Chapter 77: A Little Happiness
Things went more smoothly than I had imagined, but it was later than Jenny had estimated. It wasn’t until the eastern horizon began to lighten that Wang Feng came out of the so-called prescription, with a few porcelain bottles in his hand, making me feel as if I were in a martial arts novel. A great hero took out a porcelain bottle and said, “Hahaha, this is the antidote.”
I admit that I was a bit of a nonsense, but I never forgot about Yuan Yi’s brother. When Wang Feng was about to take my pulse, I couldn’t help but stand up and bow deeply to Wang Feng. I may not be able to kneel down, but this is already my greatest sincerity.
Wang Feng did not say anything, nor did he make a statement, but I did not care so much, and I told him everything about Yuan Yi’s situation. At the end, I said, “If possible, I don’t ask for a complete recovery, and I don’t want any talent. As long as there are enough pills left for me to treat and continue my cultivation, I will give the rest to Yuan Yi, and I won’t make it difficult for you.”
Wang Feng’s expression did not change, but he asked, “Can you tell me the details of your friend’s injuries?”
I quickly told him the details of Yuan Yi’s condition, such as the details of his injuries, how long he was in a coma, how he woke up, and how long it took for him to regain normal mobility after waking up…
Wang Feng pondered for a moment and said, “I haven’t personally taken his pulse, so I can’t say too much. However, I can roughly judge the situation you described. His situation is better than yours. If you weren’t born with a strong soul and had accumulated enough in your previous life, it’s possible that after this incident, your soul will be exhausted and you will be scattered to the four winds.”
Wang Feng’s words made me break out in a cold sweat. It was unimaginable that my soul would fly apart. Jenny looked scared, but after a while she snorted and said, “That guy has done a lot of crazy things. If he gets into trouble, he won’t be able to go against the heavens. He wouldn’t let this kid’s soul fly apart.”
Wang Feng was surprised for a moment and asked, “Which guy is so crazy?”
“Who else in this world is as crazy as Li Yiguang?” Jenny said with a somewhat irritated look.
“He is…” Wang Feng raised his eyebrows slightly and pointed at me and asked. These two people are really starting to discuss my identity in front of me. It’s really as if I don’t exist.
“Disciple.” Jenny seemed to be annoyed when she mentioned my master, and she took out a cigarette and put it in the corner of her mouth. However, Wang Feng took the cigarette away from her and said, “Sorry, my house does not accept this smell.”
Jenny stood up and scolded, “Wang Feng, you’re so fussy and clean-freakish, why don’t you become a woman?”
Wang Feng casually put several bottles in front of me and said, “There are 56 pills that I have prepared, all of which are for you. For me, the power of medicine is always an external object, and I already have the prescription. The ingredients in this prescription are not too difficult to find, except that the age requirements are a bit longer. You need to take 23 pills in a row to fully recover, and as for your friend, a rough judgment is that 13 pills are enough. I hope you don’t take too many pills for quick progress. As I said, the power of medicine is not the best after all, and you are still young.
I was grateful in my heart, deeply feeling that this king was gentle and refined, and I was just about to say thank you, but I didn’t want this king to point at Jenny with one hand on his hip and say, “Ling Xinyan, you are a woman with a big nerve, rude, and not clean, why don’t you become a man? How dare you say that about me? You are being strong again, aren’t you trying to show that you have a lot of face, and you deliberately don’t mention Old Li?”
“Fuck you, Wang Feng, don’t you know that I don’t like to mention Old Li? And I’m Jenny now, don’t mention Xin Yan’s name. Are you trying to emphasize that my name is old-fashioned? I can handle things on my own, why do I have to mention his name? What? No matter how much you love him, you’re still a man. Can you still become a woman and marry him?”
“Ling Xinyan, you are an unreasonable woman. You can make everything sound dirty. I don’t like to bully you, but fighting with a woman, although you are a woman, what kind of woman are you?”
“Fight, fight, you can still be sexist? You are a superficial, shallow half-man!”
“What is a half man?”
“In my eyes, you are half a woman and half a man. A real man should be masculine and full of courage. You are only half a man!”
“Ling Xinyan, I’m going to fight you.”
I looked at the two of them arguing until now, and they were about to fight. In this situation, I couldn’t do nothing. Although in my eyes, the two of them were arguing as if they had really switched genders, and they both had a point, I couldn’t say that. Oh, I finally know Jenny’s name. It’s Ling Xinyan…
Wait, that’s not the point. The point is that I have to stand up. So I stood in the middle and said, “Seniors, please…”
But before I could finish my sentence, they both pushed me at the same time, then pointed at me and yelled, “Shut up!”
Then, it was a ‘earth-shattering’ battle!
At around 8 a.m., Jenny carried me back again. Of course, the landing place was also in a remote and secluded place in the countryside. After all, it was daytime, and Jenny had more concerns. The flight altitude was higher than at night, and the landing speed was also much faster than at night. According to her, she used a certain secret method.
The place where we landed was a secluded place, so Jenny and I had to walk a little deeper and a little shallower to a populated area to find a way to get back. Before that, I called the hospital to report that I was safe and sound, and that I had been delayed by something.
After all this, I walked silently behind Jenny. I didn’t dare to look at Jenny’s face, and I looked weird on the road, feeling very uncomfortable.
After walking in silence for a few steps, Jenny suddenly turned around and looked at me, asking me with a strange look on her face, “Are you really trying to laugh?”
“No, I really don’t, haha… No, I just had an itch on my back, so… haha… I laughed.” To be honest, it was really ‘torture’ to look at Jenny’s face like this. There was no doubt that Jenny was ‘pretty’, but a pretty woman with two panda eyes, messy hair, smudged lipstick, and a fashionable shirt with a torn sleeve was really…
But that’s not the key point of the joke. The key point is that when I think of Wang Feng’s image, originally elegant, refined, and handsome, his long hair was turned into a ‘female madman’ by Jenny, and his smart white clothes were turned into ‘beggar gang’ clothes by Jenny, and they were full of footprints and claw marks on his face. Combined with the ‘earth-shattering’ battle that surpassed the high level of the fight between the aunties in the alley, I really couldn’t help but laugh.
Is this what they call a heavenly fight? I couldn’t hold it in any longer, so I just laughed out loud in the morning sun. I thought I would die if I held it in any longer, so I finally laughed out loud, and then… then I got beaten up by Jenny!
We waited by the roadside for a long time before a taxi driver finally agreed to take us. I guess it was because of our appearance, like a thief who was caught and beaten up.
In the car, the kind-hearted driver said, “Young man, you can’t hit your wife, no matter how anxious you are, right? Hey… that little wife, I have to say something to you too. Women shouldn’t hit either. I think your husband is more seriously injured than you. What’s the matter with the little couple? Can’t you talk it over? Do you have to fight like this? Are you getting a divorce?”
I was sitting in the back seat and almost fainted. What the hell is going on? But through the front-view mirror, I saw that I was actually more seriously injured than Jenny, because there was a clear shoe print on my face. Damn it, you fought with Wang Feng, and I got shot!
As for Jenny, she gave the driver a slap and said, “I’m too young to be his grandmother, what kind of couple are you? Do you want to get beaten up?”
The driver was slapped and wanted to get angry, but he was too intimidated by Jenny to say anything. It wasn’t until he got out of the car that he whispered to me, “Young man, listen to my advice. Your wife is really worth divorcing!”
This was just what Jenny heard, and the driver quickly stepped on the gas pedal, leaving Jenny glaring at me, and I got another kick in the butt.
In fact, although I was beaten, I was very happy. I found a sense of being with my master in Jenny. But in fact, how long can this happiness last? Jenny will soon leave. Her whereabouts are hard to find, and it is not necessarily easier than finding my master in Kunlun.
In reality, starting today, there are three days and two nights left before the duel with Company C begins.