Chapter 476
Zhu Yuyan and Su Chunjun discussed for a long time, and decided to use long difficult sentences comparable to nonsense literature to translate this thesis, in short, to make people unintelligible and lazy to read!
She originally wanted to use the tone of mocking fools to flip, but considering that the one who pays is the master, or change the long difficult sentences.
Fortunately, the author of this brainwashing technique paper also used a lot of imaginative words when he wrote it, and other than those scary looking pictures, he didn’t describe very clearly how this technique brainwashes the brain. This was just right for the two of them to play.
The translation was painful and boring, luckily there were two of them and they could still make fun of each other.
In the back of this scary paper, there was also a new scientific technique of brainwashing by hypnosis, which was not so cruel, but seemed to make people sit or lie there. Zhu Yuyan just plain turned out, no hard.
Most of the papers are like this, except for the ones that want to attract people’s attention.
Su Chunjun suddenly raised his head from the table and said to her, “Haha! I also saw a fake!”
He stood up with gusto and held up the open book for her to see, which read, “The art of gold-pointing.
It is to turn the elements in other metals into elements of gold through scientific methods and means.
Zhu Yuyan took over to see, found that the author used a lot of methods to do this experiment, but these experimental process he did not write, he just write how he is in his own warehouse, with dripping water car engine separation of metal elements, and successfully with charcoal and aluminum successfully transformed into gold.
The publisher’s request to them was to turn out every single one of these articles, so they could publish them as they were, and the request was that none of them should be missing, but they didn’t ask for the same thing verbatim, because the publisher didn’t have editors who knew multiple languages, as long as they turned in an English-language manuscript that could be read through, that could be read in a way that would be believable to the readers – the point was The focus is on the last sentence.
So the manuscript Su Chunjun submitted was not checked.
But the manuscripts of romantic novels she submitted were often checked.
The proof of this is that she has never had her scientific papers returned, but her romantic novels have been returned.
When Su Chunjun encountered this kind of paper, which seemed to be nonsense, he would turn it over seriously and in great detail, and said, “This is also called dragging the enemy’s hind legs. He said, “This is also called dragging the enemy down!”, and she laughed out loud.
If you meet two people think it may be a real scientific discovery, later will be useful to China’s things, will be carefully turned out, and leave a manuscript in hand, in order to prepare for future verification.
Two people like ants moving mountain like save also saved almost a bookcase, at first do not feel, now began to worry about how to transport back to the country.
Su Chunjun thought of a camera to take pictures of the pages of the manuscript and then send the film back to China, which is really convenient and hassle-free.
However, it is not easy to buy a camera nowadays, and if we really follow the plan, we will need a lot of film.
The two thought long and hard, but still no way.
Until they went to visit Shi Wuwei, Dai Yucan and Ms. Julie only had a solution.
Although the two sides are relatives, but in order to be safe, and did not live together, usually also rarely contact, only to maintain contact once a year at Christmas, usually only send a postcard or send a letter such a frequency, like less contact relatives.
After October, Su Chunjun and Zhu Yuyan started planning to visit Shi Wuwei.
Su Chunjun first sent a letter to them, asking about their well-being, saying some nonsense, and then discussing which day would be more convenient for them to go.
Shi Wuwei also followed the letter back, both sides of such exchanges after three or four times, and finally discussed a good time, to that day, Su Chunjun and Zhu Yuyan with gifts to set off, took the train.
Because this time to go to a longer time, they also have to send the family horse in the post office, please post office horseman for a few days to take care of.
After sitting on the train for a day and a night, Su Chunjun and Zhu Yuyan met Shi Wuwei and Dai Yucan.
The four of them couldn’t say much at the train station, they could only give a simple hug and rushed off.
The train station over here was a bit shabby, and there were more homeless people and a lot of garbage at the station.
Shi Wuwei and Su Chunjun escorted the two ladies to leave as soon as possible, if it wasn’t for the fact that they were accompanied by two men, who also looked decent and young, these hobos would have come up and grabbed their luggage and then fled, and they would have never gotten their luggage back.
After leaving the train station and getting on Shi Wuwei’s own carriage, Zhu Yuyan only took Dai Yuqian’s hand and said, ”How come it’s even worse than the last time we came back? There is not even a police officer in the train station.”
Dai Yuchan smiled bitterly and said, “There’s nothing I can do, the police department can’t pay their salaries, so the police are all out of work. This side is too far from the city, the town hall is almost empty.”
Zhu Yuyan was startled: “What then? Is the law and order in your village okay?”
Dai Yuchan hurriedly comforted her, “Our village is fine, there is a church that organizes the villagers to patrol together. How about your side?”
Zhu Yuyan: “The same as before, because it’s too close to London, everyone in the village who can run away has run away.”
Dai Yuchan got worried: “Is it safe? Nowadays, there are a lot of ex-military people, there are guns everywhere, there won’t be anyone robbing you, right?”
Zhu Yuyan: “We have a horse at home, if it hears the commotion, it will be very loud when it kicks. Besides, we still have Mr. Su at home, and I know how to shoot a gun, so it will be fine.”
Shi Wuwei and Su Chunjun drove outside, leaving space for the sisters to talk. The pair of exotic brothers-in-law also had something to say, also in whispers.
Shi Wuwei: “Do you have any more there? It’s not convenient for me to go into the city, I didn’t get any last time I went back.”
Su Chunjun: “After you wrote to me, I went to buy fifty more, this thing is not so good to buy now, the rubber control is getting more and more strict, fortunately this is a high-priced goods, and the factory regardless of the death of the bill, or really can not buy.”
Shi Wuwei: “Rubber is indeed a good thing, it can make tires, the kind of big car that carries goods, tires are specially made. I don’t know if there are any rubber trees in China.”
Su Chunjun sighed: “I don’t know. Rubber trees are now a secret, I only know that there are in Brazil, but I can’t find any more details. Yan Yan said that he could look for more translations of illustrations or encyclopedias that have plant classes, so he might be able to come across them.”
Shi Wuwei was instantly happy, “That’s a way!”
Su Chunjun: “I just received a translation some time ago, and I haven’t finished it yet, so I’ll give it to you when it’s done.”
Shi Wuwei: “I’ll also receive a little more, see if I can bump into a few more, and if I turn it over a few more times, I’ll have a few more chances.”
After arriving home, Shi Wuwei took Su Chunjun to his room to wash up, and Dai Yucan took Zhu Yuyan to her room.
It was a rare occasion for the couple to be in separate rooms.
At first it was just awkward, Shi Wuwei didn’t dare to offend Dai Yucan, because the two were only engaged when they were in China, and the official marriage was after they came to England. But even after they got married, Shi Wuwei and Dai Yuchan felt like they were married without a match, and it just wasn’t right that they were missing the part of worshiping heaven and earth.
Later, the two gradually better, and Su Chunjun and Zhu Yuyan came over, Shi Wuwei and Dai Yucan finally feel that they have met their relatives, all the last rites, can be a real husband and wife, and the habits of the two people are not the same again.
The most unacceptable thing to Dai Yuchan is Shi Wuwei’s lack of cleanliness!
And Shi Wuwei wasn’t really unclean, he was also very willing to change, he was just occasionally lazy, such as occasionally not washing his feet, such as occasionally not changing his socks, such as not being too fond of bathing. Sometimes when he was particularly tired, Dai Yu Cicada couldn’t bear to talk about him, so she endured it herself. When she couldn’t bear it, she waited until the middle of the night and quietly went to sleep on the sofa by herself, or got up extra early.
When Shi Wuwei found out and felt that he had done wrong, he actively changed.
In the end, it is that both of them are uncomfortable, but both of them endure themselves and fulfill each other’s requirements first.
Still Su Chunjun wrote a letter from afar to persuade Shi Wuwei to share a room, Zhu Yuyan over there also persuaded, but the results are not very effective, Dai Yucan heart is still a little bit of the old idea of the husband as the sky, she is not too willing to force Shi Wuwei to change himself to adapt to her in the husband and wife.
Su Chunjun finally succeeded, Shi Wuwei also drummed up the courage to mention the intention to separate rooms, so that the two are relaxed, but better feelings. When they are in love, no matter in which one’s room, it is more interesting. When you are tired, you will not disturb each other.
Zhu Yuyan also only realized after the fact that the original Shi Wuwei, in addition to the occasional lack of cleanliness, also has the habit of snoring, on behalf of the jade cicadas have already endured for a long time, has not dared to say, Shi Wuwei himself also do not know.
Zhu Yuyan: “You’re making it too difficult for yourself, why don’t you dare to say anything?”
Dai Yuchan: “Couples tolerate each other, I can’t pick on him, not to mention that he is not to blame for the snoring thing, he himself doesn’t know. I picked him, he is not happy, he is not happy and how can I be happy? The wrongs that can be corrected can be said, those that can’t don’t have to be said.”
Zhu Yu Yan on one hand felt that her words made sense, on the other hand felt that she couldn’t do it, this reasoning was uncomfortable to hear.
Zhu Yu Yan: “This is crooked reasoning. I can’t do it.”
Dai Yu Chan laughed: “You used to have a lot of crooked reasoning, I can’t say anything about you, one day it will be your turn to say that other people have crooked reasoning.”
In the evening, Zhu Yuyan talked to Su Chunjun and asked him if he thought there was anything wrong with her.
Zhu Yuyan: “If there’s something wrong with me, you can tell me, and I’ll correct it.”
Su Chunjun was so scared that he put his arms around her and asked, “My wife, what’s wrong with you? Who said anything about you? Where are you bad? Did your sister and brother-in-law have a fight?”
Zhu Yuyan couldn’t tell Dai Yuqian’s private words and only thought from herself.
She said, “Have you ever thought that I don’t like to do housework, I’m fussy, I usually talk a lot of nonsense, and I like to look down on people?”
Su Chunjun affirms, “None of that!”
Zhu Yuyan: “Are you sure?”
Su Chunjun: “I’m sure, I swear!” He raised one hand and swore solemnly.
Zhu Yuyan then believed that she had no flaws.
Late at night, Mrs. Zhu wanted to turn over, from the side to sleep, as soon as she moved, Su Chunjun woke up, holding her hand to help her lie down, wanting her to put both hands underneath, but unexpectedly, Mrs. Zhu just wanted to put it on the side of the pillow, one hand holding a small fist.
Su Chunjun saw this and turned to her side to avoid being hit in the eye again.
At four or five o’clock in the morning, Mrs. Zhu rolled over and punched Mr. Su in the ear.
Mr. Su woke up again, rolled over, and saw that Mrs. Zhu was sleeping on her side again, a topsy-turvy spoon shape. He rushed up and hugged her tightly from behind.
Now he can sleep in peace until dawn.