Chapter 7 The Legend of the Bear (below)

In fact, the scientific name of the human bear, called “羆”, and bears are different, “羆” all over the body hair yellow and white, not only the neck is long, hind limbs are also higher than the ordinary black blind man, strength is boundless, a person thick and thin old tree said to pull up can be pulled up, and encountered the people will be standing up in pursuit of poor pounce, and posture features like a man, sex fierce and strong, you can prey on cattle and horses and food, so it is called “human bears”, mountain hunters easily do not dare to mess with the human bears, not to mention the idea of going to hunt bears, but the human bears are not catching not, just to risk a great deal of risk, one of the link out of line will be put on the life of the human bears because of the beasts of the human bears fat and strong, thick skin, even if the bullet is not a good idea, but the human bears, the human bear is not a good idea. Because the bear this beast fat and strong, thick skin, even if the projectile hole chest through the abdomen, blood flow intestines out, it is still able to dig out of the soil turpentine plug wounds, and then fight to injure the fatal, so even if the gun exquisite, sharp firearms, but also by no means difficult to force to take it.

There is a saying: “strong wisdom, encounter weak live capture”. Since ancient times, there are many hunters to hunt the human bear legend, most of them are winning with wisdom, one of the most widely circulated, roughly said that the human bear like to thousand years of tree holes for the cave, empty tree holes in the gas heat fumigation, ice and snow melting, the human bear sat on which the hunters find the bear hole, from the tree holes into the wood, the human bear sex stupid, see the wood fall, will reach out to catch the cushion sitting on his buttocks, with the Wooden blocks more and more cast, the bear will pick up with the pad, the more sit higher, to the position of the bear sitting with the tree hole parallel to the time, the hunters see the opportunity to open the mountain axe fierce beheading, or from the gap in the ancient tree with a spear to save stabbing death.

In the past, there is an experienced hunter in Tuen Mun, he encountered a bear in the mountains across the river, they lurked up to spy, crossing the river is a huge mother bear, with two small people bear, mother bear first put a cub on the head to water across the river, swim ashore it is afraid of small people bears run amok, it is a big stone to the cubs pressed, and then dropped back to pick up the other cubs, the hunter lurking in the opportunity to the small people pressed against the stones Bear captured, the mother bear rage like thunder, on the other side of the river to the other small bear cubs pulled two legs a tear in half, the nature of both fierce and stupid, which can be seen.

These legends we entered the mountains have not heard less, but the legend is a legend, if it is true that according to this, may not work, and the group of bears on the mountain have fixed habits, they will never go downhill across the river to the woodland near the infestation, only in the ridge of the deep forests of the dense activities, we discussed several sets of methods, it seems that it does not work, is anxious, swallow a shot loaded with yellow rice noodles sticky bean buns of the vat: “I said how to knock the mountain old man whole this old some bean buns, the original he is trying to use sticky bean buns to catch human bears, this approach has not been used for many years, I do not know if it is still good.”

I and the fat man bewildered, to be swallow explained clearly to us, we all think with sticky bucket bag hunting human bears this method is good, but although it is feasible, but this is after all a very old and dangerous method, finally we finally decided to take a risk, night sets of yellow skin when, had heard the regiment of mountains in the bear’s roar, so that eliminates a lot of trouble, has been able to roughly determine the bear hole location, the bear hole, the bear hole, the bear’s bear, the bear’s bear, the bear’s bear, the bear’s bear, the bear’s bear, the bear’s bear, the bear’s bear, the bear’s bear. Catch human bears to take the east gall bladder, this hook is definitely exciting enough, and the east gall bladder can cure the knocking mountain old man’s granddaughter’s disease, two bear paws a bear meat to the supply and marketing society, can top me and fat man for half a year of work, that time we only earn five work a day, converted into yuan is about 15 cents, exhausting work for a few months, and even a home to visit their families cannot afford to buy a bus ticket, regardless of what to think about, it is absolutely worth risking a ticket! It’s definitely worth the risk, no matter how you think about it.

Fatty and I, a group of young intellectuals in the deep forests, simply summarized our daily life as “looking up at the wood, looking down at the stone, gnawing on a cold wok, thinking of a hot bed”. Can’t wait to find something new and exciting to do, this time there is an excuse to go to the mountain hunter bears in name only, are too excited to sleep, anyway, the day is almost dawn, then in the house simply rest for a while.

Daybreak, we brought a pocket of knocking the old man with the remaining yellow rice noodles sticky bean buns, but also found a few birch sleeve, this thing is a section of the hollowed out cylinder, plus a raft of long-handled axe, these are the necessary tools to hunt and kill human bears, compared to the hunting rifle to the seem a little redundant, but in order to prevent the regiment of the mountain there are other beasts, hunting rifles and hunting forks or can not be away from the body.

Until dawn, did not see the yellow skins come back to haunt, but the “yellow fairy godmother” locked in the cabin, may let it escape, so fat man looked for a raft carpenters once used to load the squirrels of the wooden cage, the “yellow fairy godmother” with wire tie, muggle plug mouth, yellow wax irrigation Anus, loaded into the cage inside the negative in the back with, and so cut the bear’s paw, pulled out the “east gall bladder”, a hair carry to the cooperative settlement, in exchange for good food and drink.

Night a night without snow, but the ground forest tops residual snow has not disappeared, by the morning sunshine, a silver mountain down, the bears are most addicted to eating sticky bean buns, since we brought a lot of sticky bean buns, there is no need to worry about last night, as in the forest directly into the bears, the three of them across the river is still walking on the “yellow skinned graves”, to look for the mountain of the Bear cave.

Along the way climbing over the ditch, the denser the forest, gradually covered all the day, playing the beginning of the morning, the sky became gray, it looks like it will soon be snowing, Swallow was born with a heart as hot as fire, since the east gall bladder can cure the disease to save the patient, that there is what to say, the whole oranges, but after all, she is in the mountains grew up, and traditionally know that the bear’s awesome, see me and the fat man two people don’t care about, can’t help but be a little strange and ask me if I’m not afraid of the bear! I took the opportunity to brag that the bears are not afraid of me. I took the opportunity to boast, what is so terrible about bears? I heard that the U.S. Empire likes to use the giant bear as a metaphor for Suxiu, are we afraid of Suxiu? This fucking Suxiu gang of bastards, even death of my heart never die, want to renovate us together, from my point of view can not let him succeed, we are so old people, we will be determined to do with him, see who will end up practicing who climbed down. I heard that the Soviet side of what Neckzhilev, eating buttered bread every day, but the working people? They can’t even eat black bread. Can we not fix it? In order to let the whole world sufferers are liberated from the deep heat, we must more yellow skin, more digging bear gall bladder, to support the world revolution to contribute to the force.

Fatty listened to me in front of the swallows round open blowing, took the opportunity to dig at me, he said to the swallows: “Do not listen to his nonsense, yesterday set a yellow skin, he does not know his own last name, all the whole to support the height of the world revolution, swallows I tell you, the great revolutionary mentor comrade Lenin once taught us that – some grandchildren are not conscious of their own, but they are not aware of the fact that they have to support the world revolution. -Some grandchildren are unconscious, pulling the flag as a cover, blindfolding themselves and bluffing others. Swallow, do you know who is that person here?”

I was about to sneer back, but at this time we have walked to the foot of a big tree, this old tree is afraid of not less than a thousand years of age, pavilion such as a cover, can be covered by cattle, but the tree has died, the tree reveals a big hole, inside the gusts of black gas, the wooden cage in the “yellow fairy goddess” also at this time became unusually restless and agitated, as if I think this hole can be loaded into a big bull, in all likelihood it is a bear cave, we set yesterday in the middle of the night when the yellow skins, listening to the roar of the human bears, it seems to be from this out. The three of us immediately stopped, shaking spirit ready to hunt bears, but stopping to look carefully, only to see that the rocky gully tree gap, piled up with fat and thick matsutake mushrooms, all over the name of the name of all kinds of exotic flowers and fruits, seems very strange, and no bear cave that share of the scratching and coaxing the smell, if not the bear cave, the tree hole under the bottom of the bottom of the hole is what hole?