Chapter 45 Can’t figure it out

Jiang Yishi understood Hua Hua’s words, “I’m a cloud outside the nine heavens, not a real cat. My original owner treats me like a treasure and eats and sleeps with me, but you guys dislike me like this, oooooooooo……”

A cloud outside the nine heavens?

Jiang Yishi thought of Li Zhenbao saying that she saw a cloud in the sky turn into a cat. It seems that what Li Zhenbao said was true, and that the cat started out running at Li Zhenbao, only to be knocked into her stomach.

Jiang Yishi picked up Hua Hua and placed her on the table, and brought the plate with the fish on it.

“Good, good, you eat at the table.”

She also said to Sister Wu and the others, “From now on, Flower Flower will eat and sleep with me, so don’t aggravate it.”

Flower Flower got on the table and rubbed its head on Shui Qing, who was closest to the table, and dried its tears before it fragrantly ate the fish.

A few underlings looked at it with jaws agape, like they were watching a monkey show.

Shui Qing laughed, “The girl has adopted a cat spirit.”

Shui Xiang wondered, “Hua Hua wasn’t this smart before, it only became smart today.”

Shui Ling said, “More accurately, it was after the girl adopted it that it became smarter. I also became smarter and smarter after following the girl, this is something that the girl will teach the tune.”

Shui Qing beamed, the nice words were said by Shui Ling again, where she was stupid.

Hua Hua ate half of the steamed fish in one gulp, a few more slices of marinated meat, and a marinated egg. Her mouth also chanted, “It’s still the rice and rice outside that smells good, the rice and rice in the stomach is sour and stinky, it’s hard to eat ……”

Said, but also opened his mouth to beat a dry retching.

Sister Wu, however, said, “Ouch, flowers eat too much, to vomit, I hold it out to vomit.”

She said, “I’m going to carry Flower Flower out to vomit.

Flower was so scared that it jumped off the ground and giggled and burrowed under the table.

Jiang Yishi said, “Let it be.”

Jiang Yishi’s meal size on the contrary became smaller, after eating a bowl of porridge and a few slices of meat, she was full. She realized that the fact that she was able to eat before was this little thing’s fault.

After eating, she sent the subordinates down. Jiang Yishi closed the bedroom door and sat on the bed holding Hua Hua.

She lowered her voice and said, “Alright, you’ve eaten enough, tell us what’s going on.”

Flower Sophisticatedly used one of her front paws to pull out the hanky from Jiang Yishi’s arms, wiped her mouth, and jumped up onto the dresser to look back and forth in the bronze mirror.

Though she somewhat resented that this fur wasn’t as good looking as the previous ones, and her eyes weren’t as beautiful, like she was wearing pupils. Alas, we can only make do with what we have, and wait for more than ten years to find a good skin.

It jumped on Jiang Yishi’s leg again, put on a comfortable and soulful posture, twisted a few times, and meowed, “I am a cloud outside of the Nine Heavens, and after thousands of years of absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon’s aura, I was transformed into the form of a cat.

“The first time I came to earth, my spirit resided in the stomach of my former owner, Xie Xian’er, and my physical body was changed into four cats. When Xie Xian’er died at the age of eighty, I had to return to heaven and look for a suitable host again. I searched and searched, and finally found a person with a strange destiny and great fortune, the Li Zhenbao of the modern world ……”

Jiang Yishi was shocked, “Li Zhenbao of modern society? What does modern society mean, Li Zhenbao is also a great person?”

Hua Hua glanced at Jiang Yishi and said in a glutinous manner, “You think you’re the only one who’s lucky enough to be reborn for a lifetime?”

Jiang Yishi was even more confused, she knew that she was reborn? What a cat spirit!

Hua Hua seemed to see what was on her mind and continued, “There’s also someone who has a better fate than you, that’s Li Zhenbao, she traveled here from another world. You are a reborn person, she is a traveled person. Unfortunately, her hand of good cards was played to pieces, slapping me into your mouth with the great fortune that should have been given to you.”

At the mention of Jumbo Lee Hana was just angry, meowing and cursing.

“That fool, mallet, lack of heart, she actually didn’t want me and beat me. If I had drilled into her stomach, my Yuan Shen could immediately make all her souls gather in this life and make her completely dead in that life. There is no need for monks and nuns to help her fix her soul anymore, and she doesn’t need to be an aunt anymore, so she can live freely and enjoy herself from now on, with a blessing that can’t even compare to that of a princess. I can also make her food on the next level, capturing every one s stomach ……”

This cat spirit knew that it was reborn, and what it said about Li Zhenbao was definitely true. Jiang Yishi became even more curious.

“Hua Hua, what that life, crossing over, soul, dead, I’m confused.”

Hua Hua said, “Li Zhenbao came from the same world as my original owner, but her IQ and emotional quotient is a hundred thousand miles worse than my original owner. She is a rebellious teenager, willful, paranoid, uneducated, and in order to piss off her mom and dad, she dropped out of school at sixteen to become a food broadcaster, and specialized in eating meat. Instead, she succeeded in making her dad cry with anger, but also ate herself into a vegetable ……”

Jiang Yishi was at a loss, “What do you mean by IQ, EQ, eating broadcast, vegetable, strike that?”

Hua Hua gave Jiang Yishi a cross look and said, “In the words of my former master, you are a curious baby, curious about everything. Let me tell you, dad is dad. As for food broadcasting, your knowledge is too limited, so you wouldn’t understand even if I told you. To put it simply, eating broadcast is to earn money by eating, she eats others to see.

“Li Zhenbao ate nearly a thousand pounds of meat in a year, weight soared from ninety pounds to one hundred and sixty pounds, eating the body down. Isn’t that a bit lackadaisical? Her father in that life couldn’t spare her, and used every means and good medicine he could to help her renew her life. So although she is awake in this life, her soul still can’t return to its place in its entirety ……”

Jiang Yishi shook her head, her cognition was indeed limited, and she couldn’t understand a large part of those words. But there was one thing she understood, that is, she ate nearly a thousand pounds of meat in a year, that must be several big fat pigs. God, more than a pig can eat.

She said, “Eating so much meat in a year is too much for a strong man to bear, and Li Zhenbao’s small body, even if it doesn’t last, it will be bored to death.”

Hua Hua looked up and despised her, “I told you that you don’t have any knowledge, you ate and spit out and ate. A large portion of the meat was spit out by her, and a small portion went into her stomach. Into her stomach, and emetic vomiting vomit some, eat laxatives pulled some. The old monk said that she had eaten two lifetimes’ worth of meat in her life, which is not precise enough, but should be a year’s waste of two lifetimes’ worth of meat.

Moreover, in her previous life, Li Zhenbao’s body was not small, and she was as beautiful as a flower with a slender figure. Unfortunately, in the end, she ate into a big fat girl. Still, that old baldy was very powerful, actually calculating that Li Zhenbao had lost this good treasure of mine.”

Jiang Yishi remembered that Li Zhenbao had once made her take pills to induce vomiting. Had she really done that kind of thing? No wonder she disliked her current looks, but it turned out she was a great beauty in her previous life. It was so unbelievable, so unthinkable.

However, what Jiang Yishi couldn’t figure out the most was the people there, what was there to see in eating, how could they eat and still earn money, sick in the head.