed.

“I’m talking about the character and skills, laundry and cooking and cleaning up, but also a husband and mothering, good good.”

The child monster turned around to continue frying vegetables, skimming her lips.

“I’m all-round, I can go up to the hall, get down to the kitchen, beat up hooligans, and roll in a big bed!”

“Beat up hooligans?”

“Do you know the Red Wolf?”

Looking at the nursery rhyme holding up a pan, Han Qian held up his hands with a cucumber in his mouth and obediently exited the kitchen, didn’t go to the living room, but went to Yu Shiyi’s room, found the laptop, and looking at the password on the screen, Han Qian tentatively typed his name.

It wasn’t right!

Then tried his and Yu Shiyi’s birthdays.

Still not right.

Han Qian’s hands on the keyboard, tangled for a while, typed four words.

I want the child!

When the words ‘please wait’ appeared, Han Qian felt like there was a mountain pressing down on his shoulders.

This bitch was crazy, completely crazy.

When Han Qian’s big picture appeared on the screen, originally wanted to see what kind of work she had been busy with lately, but now he was not in the mood at all, lying on the bed and looking at the roof, this is no tears, if there are tears, he wants to drown himself.

In the past and Feng Lun ah, hook cannon or whatever has not had such pressure ah!

Sitting up and walking out of the room, he shouted to the kitchen.

“Tong ah! Has Yu Shishu been acting weird lately?”

“Does calling out your name in the shower count?”

“Alright, you can shut up, I don’t want to listen to you anymore, how can I say you’re a teacher too!”

“Heh!”

Not long after, Nursery Rhyme told Han Qian to go wash his hands and get ready for dinner, Han Qian directly sat on the dining table, only to be dragged into the bathroom by Nursery Rhyme pinching his ears, when Han Qian washed his hands and came out, he found that there was one more person in the house.

Han Qian glanced at Nursery Rhyme and then Yu Shiyi and said suspiciously.

“When did she come back?”

The words came out, Yu Shiyi was not happy, standing up and looking at Han Qian with a crooked head, gritting her teeth!

“I’ve been home!!! I’ve been nursery rhyme’s room!!!”

“Nonsense, why didn’t I see you when I went to the kitchen!”

Han Qian is really didn’t see, also didn’t realize that this bitch is lying at home, looking at Yu Shiyi angrily went back to the room, Han Qian didn’t think too much, sat down to eat, not a few minutes later, Yu Shiyi came out.

Black wrap-around skirt, the same style as the nursery rhyme, but also with a gray stocking, black high heels, standing in front of Han Qian with both hands holding the chair to show a S squat, the body curves slim, and then looked at Han Qian’s bitter face, Yu Shishen gritted her teeth and said.

“What kind of expression is this!”

With a question filled with anger, Han Qian became even more bitter melon, and Nursery Rhyme couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

“He’s been locked up in a small dark room by the Empress for a week of destruction, that would say that there’s only water left now, hahahaha!”

Yu Shiyi came closer to Han Qian, grabbing his collar and gnashing his teeth angrily.

“You slept with Yan Qingqing? Han Qian, you’re good, nursery rhyme, Ji Jing, Yan Qingqing! Why is it that I, Yu Shizi, am not a good deal? I can’t, it’s harder for me to have a child than it is for me to reach the sky, say! What do you mean?”

Han Qian gritted his teeth and looked at Yu Shiyi with a face full of humiliation, yelling lowly.

“If my waist didn’t hurt and my legs weren’t weak, I’d take you both inside! It’s just that the fucking animal that pulls the mill also has a time to rest, and the old ox that plows the land isn’t called upon like this ah! I’m only twenty-eight! I can’t even look at a girl! You let me eat, or you give me a wolfberry, I’ll fight you!”

A cold hand landed on Han Qian’s face, and Yu Shiyi spoke in a mournful voice.

“This has lost a circle of weight, how can I bear it! Don’t eat a handful, this doesn’t give you a small chicken stewed with wolfberries ~ let’s make up for it, poor thing!”

Han Qian looked suspiciously at Yu Shiyi, then glanced at Nursery Rhyme and whispered.

“You two didn’t drug me, did you?”

Nursery rhyme bristled.

“Love to eat or not, thinking of cooking you a meal, look at you as a person, I like positive men, I don’t like the jibber-jabbering you.”

Hmm?

Han Qian’s eyes were confused and puzzled.

“Positive? I work hard!”

Yu Shiyi straightened the little chicken lying in the basin and whispered.

“This chicken!”

“Chicken upward? Cock crooked?”

Han Qian felt that his IQ and self-esteem had been greatly hurt, from beginning to end, he was not eating a bite of chicken, is really can’t get off this mouth ah, after the meal Han Qian was still thinking about the words positive and gibberish upward and gibberish crooked.

After about this hour, Han Qian stood up violently and said angrily.

“Nursery rhyme! You as a teacher, how can you talk like that, what a mess!”

Nursery Rhyme raised her head, her eyes contemptuous, and snorted.

“Back to the room for a fight? The no clothes kind? Whoever doesn’t go is a grandson.”

“Heh! I’ll wait for you in my room!”

The corners of Han Qian’s mouth are full of provocation as he strides towards Nursery Rhyme’s room, Nursery Rhyme laughs, and under Yu Shiyi’s eyes full of curiosity, Nursery Rhyme presses down on the doorknob, and in the next second, she turns her head to stare at Yu Shiyi with wide eyes, followed by a forceful slam.

“He unlocked it!”

The nursery rhyme then took a deep breath and knocked hard on the door!

“Open the door if you’re capable! Open the door! Don’t hide inside and keep quiet, I know you’re home! Han Qian, you little bitch! You’re the bee’s knees!”

“Nursery rhyme! You’ve gone too far!”

“Chrysalis man! Open the door!”

“I’m not opening it!”

Nursery Rhyme took a deep breath and softly said.

“Injustice~ Open the door~ I’ll rub your shoulders and pound your back with Poetry.”

Han Qian laughed loudly inside.

“Buddy clear your mind today!”

As the words fell, Yu Shiyi walked to the door and opened it with the key, Han Qian stood up violently, then bowed deeply to the two Black and White Twins girls and said in a low voice.

“I am physically ill today, I have offended you many times please ask the two female Bodhisattvas to be charitable and give me a way out.”

Nursery rhymes glared at Han Qian, Yu Shiyi stifled her laughter, then Han Qian made a trip to the bed and choked.

“Just leave me breath.”

“Roll roll roll roll, go brush the bowl.”

“Okay! How about I mop the floor too?”