Chapter 030 – Pissed off the world

Xu Fengyen just wanted to go to the mute sword idiot there to learn the so-called sword qi, but heard a killing pig-like wail ringing out, with the mournful cry of a dead parent, Xu Fengyen turned around with a smile and saw a big meatball rolling and crawling over, and quickly took the embroidered winter knife sheath to hold back the charge of the three hundred kilograms of big meatballs, and dared to be so cheeky in front of His Highness, the only person who was so shamelessly barefaced and winking was Chu Lushan, the fat oddball.

Seeing the dark-skinned Xu Fengyen, was nicknamed Lu ball of fat a handful of snot and a handful of tears, ate half-squatting at the feet of the son of the world, white fat hands holding the embroidered winter knife sheath, sobbing uncontrollably.

Xu Fengyen loves to see the exaggerated behavior of Lu Qiu’er, see once happy once, as for the authenticity, as long as the flag of the king of the Xu character does not fall for a day, then it is true to the extent that it can not be true again.

Xu Fengnian drew out his sword sheath, patted the cheeks of General Tang Thousand Ox Longwu, “Get up and talk, from the third rank of the military general, kneel for me, I have not heard of kneeling for your parents, but I heard people say that you have nothing to do with taking it out on the two old men, what is the behavior. By the way, Lu ball child, Xu Snapdragon delivered to you things finished?”

Chu Lushan did not bother to wipe the body to climb Wudang climbed out of a few buckets of sweat, hard to get up, a fat trembling, really do not know how his maidservants and concubines can stand three hundred pounds of meat extrusion, round fat ball fawning smile: “done seven seven eight eight, the rest of the point, some people staring at the loopholes, waiting for the test of the Royal Highness. Lu ball child parents are two for the old disrespectful goods, but also put me born, did a good thing, why let me go to the knee, on the contrary, His Highness, the Prince, wise and mighty, a person alone accounted for the world’s talent eight bucket, today’s practice knife accomplished, is not the literature and martial arts are complete, to His Highness kneeling to death are willing to do so. Your Highness, this mountain is really not a place for people to stay ah, lu ball child dare to ask your Highness to return to the Royal Palace, hey, lu ball child this trip to go out to do business, in the Jiangnan Road side to your Highness to find a pair of lovely lotus, only cardamom age, but born like a plump such as a beautiful woman, your Highness, you can pick up!”

Xu Fengnian grimaced, “Jatilian?”

I don’t know how to annoy your highness Chu Lushan’s brain, coldly remembered that old servant with missing teeth, sword nine seems to be sword two is called and lotus, this fat man hurriedly slapped himself two times, the force is strange, not ambiguous at all, the whole face is like roasted meat, remorseful: “I’m a little damned!”

Xu Fengyen put his arm around Chu Lushan’s shoulder and laughed: “Look, our brother and sister feelings, raw, right? This son scares a little, you still take it seriously? This is what should be slapped.”

Lu ball child nodded vigorously, and slapped himself hard two slaps. Snapping, unusually loud, definitely used the strength of last night’s milk. Chu Lushan in the cool land notorious, really do a lot of books level, one of them is as long as he heard that there is a beautiful woman to give birth to a child, to be captured and snatched to the house, to eat milk. If the milk is good, the end is good, eat and drink enough to be rewarded silver sent out, if not good, to be cut off his breasts.

This kind of jackal, but never in the cool king’s house as a dog. But this dog, that year followed the great pillar country to fight in the north and south, but also had done in the battlefield back Xu primrose blocked a full eleven swords of the feat. So Xu Snapdragon after the king promised his son Chu Lu Shan can commit eleven capital offenses and not die.

The rest of the several righteous son, each faction, but all of them Chu Lushan very spiteful, for example, Yuan Zuozong has never looked at this fat man, not to mention the human butcher Chen Zhi Bao simply said that in the future will be the body of the Luqiuer lit a lantern.

Xu Fengyen brought Chu Lushan to the elephant washing pool, suddenly cool, watched the ball carefully squat down and cupped some water to splash on the face, Xu Fengyen asked with a smile: “Hard work to go up the mountain, is not just want to howl a few times in front of me, right?”

Chu Lushan looked up and laughed: “Recently there are some interesting stories, afraid that your highness is lonely on the mountain, want to say to your highness to listen to, so as to relieve boredom.”

Xu Fengyen was interested and said, “Still Luqiu’er warm hearted, hurry up and say it.”

Chu Lushan sat his butt on the stone and said with a fluttering brow, “The first one is that the Wu family’s sword mound has produced a young genius swordsman called Wu Liuding, at the age of twenty, he left that mound and went down to challenge the world’s renowned swordsmen, and so far he hasn’t been defeated, he’s about to arrive at Yuewang’s Sword Pond, so I think there will soon be a good show. This surname Wu’s sword law is very good, solo single sword from north to south, although not yet with the first class masters, can die in his sword under the good hands, there are six or seven are famous for decades of solid hard points, but Lu baller thought in his heart that his sword is even more powerful, compared to your highness’s sword, it is a needle in an embroidery flower.”

Xu Fengyen smiled, noncommittal, his eyes signaling Lu Qiu’er to continue.

Lu ball er wiped his face only out of the pool will be his body temperature muffled hot water droplets, continued: “the next two are related to the second county princess, two decades ago, the second county princess in the Shangyin Palace as a supervisor of the examination of the small priest, to a former Western Sichuan scholar a five-phrase stanza scoring, assessed the word unbearable, the scholar was unconvinced, then asked the world of poetry who can be in the eyes of your highness, you know the two county princess is how to say? The second princess made a comment, and almost said, “I don’t know what you think. The second princess commented, almost all of the dynasty’s literary heroes and celebrities are annoyed! She commented that Song Qimen’s words are atrophied and full of boudoir lewdness and traveler’s love for prostitutes. Evaluation of the university scholar Yuan Jiang, Shen Haidang, Zhang Jiao stream, skills and meaning weak, fame, overall talent is not high, not high interest, far from being called poetry. Evaluation of the poetry of the Palace of Yin Yan Send Road short chapters and small orders, purely heavenly music, can not see a human effort. Even the two princess’s teacher Su Huang did not escape, was assessed exclusively main feelings, and less real, such as poor beauty, although extremely beautiful and beautiful, but lack of rich and noble manners! Finally, the bullying scholar was dumbfounded, no more anger, only to ask in a whisper the first word fairy Li Fu Jian and how. I didn’t realize that the second princess still commented that it could only be called a poem that could not be read in a sentence, but could not be called a word, and could not be read or sung. As for Li Fu Jian, the rest of the idle people, all are not even read.”

Chu Lushan said panting, glowing. Strange to say, the great pillar state double daughter, Xu Lihu on the Luqiuer is actually abhorrent, can not wait to kill clean. On the contrary, the reputation of the excellent Xu Weixiong on this fat man and not too much antipathy, for his younger brother Xu Fengyen to hang out with Chu Lushan, also never asked.

Xu Fengyen laughed: “This is good, the world’s scholars have to be mad and jumping.”

Lu ball child heatedly said: “your highness wise, this comment out of the school palace, the world scolding raging, I traveled this trip, by the way, a dare to write an accusation of the two county masters presumptuous overrate the tree guy to cut off the ten fingers.”

Xu Fengyen intentionally skipped over this and asked, “The last thing?”

Chu Lushan showed a ferocious look, “A young man who popped out of nowhere ran to Shangyin Academy to play chess with the second county princess, saying that he wanted to learn from the ancients to play a Danghu ten games.”

Xu Fengnian was surprised, “My second sister heeded it?”

Chu Lushan, whose brows were all murderous, sighed and helplessly said, “The second county princess promised, ten days played ten games, five wins and five losses.”

Xu Fengyen asked with a smile, “I guess it’s still that twelve way chess board, not the nineteen ways created by my second sister?”

Chu Lushan nodded.

Xu Fengnian said in realization, “This means that no matter how good that person’s chess skills are, he is not yet qualified to span the nineteen paths with my sister.”

The Maitreya-bodied Chu Lushan’s killing spirit converged and immediately followed with complacency.

Xu Fengnian laughed, “Being stumped by you, I do remember one thing, my second sister doesn’t like me practicing swords, I have to kiss ass when I come down the mountain.”

Lu Qiu’er narrowed her eyes into slits, seemingly extraordinarily happy.

Xu Fengyen got up and said, “I still have to practice my sword, when you go down the mountain go to the vegetable garden and pick two cucumbers to taste, you fat man who has no meat, eat some veggies once in a while to live a long time.”

Chu Lushan hurriedly got up with a grateful face.

Xu Fengyen took off his clothes, placed his embroidered winter knife on the bank, and stabbed into the deep pool with a fish leap.

Chu Lushan picked two cucumbers, one in each hand, no more, no less. Walked a column of incense time, met with the guards, slowly down the mountain, he went up the mountain by the Xuanwu Dangxing pagoda and into the main road, down the mountain picked a cool land incense customers on the mountain to honor the incense of the South Divine Road, more than twenty miles of the road, the peaks of the mountains as bamboo shoots, the big river as a practice. Chu Lushan silent, even cucumber butt are gnawed into the abdomen, the guards commander is a murderous, burly military general, and this big pillar of the righteous son of the master-servant relationship is good, half jokingly said a general good pleasure, even the cucumber are interested in. Chu Lushan without saying a word, a slap fell out, powerful, extremely ruthless, the military general to knock out several teeth, but the man even blood with teeth together swallowed his stomach, prostrate kneeling on the ground, trembling with fear and trembling.

Being flirted with by His Highness the son of the world and even slapped his face with a smile, Lu Qiu’er’s face was expressionless, walking on the mountain path, not even looking at that terrified commander, just looking back at the towering Lotus Peak, softly said, “I really don’t fit in the mountains.”