Chapter 1975 – Su Zhe’s Booby Trap!
At this moment, the halls of all the shelters in Daxia were plunged into a dead silence ……
I don’t know how long it took before they looked up at each other, a bewildered look appearing in their eyes.
What is …… this?
At the same time, a sea of pop-ups flooded the live broadcast room!
[That, I want to seriously ask …… is he cursing?]
[No, listen to this tone, it doesn’t feel like ah?
I don’t think so either. Who curses like that? Not even a single swear word? When he opened his mouth, I felt like I was already sitting in a western restaurant eating a steak with elegance.
[Not …… he said your mom is gone ah! Isn’t this still considered cursing?!
[That said, what the hell is a bipedal walking smiling black mangy dog? Should not be talking about human beings, right?
[Definitely not ah, how can a human beings use this description …… is a puppy lost with its mother?
[But what did he say later ……’Mr. Chaos? Is the dog owner?
[I am really convinced, what dog owner! Voltron of [Chaos] is one of the three pillars of the gods in the myth of the gram system ah! Legend has it that he is a black man, what mangy dog in front of him should be scolding him!
[Really? Isn’t that a big boss?
But he’s the Night’s Watchman! He’s also a member of a special team, does he curse too?
[What’s going on upstairs? It’s not against the law for a Night’s Watchman to curse, is it? …… Not to mention, what he’s cursing isn’t even a person!
[I’ll argue with you guys later …… I can’t help but pull out my ears too*]
[Not sure …… I’ll take another look]
[……]
Just as the entire internet was ignited by Su Zhe’s few short sentences, a black figure suddenly stopped in its tracks above the vast sea!
[Chaos] shook his head while picking up his cell phone in the live broadcast with a puzzled expression that was a bit strange ……
What’s going on?
I think I’m hallucinating.
How can I hear someone shouting bipedal walking smiling black mangy dog? And also said what mom is gone …… The key is, it seems that he also heard his own name …… hallucination, it must be a hallucination.
[Chaos]’s gaze fell on the screen, only to see a two figures cloaked in purple cloaks, were standing on the surface of the sea, one of them was covered in blood, it was Lu Baoyu, who had just been spared by himself!
His afterglow glanced at the screen full of pop-ups and suddenly froze in place.
Right at that moment, Su Zhe in the screen spoke again without any delay:
Yes, there is no need to doubt, it is you I am talking about, His Excellency Naiyarlatotep from the ancient vineyard …… To be honest, your full name is really awkward, if it is possible, it is better to be ‘that nigger or ‘that hilarious mangy dog that looks like a human being! These appellations are more suitable for you.
Listening to Su Zhe’s calm speech, [Chaos]’s eyes slowly widened, and a rare color of disbelief surfaced in his eyes ……
This human …… was mocking Him?
In front of billions of mole crickets, opening a live stream and mocking Him?
At this instant, [Chaos] even forgot to be angry, and as He looked at the calm face in the screen, with the pop-ups fluttering all over the screen, he suddenly had an inexplicable sense of absurdity ……
This was the first time that [Chaos] had this feeling since descending into this world, even four years ago when Lin Qiye flipped overwhelmingly in the hospital, He hadn’t been this shocked!
If my name calling offends you, then I am here to say a few apologies in advance …… I am a person who has never been very good at talking.
Su Zhe broke his fingers and seriously counted:
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry ……”
”……?” [Chaos] froze again.
The audience in front of the screen also froze for a moment.
What was this Vigilante …… on the live feed up to?
”Then, Mr. Mangy Dog.” Su Zhe took a deep breath, “You ridiculous, ugly, uneducated, motherless wretch, I am here to express my sincere condolences and deep sympathy for the dissipation of your mother ……
In fact, your mother was with me for several days, and as her owner, I would use my fingers to communicate with it in a friendly and affectionate manner every morning …… But unfortunately, today I communicated a little too much.”
Su Zhe rubbed the remaining strands of yellow solidity on his fingertips, which soon drifted into the sea with the breeze, and his expression was filled with regret.
”If it’s possible, Mr. Mangy Dog, I would like you to come over and give your mother one last ride …… Seeing as you just lost your mother, I, as your mother’s former owner, can grudgingly give you a valuable opportunity… …a chance for a son to take up his mother’s work.
Because I am always away from home, I need you to guard the door of my house for me every day, and when you see someone walking through the door, you can call out twice, and you don’t have to worry about someone snatching you away because I will put a strong leash on you, and if you are bored with idleness, you can go to my backyard’s cotton field to do a little bit of work …… You should be very good at this aspect.
Of course, I will also give you some rewards from time to time ……”
Under everyone’s gaze, Su Zhe raised his palm again and pointed to his butt.
He happily laughed:
”Just reward you with a fresh pile of mother every day, Mr. Mangy Dog, what do you think?”
The crowd in front of the screen was completely dumbfounded.
[Now I’m sure …… he’s cursing]
[I’ve seen so much, I’ve seen so much cursing for the first time, and the key is not even a dirty word, so I’m really convinced!
[I can’t, there are too many elements in these sentences …… can’t react, can someone tell me?
[Keywords: no mom, earwax, watchdog, and black …… er, this last one will be left out, those who understand it all understand it]
[too sweet, scolding a dirty word does not bring, so many people watching live, even if there are children even if they listen to also do not understand, he really …… I cried to death!
[How dare he scold [Chaos] like that? That is not the enemy’s big boss? This is also too brave right!
[The first warrior of the Night’s Watch?
Will he be okay if he curses like that?
[Hahahahaha, honestly, I’ve been substituting, if I were that Chaos, I’d have my lungs exploding already.] [Hahahahaha, honestly, I’ve been substituting.
[……]
As the sea of arching fire pop-ups swept across the screen, [Chaos]’s chest began to heave violently!
He stared dead at Su Zhe, who was pointing at his buttocks and smiling broadly in the screen, as an unprecedented sense of shame and anger surged through his heart!
Unluckily, the intelligent Him understood every element of Su Zhe’s words, and at this moment, He was like a powder keg that was about to explode, and the wisps of breath that drifted out of His anger directly swept the sea below out into a whirlpool of tens of kilometers!
How did he dare with a mole …… in the district?
”Anyway, this live broadcast, I will always keep it on, me and all the people of Da Xia, will be here waiting for your arrival,” Su Zhe’s eyes narrowed slightly, and he opened his mouth quietly, “Su Zhe’s eyes narrowed slightly, and he opened his mouth quietly,
”You won’t dare to come, right …… Mr. Mangy Dog?”