Chapter 300 – Opening
“Uncle’s skills are getting more and more pure, I see that Medical Fairy is obsessed, and she’s lost her mind on her way out.”
Xue Mu stood at the door to bid farewell to Xiao Qingwu, his back was not yet far away, Yue Xiaochan appeared by his side and sourly came up with this sentence.
Xue Mu didn’t turn around and faintly said, “You either?”
Yue Xiaochan smiled faintly, “Don’t, customized text I already have, I want something from my uncle’s heart someday.”
Xue Mu still didn’t turn around, “From the heart? I’m really much for you.”
“Is it? Can’t see it.”
“Because it’s really much, it’s even more impossible to write. That’s all I’m actually capable of.” Xue Mu finally turned his head to look at her, “How’s the remodeling plan going?”
Yue Xiaochan could see that he intended to divert it and didn’t care, smiling, she said, “My main focus is practicing kung fu, and the Heavenly Fragrance Building remodeling is being done by Senior Uncle Qin Li. I’m sure it’s not difficult, and it should be soon.”
Xue Mu took out a few broken snakes and handed them to her, “At the beginning of the opening, there has to be something special to emphasize the specifications. How about this snake soup?”
Yue Xiaochan didn’t mind the disgust, and casually stuffed it into her ring, laughing, “You want to get rid of me with a broken snake?”
Xue Mu handed over another bottle, “A souvenir from Xiao Qingwu, here you go.”
Yue Xiaochan finally looked at the bottle and said, “This is someone’s love token, right, and you just gave it to me?”
“What is the token of love, not to that extent. Not to mention that people are also for me to use, who all know that the spirit medicine is meant to be eaten, not used to see.”
Yue Xiaochan unplugged the bottle and smelled it, and solemnly said, “Ask for the Eight Pronged Dan.”
“Yes.” Xue Mu said, “There is still more than a month to go before the summit of the Righteous Devil, you are ultimately young, I’m afraid that you may not even be able to beat Yulin Shilei and the others, not to mention Jian Li. Don’t think much about anything else these days, dive into your cultivation.”
Yue Xiaochan inclined her head and said, “You don’t care if I fight with Mu Jianli?”
“You martial artists’ minds …… I really don’t let you guys fight, you guys are afraid that you’re going to be stupid, so why should I make a fool out of myself.” Xue Mu sighed quietly, “Just like I could never find a reason to stop your master and her master, the battle that will surely come.”
Yue Xiaochan was silent for a moment and whispered, “You are always worried about Master?”
“Uh-huh.”
“There’s nothing to worry about, Xue Mu. Harmonizing with the Dao is the eternal pursuit of a martial artist, and even if you can have a moment of epiphany when you’re dying, it’s not a waste of your life.”
“I understand, but understanding is meaningless.” Xue Mu turned around openly and entered the door, “Compared to dying on the eve of the Dao, I would prefer you to live out your lives without illness or disaster.”
Yue Xiaochan looked at his somewhat gambling back and smiled sweetly.
“Gongzi Gongzi!” Lai Xiaorui ran out holding up a black stiff bar, “It really works, it’s very convenient, it’s just that this hard writing isn’t too comfortable yet.”
“You’ll like the hard stiffness later.” Xue Mu shrugged it off as if he had a point, and hid in his bedroom in a slightly annoyed mood.
Lai Xiaorui blinked her eyes and turned her head to ask Yue Xiaochan, “What’s wrong with Gongzi?”
“Nothing, perhaps sulking because a dainty little beauty slipped through his fingers.” Yue Xiaochan did not go into details and turned to leave, “Do your job as a reporter, this is the most important thing for your gongzi right now.”
“Won’t let Gongzi down!” Lai Xiaorui held up a black pen and said excitedly, “You guys don’t know, the Heron State has gone crazy in the past two days!”
On the day that Xue Mu left for the sea, the second installment of the Factual Daily was also the first installment of the Ring Battle Factual Report.
In the past, if people wanted to know about this session, they would have to go all over the world to find spectators in the various tournament regions to find out who advanced and who was eliminated, and then finally the good people would compile a list of names and scramble to circulate it. As for the details? Ask the ghost to go, each audience say are not the same good ……
This time, the reporters of the nine divisions each sent a detailed promotion list, which you don’t need to collect, and the report also selected some representative battles to briefly recount the process. Basically, after reading the report, you will know the general situation, no need to ask anyone.
The most critical thing is, there are also several celebrities for some of the key battles of the detailed comments on the commentary, a move a style, a gain a loss, all said clearly and clearly, even if the people who have seen the scene can not miss such a thing, this is their own proof of reference role of the martial arts is simply unparalleled.
Strength is not on this, not much comprehension of the also look tasty, comprehension can not be okay, and later and people bullshit can also be a strong mouth king right?
The interviews with the contestants after the event and the chicken soup for the soul are even more fun, such as this:
“I really didn’t expect that guy with big eyes to be so shady, if I had known, I definitely wouldn’t have lost to him!”
“That guy is a scum, the old man did not force it he was down, but also claimed to be from a famous family it huh ……”
With our reporter Xu Weiwei message: “These two have agreed to short Matsuoka tonight at midnight to fight again, life and death regardless.”
And then there’s this:
“Reporter Lai you comment, such an event, can be used to monkey steal the peach? I want to give feedback to Master Yuan Zhong!”
Attached to our reporter Lai Xiaorui spat out, “This profoundly educates us that forging the body can’t have a blind spot.”
“Thank you, Department Six and the Eight Sects of the Righteous Path, for allowing us to participate in this kind of event and show our greatness in front of the world! My goal is to advance into the top 100, with the proceeds rewarded to buy yogurt for my mother ……”
“I’ve been practicing hard since I was young, I insisted on piling on even with a sixty degree fever, and finally stood in the world ring, as long as you work hard, you can too!”
“As long as you join my wild goal, you can be as strong as me!”
“Reporter Lai, look at today’s wind and sunshine, no clouds, I wonder if I have the honor of inviting you to dinner?”
Well that line was reported by other reporters later in the blooper reel, which noted that the male, who had just advanced in the elimination rounds, was now hanging upside down from a crooked tree on a ten-mile slope outside of the city, and that interested parties could go and rescue him for a while.
The daily paper had a clip, and inserted in the clip was a small message, “The Heavenly Fragrance House is about to reopen in a few days, brand new business, waiting for you to come oh.”
There were solemn reports, touching moods, and witty jokes, it was really the best dessert after tea, and the people of Luzhou almost had one copy in their hands to read with joy. Even the Star Moon Sect’s initiative of falsely stuffing their own industry with small advertisements was considered amusing, and not only did they not think it was disobedient, they instead expressed their concern.
Lai Xiaorui is now simply fanatical love of this cause, for their own reports single-handedly manipulate the people of the heron state feeling of joy and sorrow is simply cool in the heart, to his own son’s rain hand is worshipped to the ground, before this she really can not believe that the Star Moon Sect can be such a stand in front of the stage, and easily let the whole of the heron state into the madness.
Yuan Zhong also sighed to a group of old monks in the abbot’s meditation room: ”I lost my plan to share in the grand event of factual reporting, and I didn’t realize that it would actually make the Star Moon Demonesses go completely to the front of the stage. Nowadays, the public’s attitude towards them, where there is still the look of a demoness, welcome and love are too late.”
“This is not the Abbot’s fault, no one knows that Xue Mu’s unseen scheme could really achieve such a terrible effect. From another point of view, the harvest of this campaign of our Wu Gui Temple is also not small, when the full set of live broadcasts all over the world, the name of Wu Gui Temple will also resound through the eight directions.”
“Coupled with that Journey to the West ……”
“Can Journey to the West be released?”
“After forcing out some of the production capacity in these few days, there are still two to three thousand copies, so we can try to issue a trip.”
“Then …… start this mesmerizing Journey to the West.”