Chapter 32 – Rare Humor
“One woman loves you, you are the husband. Mob Novel / Several women love you, you’re a man. Ten women love you, you’re a lover. A hundred women love you, you are the idol. A thousand women love you, you are the hero. Ten thousand women love you, you are the leader. All the women in the country love you, you’re the yuan. Women all over the world love you, oh, you’re a tampon.”
Zhou Hao did not catch up with any of the same, in his last life he was an angel with broken wings, there was no happiness in this life, however, he could be a toilet paper in his next life.
Zhou Hao just thought about these messy things and then fell asleep.
There were no words all night.
Zhou Hao heard the sound of the door opening in his confusion, and immediately opened his eyes to see that it was Zhuge Hongduan who walked out of his room.
Zhou Hao also immediately jumped up from the sofa, and said to Zhuge Hongduan:
“Hi, Good morning Brother Zhuge.”
“……”
Zhuge Hongduan was indifferent to Zhou Hao’s morning greeting, and only glanced at Zhou Hao indifferently, then looked at the place where he had originally put the television, where the television and the cabinet had already disappeared.
Zhou Hao momentarily wondered what he was looking at.
Zhuge Hongduan turned his head and saw the television set and cabinet sitting behind the door, his brows immediately furrowed, then asked:
“What’s going on with this television set?”
“Ah, oh, this, isn’t the lock on this door broken, it can’t be locked, so I blocked these against this door for fear that there would be other zombies or something rushing in, after all, they are all sleeping.”
Zhou Hao replied.
“…… “Zhuge Hongduan heard Zhou Hao’s answer, turned his head to look at Zhou Hao faintly, then said. “Very self-protective, but this can only block ordinary zombies, can other powerful zombies be blocked?”
“It can’t be blocked, it doesn’t have you.”
Zhou Hao replied, these things can definitely only block the general zombies, want to have brute force zombies certainly can not block, but can not block this is not there you Zhuge Hongduan such an expert here.
“……”
Zhuge Hongduan looked at Zhou Hao, then walked towards the bathroom, should be to wash up.
There was no indication to Zhou Hao’s words.
Zhou Hao saw Zhuge Hongduan walking to the bathroom and was secretly happy in his heart.
Finally, you’ve been defeated, haha.
After Zhuge Hongduan walked into the bathroom, Zhou Hao sat back down on the sofa again, and then imagined the Ghost Sniper Rifle in his mind, and a moment later the repair progress data of the Ghost Sniper Rifle appeared:
“Repairing the Ghost Sniper Rifle in damage, 950/2000 repaired.”
Last night had come over to the zero point of the day, and there were 1000 rounds of Ghost Sniper Bullets again, and Zhou Hao immediately selected these 1000 rounds of Ghost Sniper Bullets into Repairing the Ghost Sniper Rifle.
The repair progress of the Ghost Sniper Rifle immediately became 1950/2000, which meant that 50 more rounds of Ghost Sniper Bullets were needed before the Ghost Sniper Rifle could be summoned again.
Zhou Hao looked at the data that 50 rounds of Ghost Sniper Bullets were still needed to fully repair the Ghost Sniper Rifle, and his heart went a little crazy, only 50 rounds short of the 50 rounds that were needed, but there weren’t any.
Damn, a day can only have 1000 rounds of ghost sniper bullets, is too little, the system is too stingy.
The system is too stingy. When you don’t need it, you feel that 1,000 rounds is a lot, but when you need it, it’s a lot of money.
At this time, Zhou Hao suddenly thought, his ghost sniper rifle will be damaged, used so many ghost sniper bullets, that their other ghost equipment is also damaged, which does not also need a large number of ghost sniper bullets, and even worse, that their own injured?
What’s more, what about when you’re injured?
Now all of a sudden thought of his own injured also need ghost sniper bullets, heart immediately rose a need to hit the wall of the impulse.
Later still have to follow Zhuge Hongduan to go out outside to break through it, and those zombies will certainly have some fight, if he was injured this time how to do, there is no ghost sniper treatment bullets treatment, then their own infected is not going to turn into a zombie?
I grass Nima Gobi’s, a moment of impulse to the ghost sniper bullets all used up, your sister ah.
Zhou Hao just a moment ago also complacent face, now immediately became incomparably frustrated up, as if by the demented tortured a hundred times a hundred times ah.
Now can only look forward to Zhuge Hongduan can give himself absolute security, do not let yourself hurt ah.
Of course, Zhuge Hongduan also can not be injured, he was injured that they are also going to be finished, lips cold teeth ah.
At this time, Zhuge Hongduan also finished washing up, walked out from the bathroom.
As soon as Zhou Hao saw Zhuge Hongduan come out, he immediately rushed to the front of Zhuge Hongduan and said to Zhuge Hongduan with a crying face:
“Brother Zhuge, you must protect me when we get outside later, don’t let me get hurt, I can’t afford to get hurt.”
Zhuge Hongduan glanced at Zhou Hao, turned around and walked towards the kitchen, turning a blind eye to Zhou Hao’s incomparable crying face, and turning a deaf ear to Zhou Hao’s words.
“Brother Zhuge, if you don’t speak I’ll take it as your default, you must protect me.”
Zhou Hao shamelessly called out from behind Zhuge Hongduan.
Only Zhuge Hongduan did not stop his footsteps at Zhou Hao’s words and still walked into the kitchen.
Zhou Hao dejectedly did not chase after Zhuge Hongduan, but walked into the bathroom, ready to brush his teeth and wash his face.
But as soon as he saw that those toothbrushes were all used, his eyebrows immediately wrinkled, how can we young people brush their teeth with toothbrushes that other people have already used.
So Zhou Hao started to look for a toothbrush, but there was not a single new toothbrush in the bathroom.
Zhou Hao walked out of the bathroom and shouted to Zhuge Hongduan in the kitchen:
“Brother Zhuge, is there a new toothbrush here, the ones inside are all used.”
“They are sold in the supermarket.”
Zhuge Hongduan was boiling water in the kitchen, and when he heard that Zhou Hao wanted a new toothbrush, he returned with a rare humor.
As soon as Zhou Hao heard Zhuge Hongduan say that it was for sale in the supermarket, his heart immediately went crazy again, who doesn’t know that the supermarket wants to sell it, but right now the bottom is full of zombies, and he doesn’t have a Ghost Sniper Rifle, so where does he dare to go down.
“Oh, then do you have any money ah, I’ll go buy one back.”
Zhou Hao also humorously returned a sentence, even if you have money I will not go down, fools only go down alone.
“……”
Zhuge Hongduan no longer paid attention to Zhou Hao and continued to do his business.
Zhou Hao himself then searched inside this hall and still didn’t find a new toothbrush. So Zhou Hao planned to go to the other tenants to look for one, and by the way, he also brushed his teeth and washed his face there and forget about it.
Zhou Hao moved the TV and the cabinet back into place, and then opened the door to go out.
The passageway was still quiet, not seeing any zombies anyone, Zhou Hao was guessing that these zombies must have already been cleared out by Zhuge Hongduan, so he didn’t see any zombies.
It was safe to follow an expert.
Zhou Hao came to the tenant who took the sheet last night, and came to the bathroom, where there were two unused toothbrushes, Zhou Hao immediately removed one to use.
Zhou Hao washed up and then walked back, and this time Zhuge Hongduan was soaking a bowl of noodles and placing it on the table, he himself was sitting next to him looking at a book.
“There are still noodles in there.”
Zhuge Hongduan said indifferently, there was instant noodles in the kitchen, but Zhou Hao had to do it himself.
The so-called do-it-yourself food is plentiful.
“Oh.”
Zhou Hao answered, and in his heart, he was also muttering about Zhuge Hongduan’s pettiness, this didn’t even help himself to soak a bowl, although it was said that he wouldn’t be hungry and didn’t need to eat, it didn’t mean that he didn’t want to ah.
Zhou Hao could only walk into the kitchen himself, he also wanted to soak a bowl to eat.
Zhou Hao, who was used to eating, hadn’t eaten for so many days, and was always a bit uncomfortable in his heart, so he tried to soak a bowl of noodles to eat.
Zhou Hao came to the kitchen, there was a kettle on the stovetop, and there was hot air coming out of the air vent.
And the kitchen closet put a few boxes of barrels of instant noodles, Zhou Hao took a box down, looked at the brand, not their familiar unity, Master Kong and so on, but “Dragon brand instant noodles”, the production of this instant noodles is the Dragon God Company.
Again is the Dragon God company, before driving the car is also the Dragon God company production, and now even the instant noodles, Zhou Hao can not figure out which one of the company, is it 2012 after the establishment of the new company?
It looks like this company was built by China, so it’s a real honor for Chinese people.
I don’t know if this Dragon brand instant noodles are good.
Zhuge Hongduan this person is also yes, directly in the original bucket soak on the line, prefer to put the noodles into the ceramic bowl soak.
Zhou Hao soaked a box then walked out with it.
Putting the instant noodles on the table, then sat down and asked Zhuge Hongduan:
“Brother Zhuge, what kind of company is this Dragon God Company?”
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