Chapter 011 – Rouge flower scouting
Usually in the outside looking for flowers and willow tired once feel bored, every half Xu Fengyen will go to listen to the tide pavilion with master Li Yishan to discuss the learning, or to go to the second floor to search for one or two secret codex of the secret teachings of the Joyful Dharma back to the house of self-taught, but the white fox face after the station, Xu Fengyen did not go to disturb the guy’s retreat.
The king’s residence is decorated with lights and festive splendor, only the big red lanterns are hung no less than six hundred.
So Xu Fengyen has been on behalf of those assassins, even if the light skill is good to sneak into the royal residence, but to find Xu Snapdragon is really not easy, nine curves and eighteen bends, poor patience of the good man probably can not help but jumping feet and cursing the mother.
In the first month of the new year, carrying valuable gifts of visitors, but qualified to give gifts to the great pillar state of the power of the rich and powerful only a few. Most of them couldn’t get past the housekeeper Song Yu, and then most of them were stopped by the head housekeeper Shen Chun.
The rest are Li Hanlin Yan Ji Ji father of this segment of the senior officials or friends, these old oil is never prepared to double gift, apparently well versed in the rules of the Northern Liang Wang Fu, unless the military affairs, the rest of everything by the words of His Highness the most authorized.
Xu Fengyen naturally refused to come, uncle uncle also shouted diligently, more and more familiar with the world.
Lantern Festival.
Xu Fengyen took a group of evil slaves and dogs to the famous Kejia Lane in Lingzhou to see the colored lanterns, the Lantern Festival has always been a good time to enjoy the lanterns and the moon and the beautiful people.
Three years in exile, Xu Shizi has grown a lot of knowledge, not only the vulgar slang of each state and county have mastered a lot, but also heard many of the most sensible quotes, such as “where there is a woman, there is a jianghu”, feeling quite deeply thought na.
In order to girl, Xu Fengnian and the number of times people fought hands plus feet can not be counted, but also have to add Li Hanlin Kong Wuzhi a few of these brats is barely enough to count, over the years the victims of the bad luck of the defeated can be put together into a number of rows of soldiers.
Out of a new flower girl to make the popularity of recent years vaguely over the purple and gold building of the cardinal building in the Kejia Alley, so Xu Fengyen brought fish Youwei, said to take her to smash the scene.
Section A Lane is crowded unusually, those who specialize in this kind of occasion to take advantage of the opportunity to mooch the ruffian all eyes shine, pinch hand touch chest pat buttocks, the method of old ways, there are even more high art people bold, while yelling “squeeze what squeeze, anxious to drag the family to reincarnation ah” while the top of the front of the buttocks of the little girl, good luck, if you can run into the hair of the spring of the tart bitch, may also cooperate with the grinding a little. If you are lucky, if you can bump into a woman who is in heat, you may be able to grind a little bit, and life is strange.
Xu Fengyin as a child did not less with Li Hanlin such underhanded doorway, but at that time the sisters turned around to see is a handsome young man, most do not care.
Wherever Xu Fengnian goes, he automatically makes a path, and no one has the guts to take advantage of the fish flower girl.
Xu Fengyen was not interested in guessing the lantern riddles, but it was the pair of couple-like men and women in front of him that aroused interest.
Young students dressed expensive, a big red with gold, blue silver edge pattern sleeve, waist wrapped in a sheep’s fat jade belt, but there is no sword, the woman’s body is elegant, graceful back, style swaying.
Her words are not much, are men in the talk, “Fan sister, you women are water made flesh and bones, the rest of the men are mud made flesh and bones, so I see the women will be refreshing, see the men will feel turbid stench forced people! Sister Fan, when will you promise to give me the rouge on your mouth?”
Xu Fengyen heard on the annoyance, donkey grass coffin ghost, without saying a word to speed up the pace, a kick in the ass of that gentleman, is a weak body of the Lord, all of a sudden on the front of the fall to the ground.
Xu Fengyen followed up is a fierce step, that young master can’t wait to yell, was Xu Fengyen a stomping leg stared at the mouth, extremely beautiful face suddenly blood mixed with dust, Xu Fengyen foot action ceaselessly, hehehe laughed: “is not think that mud made of flesh and bone dirt, you yourself not the same as the mud made of it? Why don’t you go hang yourself? Also fucking eat women’s rouge, eat shit want to?!”
The evil slaves who were only concerned about the world in chaos loudly applauded, touting His Highness the World Prince as more raw and alive than the world’s first master.
The Fan sister in the mouth of the handsome male son was panicked, staring with a pair of talking autumn water eyes, holding her heart, pathetic.
Xu Fengyen tired of stepping on it, the next step of course was to let the dogs loose on the evil slaves, commanding, “Throw this guy into the cesspool.”
Two evil slaves who were used to doing nasty things laughed and walked over, one of them carried a foot, dragging the young gentleman who was still elegant and unassuming a moment ago away from Kejia Alley.
That Fan sister’s tears were crystallized, and she said in a fearful trembling voice, “Brother Lin was the scholar of last year’s imperial examination.”
The scouting flower boy?
Xu Fengyen turned to face the sickly as an orchid of the little lady, treating the difference between the clouds and mud, gentle smile: “Fan sister, the first prize winner is only good, or else it is not really worthy of this son of the jianghu this moving desperation serial eighteen kicks.”
The girl appeared to be frightened, holding her heart and panting heavily, her face pale.
Xu Fengyen wanted to ask where the young lady came from, but he didn’t intend to scare the girl, he just said, “Sister Fan, when Inspector Lin climbs out of the cesspit, tell him to stop eating rouge, be careful of being taken by Fengzhou’s Duke Li Hanlin as a rabbit who lifts his hips to meet him,” and then led the laughing and weeping Yu Youwei and the pleased The evil servants left.
…… Red Bird House heard that His Highness the Prince came to visit, with the same trepidation as rats see cats, Xu Fengyen did not enter the building, but only let a slave pulled out the official seal that had long been prepared, and ran over to paste it on the vermilion lacquer door.
Known as the number one “toothwoman” in Lingshu, the Cardinal’s brothel bawd died like a mother and father like mourning his parents, walked to Xu Fengyen, wiping tears and carefully asked: “Your Highness, this is why na, if the cardinal has not been treated well, Your Highness kicked me a few feet kicked me a few feet is. Your Highness, please wait a moment, the cardinal will immediately go to let a few flower girls dress your Highness together.”
Xu Fengyen smiled coldly with a stern face and said, “I’ve heard, three years ago I just left Lingzhou a few dozens of miles away, the Cardinal House celebrated that night until dawn, I heard that the whole South Huaihe River is fragrant, can drink a hundred jars of fine wine? Can earn one hundred thousand taels of silver?”
The big tooth woman cried and explained, “Your Highness, the cardinal is just a small business, how dare you refuse customers.”
Xu Fengyen was amused and said in a serious tone, “You have your own difficulties, this son understands, but what should be done is what should be done. Don’t worry, you’re not the only one in trouble, those who drank and had fun here three years ago, one by one, clean up the past. Cardinal if you want to open the door, first that ridiculed the fish young Wei Liu Bird out of Lingzhou, and then wait for a year and a half, this son of the world gas dissipated, you can also do business.”
From the Jiangnan Road side to learn to raise thin horses this means of wealth means of wealth rolling big tooth woman still want to plead, His Highness turned away impatiently, just turned his head and looked at the side of the eye-catching fish flower girl with a smile, “Relieve the anger or not?”
Fish Huakui learned from the predecessor Li Yuanyuan, all in the most beautiful period to exit the greenhouse, goose egg face a few points of her embrace only a winter will weigh five or six pounds of Wu Mei Niang, did not say anything.
On the way to the Lion Bridge on the banks of the South Huai River to enjoy the lanterns, the uneducated His Royal Highness asked quietly, “Youwei, just now I wanted to use the popping of the crown to describe what those bastards did in the Red Sparrow House, is it appropriate?”
Fish Youwei’s eyes were flooded with the subtle scenery of green ants on the surface of new spirits of wine, but her tone was very calm and said, “Not proper.”
Xu Fengnian said in a self-satisfied manner, “Fortunately.”
The 13-hole Lion Bridge in Lingzhou is almost synonymous with Kejia Alley.
This bridge has three wonders, the first wonders of the bridge name lion bridge, but the railing lookout columns carved hundreds of beasts and thousands of birds, only missing the lion. The second strange bridge body with white jade, so there are always people with hammers and hammers want to knock some jade chiseling some jade powder to sell money, so that the Lion Bridge perennial semi-official identity of the able-bodied bridge watchers standing in the bridge at the end of the bridge. The third wonder is the rumor that there is an immortal who rides the dragon on the bridge and ascends to heaven.
Xu Fengyen see fish young Wei hold Wu Mei Niang a little tired, took over to hold in the arms, fat and exceptionally pleasing white cat to this master of the master is not willing to pamper, even cold expression is the same as fish young Wei.
Xu Fengnian who was holding a bunch of ice candy gourds didn’t mind either, after taking a bite, he suddenly asked: ”What do you think about that rouge loving young master who can’t swim? Covered in shit and urine, how can he go home after leaving the cesspool?”
Yu Youwei did not want to answer this question, especially since she was also holding a syrup carved phoenix sweet.
Xu Fengnian thought wrongly.
Whether or not that eunuch could swim actually didn’t matter, because he was standing in a thatched pit, killing himself and not wanting to climb out, not wanting the fairy-like Fan Sister in his heart to see a dung-covered Lin Tan Hua.
Fan sister stood not far away from the heart and knit, soft words of persuasion, until the Lantern Festival curtain, only to Lin Tanhua convinced to climb out of the pit, as for how to go back, it is a section of the Tanhualang destined to be a lifetime of difficult to meddle with the pain and suffering of the bumps and bruises.
This unintentional disaster, so that originally on the second day to visit the elders of the family friends of the Lin Gongzi delayed for nearly half a decade.
When he finally got up the courage to go out to meet people, but learned that the relatives with very shallow but hold the court first-class public weapon elders have been out of the city to patrol the border, so the scout simply with Fan sister to go to the Wudang Mountain distraction.