Chapter 169: Annoying
Xu Fengyen left the city to visit the graves with the old Sword God with a sullen face, accompanied by the green bird who brought the most famous angelica wine in Zhizhang City, Li Chun Gang mocked: “This kind of soft-heartedness can’t lead to a great deal of shit. There are so many poor people under the sky, do you have three heads and six arms or what, can you take care of them?”
Xu Fengyen blankly said, “This is the three-legged tripod in the martial arts Xuan Yuan family is not good, it is not easy to seize the handle, do not go to the bullock Dagang to make a fuss, it is really down on the year was Xuanyuan Qingfeng chased away. The Xuan Yuan Dapan is not the siblings as a plate of food, hey, this son of the world on the side of the mouth to the meat row to their own plate, he will not be convinced, despite the good, then the big deal is that the old seniors once again the sword to open the door of the sky Well.”
The old sword god squinted: “Can you kid can not all day counting old man? Now there is no Jiang Nai girl to back you up, if you really annoy the old man, he will give you the sword to open the gate of heaven.”
Xu Feng Nian changed the topic and asked, “What kind of character is that Xuanyuan old man? I heard that this pervert one day not to defend the female, to two eyes storm red, zygomatic red as fire, skin want to crack tendons want to draw, sounds like a fire into the devil.”
Sheepskin fur old man thought, crooked mouth said: “on that dead, what else.”
Xu Fengnian helplessly said, “Give a careful explanation, soon to go to Huishan to smash the scene, always need to know the enemy. In case you go down to the mountain with great fanfare and end up rolling down the mountain in ashes, you’ll be laughed off by that bitch Xuanyuan Qingfeng.”
Li Chun Gang had an impatient look on his face and lightly said, “This old pimp can probably be considered half a martial arts genius, no better than Wang Xianzhi.”
Xu Fengnian muttered in a low voice, “Nonsense, if I want to be almost as good as Wang Xianzhi, I’d still go to the bullshit Gu Niu Dagang.”
The old swords god kicked on the ass of his highness, turned back to ask for angelica wine to quench his craving with the green bird, but was met with a cold stare, sighed, the bored old man casually said, “Your kid is just focusing on showing off in front of his siblings, you don’t know the sky and the earth! Although Xuanyuan Daphan did not enter the martial arts evaluation, but compared to Wang Mingyin is only higher, if not for this guy is too smart, everything wants to learn, but also want to pull out of the top, if you are willing to be a mind, learn the knife on the knife, there is no Gu Jiantang what happened. It sounds like these years he is good color does not decline, for the old, not so simple, this guy very early on will be proficient in Buddhism and Taoism, coupled with the prime of life is already a deep internal force, borrowing Yin tripod to supplement the yang furnace, subdue the heart obstacles, once he really pounded into the, is the yellow road, the red seal of the small evidence of longevity, cultivation is almost comparable to the big real people in the Taoist sect. Whether or not to go to Hui Mountain, you weigh it yourself.”
Xu Fengnian rubbed his chin, thinking about this matter in a serious manner.
The old Sword God asked softly, “That pair of siblings, which one do you really like?”
The corner of Xu Fenian’s mouth twitched, “It’s not right for you to say that, old senior.”
The old swords god let out a sigh and said, “Indeed, with that guy who borrowed your Spring Thunder Embroidered Winter Dual Sword in front of you, I’m afraid that Murong Tong Huang may not be able to be your favorite. Then when will you lay your hands on that white fox face, the later, the more you can’t beat it, then even the chance of the king’s hard bow is not there. In fact, I can teach you a simple method, you just need to think of yourself as a woman, that white fox face man is a man, anyway, it is also the world’s number one beauty, you are not at a disadvantage.”
Xu Fengnian was instantly creeped out, goosebumps and filled with grief.
Li Chun Gang disdainfully said, “What, you want to fight with old man?”
Xu Fengnian immediately fawned: “Which can ah, the kid is still waiting for the old senior a sword against the flow of the six stacks of waterfalls, water flooding that bullock dagang.”
Li Chun Gang disdainfully said, “Virtue!”
Out of the Zhizhang city after walking for an hour, only with great difficulty to find a lonely grave mound. Three feet of lonely grave, grass growing wildly, Xu Fengyen squatted down, pulling away the weeds that entangled the tombstone, looking at the tombstone stone carving that was no more than three feet from the tree, silent. Twenty years of cold wind and rain, the handwriting has long been mottled, only vaguely intermittently see the remnants of broken sentences, “sunrise East China Sea, the earth’s gas surging vast; sunset Kunlun, the vault of the sky back to rest,” “Spring and Autumn, Spring and Autumn, horse hooves broke the sound of reading,” “I will encompass the universe, and the vastness and the blue and the dark are in the same section.” The old Sword God had nothing to do, so he squatted down and squinted at the broken epitaph of the article and tsked. Xu Fengnian took the wine from the green bird and slowly sprinkled it on the grave. The grave is at the top of the hill, after a pot of wine offering, Xu Fengyen sat on the ground, looking at the distant fields, muttering to himself: ”I’ve always been an essay writer who doesn’t know shit, and I can only spend money to buy some poems from the Northern Liang scholars, the second sister is right, most of the ones that are bought are just for the sake of giving new words to talk about sadness, and reading them out is just like a complaining woman screaming in the spring, which is not pleasant to the ears. But the one in the grave, why can’t he live a few more years and write a few more lines of ‘Fifty Years of Hongye, Speak to the Mountain Ghosts’?”
Old Sword God sat down on his knees, took off his boots, picked his fingers at his toes, held them in front of his nose and smelled them, and laughed softly, “If you’re dead, you’re dead, you’re dry. This one in the grave, is not bad, there are still people to come to a grave. Like old man, after death, who comes to bring wine to the grave, sweeping the grave and pulling grass by the way?”
Xu Fengnian nodded his head and said, “This is the reasoning.”
The old man rubbed the soles of his feet and turned his head to ask: “Kid Xu, do you feel sorry for yourself?”
Xu Fengnian laughed dumbly, “Me? I’m the son of Northern Liang, who did not say that the previous dynasty was born when the tripod food death when the tripod cooking it, I was born on the gold mountain silver mountain food and clothing, there are not a few people under the sky than me more than the tripod food, and now even hereditary recklessness have, but also fucking feel sorry for yourself, it’s really good to use the hair to hang yourself, or take the breast of the girl smothered to death also line. So all those years to go to the Northern Liang Wang Fu seeking death of the descendants of the deceased country and jianghu assassins, only feel pity, did not feel how hateful. Since it is Xu Snapdragon’s son, you have to have the realization that there is no reason in the world to only enjoy the blessings of not freezing and not starving. Before going out traveling with Old Huang, there was still some resentment, but it’s gone now.”
Old Sword God laughed out loud and said, “You’re thinking out loud.”
Xu Fengnian laughed to himself, “Actually, I’m also sad.”
Li Chun Gang asked with a smile, “Worried about what?”
Xu Fengyen pulled up a weed, flicked off the grass root soil with his fingers, put it in his mouth and chewed it, saying, “This is not worrying about not being able to learn the Two Sleeves Green Snake.”
The old Sword God said: “The old man’s mastery, is not that easy to learn.”
Xu Fengyin softly said, “Actually, I know that senior’s two hundred and sixteen hands of the Green Snake are like making iron, so that the Great Yellow Court in my body will be more stable. As for how many parts of the essence of the two sleeves of Green Snake I can learn, it all depends on the creation, right?”
Li Chun Gang narrowed his eyes and slowly said, “Your kid is indeed not stupid. To put it plainly, Two Sleeves Green Snake’s sword moves are so complicated that they are almost impossible to find, so there is no way for you to learn it, and as for the sword that opens the Heavenly Gate, it is purely the sword intent, so you won’t be able to learn it either.”
Xu Fenian sighed bitterly, behind him, Qingdao guffawed.
The old Sword God also picked up a weed, chewed it, spat it out in a yuck mouthful, and said, “Next, the old man will have some trouble and feed the moves for you. You kid also don’t be overly ambitious, honestly first get the twenty or so moves of that east to put together a solid sword technique. In fact, the old man’s fists and feet are enough to deal with Wang Mingyin.”
Without waiting for Xu Fenian to speak, the old Sword God wiped his face and said, “If Jiang Yaotou were here, she would definitely have to say that old man brags without haymaking.”
Xu Fenian laughed.
Thinking about that huh girl, hiding in which corner again waiting to strike, right?
The three of them walked down the mountain and walked on the field path.
“Kid Xu, you really have no thoughts about that beauty called Murong Tong Huang?”
“……”
“This kind of juxtaposed lotus that is hard to distinguish between male and female can be called an immortal product, and with an outstanding vision like that of the old man, it’s also a once-in-a-century occurrence. Really not moved?”
“……”
“Can be moved! Old me can turn a blind eye to your beastly behavior this time.”
“……”
“You think that Murong Tong Huang is a woman, at night when the lights are dark, you recognize who is Murong Wuzhu and who is Murong Tong Huang, and can tell who is male and who is female?”
“……”
“Kid, you are a fart ah.”
“Old-timer, I just can’t beat you in a fight right now!”
“What? Little brat, don’t think the old man to help you feed the move, in the future, as usual, take two sleeves of green snakes to pick you up hard.”
“Do not ah!”
“Then you eat this pair of lotus.”
“Roll.”
“Your kid has been holding back for almost a year, right, not yet suffocated out of internal injuries?”
“Scram!”
“What a miserable word! There are so many beautiful women in front of me, but I can’t eat any of them, miserable, miserable.”
“Old-timer, can I roll?”
……
Qing Bird walked at the back, listening to the fight between His Highness the World Son and the Old Sword God, she laughed like a clear water hibiscus.