Chapter 196 – Myth
The trouble behind him was finally solved, and the cooperation of turning enemies into friends was established, and he even enjoyed a bit of human happiness, although it was obvious that Qin Wuyi was not considered to be settled, and there would be trouble in the future, Xue Mu’s mood was still very good at the moment.
When he continued his journey south, he didn’t beat up Curry Night for getting into trouble, but it was still bigger than Qin Wuyi’s trouble. In addition, these few times to see and hear, he also can see that this doll heart is not calm, worry quite a lot, so also intends to let her indulge in some.
Children, or happy good, suffocated bad will not bud.
The mood of the late night is also detached from the tangled, all the way to make a mess of the chicken and dog also have dad wipe his ass, every day smile grinning, the essence of the spirit is obviously a lot better.
“Qin Wuyi is actually Curry Night’s younger sister, which I really didn’t expect. An absolute enchanting, a small …… cough, how can not find similarities ah.”
“Mu Mu you dare to learn her to say I’m a little kid I’ll fight you!”
“Cough …… this is not inside the house, outside remember to call dad, don’t show.”
“Humph.” Curry Night despised, “Do you want Qin Wuyi to follow and shout like this, and have a little more fun doing that?”
“Crap, I really haven’t thought about it ah ……” Xue Mu pour was said to be shocked, never thought there is this kind of play, this girl can actually think of this is also absolute, really is the three people must be my teacher?
“Bah ……”
At this time, the crowd has long left the riverside, in the mountains and forests again. Mountain grass and trees, lush green, the birds’ voices are cheerful, the fragrance of flowers, Xue Mu looked around and directly transferred that awkward topic, “It turns out that the south also has more mountains, it is less steep, more wetness.”
“The wetness is because it just rained, stupid Mu Mu.”
“Said yell daddy!”
“Oh Daddy I want to continue the story.”
“Oh, oh, where were we yesterday?”
“Finished telling about the ginseng fruit.” Curry Night held his face three feet away from Xue Mu: “A child-like fruit, thanks for thinking of it, you wouldn’t have thought of eating a child, would you? So scary ……”
“Yeah yeah yeah!” Xue Mu made a strange move to come up and bite her, Curry Night giggled and ran away.
The reason why we didn’t talk about Pleasant Goat and talked about Journey to the West was because after Qin Wuyi left Xue Mu asked one more time, “I’m quite curious to hear you guys scolding the fox spirit, do you guys also have the legend of goblins and ghosts?”
Then he was despised for the rest of the night. Only then did Xue Mu realize that this world not only has myths and legends, but also has certain proximity to his own world, for example, there is also the Heavenly Court and Hell, and the source is mainly the compilation of the Buddhist and Taoist sects in this world, who seem to rely on this to preach the word.
In fact, the Buddhist and Taoist sects don’t really believe in God, their Immortals and Buddhas are all incarnations of their own Tao-creating Patriarchs, and although their teachings are similar to the Buddhist and Taoist sects known to Xue Mu, there is also a not-so-small difference between them. It is only necessary to preach, too obscure Tao is not easy to spread, also changed to use the immortal Buddha’s power of hell to cheat mortals. Since he himself doesn’t believe in it, the level of the story can be imagined.
Xue Mu, who was despised for his ignorance, of course wanted to get back at him, and thus came the Journey to the West.
His Journey to the West was even more outrageously magically altered, because he only remembered the TV series and then used his own language to tell the TV series plot, and even the order of the plot was whichever one came to mind first, which was really completely different from the original.
“Well, then today, let’s say that the Tang Monk and his disciples went to a mountain ……”
Night cackled, “Yesterday boarding Taoist temple, you come to a five Zhuang Guan, today to the mountain, you go to the mountain, all made up on the spot, right?”
“Who immortal Buddha is not made up, and then yakking dad not to say!”
“Don’t don’t don’t, good father, big deal, let you bite it, people want to hear.”
The little face came over, red, not like a ginseng fruit, but like a peach. Xue Mu couldn’t help but gently bite it and laughed, “It’s true that a bite will make you immortal.”
Curry Night wiped his hand several times, “Tell me quickly.”
“There was a white bone that became a spirit and changed into an enchanting woman to come and trick the Tang Monk while the Wukong had gone to transform.”
This time Zhuo Qingqing couldn’t help but interrupt, “How enchanting?”
Xue Mu shook his head, “Probably about the same as Qin Wuyi.”
The three women of size looked at him very contemptuously. Xue Mu had no intention of exposing the fact that he was still nostalgic for Qin Wuyi’s beauty, and awkwardly continued, “Qin …… Oh no, the White Bone Monster pretended to deliver the fasting food and fooled the Tang Monk, and was about to eat when the Wukong returned, and his fiery eyes instantly recognized that it was a demon– The Wukong returned, his fiery eyes recognized that it was a demon – tie! Eat my old Sun a stick!”
The three women continued to look at him askance in contempt. Xue Mu scratched his head, “What’s wrong again?”
Luo Qianxue spat, “Using the substitution method you mentioned again, right? Who’s trying to teach Qin Wuyi to eat a stick?”
“…… “Xue Mu stroked his forehead, “You guys compensated me for my childhood ……No more, no more, tasteless.”
Zhuo Qingqing’s eyes flowed, hiding her mouth and laughing lightly, “Come on, Xianggong’s story always has a deep meaning, linked to our southbound destination, I don’t believe that Xianggong will not finish this story.”
“Tsk, it’s not fun to be seen through by you guys ah ……” Being called daddy by Curry Night was okay, being called Sanggong by Zhuo Qingqing with such eye-rolling, Xue Mu almost had his bones half crisped up, secretly saying that it’s such a pity that he didn’t strictly enforce this disguise in the previous days, missing out on the How much flavor did he miss?
Zhuo Qingqing certainly got to the point, he tossed the Journey to the West is naturally for the Blameless Temple, no doubt.
Between jokes, he had already traveled to the depths of the mountain, Curry Night rubbed his stomach and said, “It’s all dad’s talk about fasting, I’m hungry.”
Xue Mu stopped and looked around, there were no stores in the middle of nowhere: “Qingqing, there’s still dry food in the ring, right?”
Zhuo Qingqing laughed: “My dear husband, what the child wants to eat is not dry food.”
Xue Mu realized that Curry Night was not hungry, and not eating for ten days had no effect on her, right? The hunger is just a bear child’s craving.
Thinking about Xue Qingqiu’s hidden attributes, this pair of sisters are really like each other at certain times.
Looking down at Curry Night’s blinking eyes, Xue Mu’s heart was soft, where could he bear to refuse? Squatting down to straighten her little flower collar, smiled and said: ”Dad is also hungry, well …… we roasted wild game to eat? Then eat while continuing to talk about the white bone spirit, okay?”
Curry Night’s eyes lit up, and her harrumphs flowed out, “I’m going to go fight wild game!”
Zhuo Qingqing picked her up, “Don’t go, we’ll go, you’re the Sun Monkey who can’t leave, it’s better to let us be the Eight Preceptors.”
She said, casting a sidelong glance at Xue Mu, seemingly dissatisfied with his persona. Xue Mu which know to engage in a western tour master and disciple four person group also let this group of girls self-substitution, crying and laughing: “How can you be the eight rings, and then how is also a small white dragon ah!”
Zhuo Qingqing winks: “Is that so?”
Xue Mu froze for half a day before he realized, “You guys are ruining my story again!”
Zhuo Qingqing laughed, “I didn’t say anything.”
The two pro-guard sisters laughed and went into the forest, Curry Night also knew the importance of lightness, once bitten by a snake, ten years afraid of a well rope, hell knows if there are other people adorned? She is now really dare not easily leave Xue Mu, a little bit of hunting wild game of fun are gone, pathetic squatting on the ground drawing circles.
Seeing her like that, Xue Mu couldn’t help but laugh, “You also have something to do.”
Curry Night flattened her little mouth, “What?”
“Gathering wood for the fire, not busy enough?”
Curry Night looked up at him with a bit of pity in her eyes for looking at a retard. Following that, a light wind swirled around the two of them, countless withered branches and broken leaves flew and swirled all over the place, quickly piling up in front of Xue Mu amidst his dumbfounded eyes.
Xue Mu: “……”
Curry Night made a face, “How is it better than Sun Monkey?”
“It’s not enough to just cultivate, we have to use our brains! For example ……”
“Like dad’s ability to juggle sticks?”
When Zhuo Qingqing Luo Qianxue walked out of the forest carrying a few rabbits and mountain chickens, what she saw at a glance was Curry Night pathetically holding a book, tears falling from her eyes.
“What’s wrong?” Zhuo Qingqing put the rabbits down and skillfully built a fire, “Did you upset the Sangha again? What kind of punishment is this?”
“Oh, nothing, I made her memorize the Legend of the White-Haired Demoness backwards.” Xue Mu lazily said, “I suddenly woke up to the fact that the real killer against bear children is not spanking ……”
Zhuo Qingqing laughed, “Could it be memorizing books?”
Xue Mu smiled but didn’t answer, and in his heart, he said, “Of course, it’s the three-year college entrance exam and five-year simulation!