Chapter 7: Pheasants Entering the Courtyard

Release Date: 2024-07-11 14:27:20
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“I’m not sorry for my clothes, I’m not sorry for you!”

In the dormitory, a sunny and handsome boy shouted!

“Zhao Zifan what are you ghosting about!”

Zhao Zifan looked at his cell phone with wild eyes, “Third Brother you don’t understand! I’m in love!”

“In love?” The boy called Third Brother’s eyes lit up, “Why didn’t I realize that!”

Zhao Zifan held up his cell phone, “Third brother, look, this is my wife! Isn’t she pretty!”

The boy had been quite disgusted and thought he had found a real girlfriend was trying to gossip about it, his eyes glanced away and he couldn’t move away.

“Crap! Wife good valor!”

This next scene in the country appeared to be the phenomenon of people passing people.

And so Chu Xue last shovel fell, toe tap like a rain swallow on the ground, the whole yard of weeds all, piled up in the middle into a pile of grass.

And at this time the number of live viewers also officially broke through the 100,000 mark.

Although Chu Xue is a fairy cultivator, but the end of the era of thin aura, she did not detach from the category of mortals, completed the task of such a large project, slightly panting, cheeks also appeared red.

“Wife paste paste! Quickly drink some water!”

“Showy as peach and plum, my goodness, the idiom has a picture from now on.”

“Showy colors cover the present and the past, lotus flowers shy away from the jade face.”

“I’m not as cultured as upstairs, I just want to say! Wife you are the most beautiful!”

“Sister Snow Sister Snow! Was that a sword dance you just performed?”

Chu Xue had experienced yesterday’s live broadcast, and had already gained some resistance to rainbow farts today, as she looked at the live broadcast ball to answer the viewers’ questions one by one.

“The ancient martial art used to weed today is indeed a type of sword dance, next time if I have the chance I can live stream you guys to see it.”

She wiped the sweat from her face with a towel as she headed towards the front yard, suddenly she sensed an unusual movement, her face flushed as she rushed towards the front yard!

The live ball flew to follow, the camera steadily filming Chu Xue’s figure that almost turned into a stump.

“What happened to Xue Xue?”

“Before, apart from such a massive black powder rumor or something, Sister Xue didn’t change her face, why did her face change drastically at this moment!”

“What’s happening in front?”

“There can’t be any danger, right?”

“The village chief said there are many wild boars in the mountains?”

“No way!”

Chu Xue flew to the front yard, the further she went, the darker her face became, and she smelled the strong scent of the spirit spring.

The wooden barrels of the system formed a small boundary of their own, which could effectively prevent the spread of the spiritual qi, and the spiritual spring water would be quickly absorbed again once it was poured into the ground, so it was spreading on such a large scale.

There was only one possibility!

When he arrived, as expected, the courtyard was a mess.

Spirit spring water spilled all over the place, Chu Xue heartbreakingly looked at the water droplets on the ground and quickly locked the culprit!

A pheasant with colorful feathers with its head lowered is drinking the spirit spring water on the ground one bite at a time!

Why was the target locked so quickly! There was no doubt that it was the sparrow next to it!

Because there was a large feather sticking out of the barrel in plain sight!

As if arrogantly saying!

It’s me all right!

Hee hee, what can you do with me?

Chu Xue clenched her fists, she didn’t even bother to drink more! Yesterday just drank a bowl! And looked at the culprit who was drinking water without a heart, eyes on fire, madly brainwashing himself!

“Wealthy, strong, democratic, civilized, harmonious, free, equal, just and lawful, patriotic, dedicated, honest and friendly…”

“I can’t be angry! I can’t get angry! I can’t get angry!”

“I’m a good socialist citizen, I obey the law!”

“Even though it’s beat up and looks delicious roasted and fried and boiled, I can’t make a mistake!”

“It’s a second class protected animal, it’s illegal to kill it!”

When the live broadcast ball arrived, the people in the live broadcast room saw a mess in the yard and heard Chu Xue’s broken thoughts!

The live broadcast ball pulled up the field of view, allowing the audience to see the crime scene from the clearest and most complete angle.

The perpetrator (Pheasant) overturned the hoe in the yard, the bucket, leaving a mess of chicken feathers.

The victim (Chu Xue) pitifully clenched her fists and looked at the offender with red eyes.

“If I hadn’t heard Sister Snow’s broken heart, this would be a standard bullying scene!”

“Hahahahaha, I’m a socialist successor, I’m a good law-abiding citizen, why is this so funny!”

“It might be more convincing if we don’t add that saying that it’s delicious when fried and grilled and boiled!”

“Laughing to death, Sister Snow would actually memorize this when she’s angry hahaha!”

“Don’t tell me, I do the same thing when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, when I memorize it, I feel like I’m full of righteousness, so I have the courage to go to the bathroom!”

Chu Xue self-brainwashing half a day, the more I think the more angry, decided not to suffer from this bird gas, ran to the pheasant in front of squatting, ready to reason with it!

“Are you not our Chinese pheasant! How do you not know the law!

Taking without asking is stealing! Five thousand years of tradition you as a second class protected animal how did you not learn a bit!

Although it is said that after the founding of the country is not allowed to become a spirit, but there should be three views you have to learn ah, otherwise you encountered other animals you like this, you will be in the animals between the things shouting to beat do you know!

You can’t openly violate national laws just because you are a second-class protected animal!

Otherwise, when you meet a Grade 1 protected animal or a Grade 2 protected animal, will other people do the same thing as you are doing now, pulling out your fur, biting you a few times, and you can’t do anything about it?”

Pheasant timely looked up at Chu Xue, small eyes as if to say stupid human, I do not want to care about you, and again scrambled to look down and drink the water.

Chu Xue: ……

“Hahahahaha! Is Sister Snow serious?”

“She is serious in and this pheasant science law well, laugh to death!”

“Pheasants: humans at the bottom of the physical chain, you don’t deserve it!”

“So cute! Absolute! How does Sister Yuki manage to be milky and sassy at the same time!”

“Cute when she’s cute! When she’s valiant, she can break boulders with her empty hands!”

“The treasure of the live broadcast industry, Sister Snow!”

Chu Xue helplessly looked at the pheasant that was drinking water, and then looked at the spirit spring water that spilled all over the ground, don’t open her eyes, and decided that out of sight is out of mind.

The only thing that made her feel a little better was that most of the spirit spring water spilled was in the direction of the dead wood, and it wasn’t wasted…

No shit.

She glared at the pheasant that was leisurely drinking the spirit spring water thinking to herself, if it wasn’t for the fact that you’re a protected animal, I would have stewed you for dinner today!

“Why don’t you stew it! The chicken ran to the yard eh, keeping watch, it’s more time to wait if you don’t catch it now.”

A netizen who just entered the live broadcast asked.

Chu Xue saw quickly said, “This netizen please do not have this idea!

The partners of the live broadcast room, if you encounter this situation, the best way is everything has not happened before expulsion, if everything has happened, as everything did not happen!

Pheasants are national second-class protected animals, catching pheasants is illegal, if the intentional hunting and killing serious will be sentenced to imprisonment, fines, I have a hunting license such as people will also revoke the hunting license!

Eating wildlife is a red line that should never be touched! Protecting wildlife, we all have a responsibility.”

The audience in the live broadcast room really did not know much about this.

“There are a lot of them on our side of the mountain! So this is a state protected animal!”

“Ah Xue is so pitiful, hahaha, aggrieved! Mom rewarded you with a small gift!”

“How old are you upstairs? And you call yourself mom! Call her Sister Snow!”

“Slightly, you straight guys don’t understand mom fans!”

“Okay okay! We are all law-abiding good citizens! It’s everyone’s responsibility to protect wildlife!”

“It’s everyone’s responsibility to protect wildlife!”

The pheasant’s long, rounded buttocks, walking with a twist and a twist of an enchanting, long feathers with brilliant colors, after the spiritual spring water was completely absorbed by the land and could not be found for half a point.

The pheasant captain with its sparrow little brother fluttered its wings, crossed the high courtyard wall, disappeared in front of Chu Xue.

After the metal live ball sent the pheasant away, it moved its viewpoint to the face of Chu Xue, who was puffing out her cheeks.

The girl grudgingly looked at the direction of the pheasant’s departure, looking at the wet yard, her eyes round, eyelashes curled, propped up her snow white cheeks that look to be as cute as it can be!

White’s Group headquarters.

Secretary Xiaofang stood in the pantry laughing at the cell phone bared a smile.

“Xiao Fang what are you laughing at?” The suited male secretary walked in from outside and asked curiously.

“Talking about a boyfriend?”

Xiao Fang was first startled, seeing the visitor this was a relief, handing over her cell phone, “Work is so busy, how can I have time to talk about a boyfriend! I’m watching the live broadcast, today I read the news of the donation and went to this anchor live room to watch, so fun! This girl is not only the face value anchor also know ancient martial arts, can be powerful!”

“That’s the one who is said to have donated 350 million dollars?”

“Uhm that’s her!” Xiao Fang nodded and then sighed.

“Secretary Cheng, you’ve been with the boss for so many years do you know what exactly he’s in a bad mood for? Lately I don’t even dare to enter his office! Some of the bad signed documents are piling up!”

Asked, looked up but saw Cheng Secretary woodenly looking at the phone, Xiaofang followed Cheng Secretary’s eyes to see Chu Xue’s face, “Cheng Secretary what’s wrong?”

Cheng secretary didn’t say anything touched his chin, looked at the camera Chu Xue suddenly said, “Xiaofang, those documents are sent to the chairman’s office after ten minutes.”

“Ah?”

“Believe me not? Believe me to take over, today the chairman is in a good mood!”

“No, right… “Xiao Fang thought of the chairman’s furious outburst this morning, and looked at Secretary Cheng’s eyes, and gulped, “It seems like the mood is quite good, then I’ll send it over an hour later?”

Ten minutes later.

Xiao Fang held the documents and carefully knocked on the door and walked into the chairman’s office, and saw Bai Mu Chen holding his cell phone and not knowing what he was reading.

The document visa was fast, and as Secretary Cheng said, the chairman was in a good mood and didn’t get angry, only, as soon as he put down his pen, he picked up his cell phone.

Xiaofang unintentionally skimmed a glance, and her eyes snapped wide.

Chu Xue!

Her family Xue Xue! Crap, the chairman is also Chu Xue fans!

Embracing the mood of excitement, Xiaofang holding the documents also step out of Bai Mu Chen’s office, closing the door looked up and found that his iron face, cold and poisonous chairman actually smiling.

She had been here for several months and swore that she had never seen the chairman smile so happily.

Crap! I know something unimaginable!

The chairman and I fan the same anchor!

On the other side, Chu Xue’s live broadcast came to an end.

She sat on the roof and looked at the sunset in the distance.

The blue-violet sky, the distant orange-red sun, a little bit covered by the emerald green stretching valleys, brought the last of the haze.

Far away green mountains, the setting sun, the haze between the clouds.

Nearby Chu mansion, dead trees, the roof of the radiant ancient maiden.

“It’s time to get off the air after showing everyone the sunset.”

The audience was anxious, they didn’t want to get off the air at all, Chu Xue’s live broadcast room had a kind of magical magic, serene and distant.

Even if you watch a whole day, you won’t feel bored, they love Chu Xue’s live room and can’t afford to let her go off the air, they have pop-ups to stop it.

“Sister Snow also broadcast at night ah!”

“Spoiled powder OK ~”

“I don’t want Sister Snow to go off the air! Sister snow you do your own thing do not care about us!”

Chu Xue was unmoved and said faintly, “It’s going to be dark soon, and I still have to prepare the tools to enter the mountains, so I really have to get off the air! See you tomorrow!”

Finished seeing the sun fall into the mountains, Chu Xue mercilessly, regardless of retention closed the live room.

Looking at the dark screen, the sad audience suddenly thought of Chu Xue’s words.

Tools to prepare to enter the mountains?

“Crap! Sister Snow is going into the mountains!”

“Didn’t the village chief say that there are wild beasts in the mountains? There might even be tigers or something!”

“Oh my god! Leave a message to persuade Sister Snow! Don’t go into the mountains even if she’s a brave person! What if she runs into danger?”

“Weakly, am I the only one who’s looking forward to tomorrow’s broadcast?”

“Ahem although I’m worried about Sister Snow, but I…do want to watch…”

The author has something to say:

Daughter: this pheasant looks fat and big, roasted and eaten it must be fat and oily right…also drank the spiritual spring water, bared…

Me: No, no, you can’t!

Daughter: T-T

Me: Go memorize the Wildlife Protection Act! You can’t eat until you’ve memorized it (Devil’s Whisper)?

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