Chapter 24 Reunion
Being in a sack is a pain in the ass, though.
However, when Zhang Anshi appeared at the desolate old mansion again, sure enough, that ‘buddy’ had been waiting for a long time.
Zhu Di looked at Zhang Anshi with a smile, relatively speaking, today is obviously much more civilized.
He turned toward Zhang Anshi and said, “Please.”
Zhang Anshi smiled bitterly and said, “Man …… how can you treat your friends like this.”
Zhu Di is to feel a little too much, he was not born is the son of heaven, after all, in Beiping time because long in the army, more like a military general, because of this, in the face of Zhang Anshi’s complaints, Zhu Di said: “Do not blame.”
Zhang Anshi took his seat and said, “How is my medicine?”
“Wonderful.” Zhu smiled joyfully and said, “Once this medicine is used, it will be effective immediately, just little brother, do you still need to use medicine next?”
“Of course you should, make sure to use the medicine on time until it is completely cured.” Zhang Anshi said.
Zhang Anshi heart also long relief, in front of this person, temperamental, and the movements are very strange, poor his brother-in-law of the crown prince does not believe in him, if there are a hundred and eighty guards, he does not have to throw a mouse.
However, nowadays, as long as the other party still needed to have medicine, then for the time being, they were begging for it, so there was no need to be afraid.
Zhu nodded with a convinced look, “That medicine you sent, at most it will last for another three to five days.”
“This …… I still have a bottle on my body, can adhere to ten days and half a month, just the next well ……” Zhang Anshi said: “I modulation of this medicine, is not Easy, the world’s expensive herbs do not know how many shelves, truthfully ……”
Zhu smiled and said, “Don’t worry about this, naturally I won’t treat you badly.”
Saying that, he nudged towards the guard on one side, who understood and pulled out a bunch of treasure bills from his bosom.
The precious banknotes were piled up in front of Zhang Anshi, who hurriedly picked them up and began to count them.
These are all 100 Guan a piece of Da Ming treasure banknotes, belonging to the super-large amount, rarely seen on the market.
A full hundred sheets, that is ten thousand guan, according to the current market price …… uh …… is roughly five hundred taels of grain silver up and down.
It’s still a bit of a loss, isn’t it?
Zhang Anshi was slightly disappointed in his heart, “Man, you have this precious banknote, how does it seem to be newly printed, look …… at the ink is not dry.”
Zhang Anshi pinched his fingers, which still had ink stains on them.
Zhu pretended to be surprised, “Is it because of the recent humid weather.”
Zhang Anshi did not care about these, or the bag is good, immediately put the treasure banknote into his bosom, then grinned again, “Hey, poor me to dispense medicine to you, actually have to lose money, forget it, I do not care about these, who let me and you at first sight.”
Zhu Di was in an extraordinarily good mood today, “It’s been a long time since anyone drank with me, come on, be happy, let’s drink a few cups.”
Zhu can drink a lot.
Zhang Anshi s drinking …… capacity is also okay.
In ancient times, water wine had a low alcohol content, so you could just drink it.
A few cups of wine down, Zhu Di said: “with the cup is too unpleasant, let’s use the bowl can be good.”
Zhang Anshi said, “I’ll use a cup, you use a bowl, I’m still young, drinking affects my development.”
“What is development?”
Zhang Anshi thought about it and found it harder to explain.
However, Zhu didn’t count on it, and after the wine went down, he started to become serious, pulling Zhang Anshi’s wrist and saying, “You sort of saved my wife’s life. But there’s one thing that I think it’s better to make clear.”
Zhang Anshi said, “You say.”
Zhu Di said with great sincerity, “About the present emperor eating shit …… no, eating feces, are you willing to listen to my words?”
Zhang Anshi looked down at the dishes on the table and momentarily began to lose his appetite.
Zhu Di said, “You see, when the emperor was in Beiping right, that Jianwen pseudo-emperor wants to cut the vassal, since from that time onwards, the emperor was ready to clear the ruler’s side in Beiping, so what is the first thing to do?”
“What?”
“On the one hand is certainly to paralyze Jianwen pseudo-emperor, this second, of course, is to collect people’s hearts, right? Paralyze Jianwen, is to buy time, collect people’s hearts, is to make preparations for the Jingren.”
After thinking about it, Zhang Anshi nodded, “You’re right.”
“In that case ……” Zhu Di was even more energized at this time, drunkenly pulling Zhang Anshi said, “Then I’ll ask you, if he pretends to be crazy for the sake of self-preservation, and even goes to eat feces, this Beiping up and down the generals see it, and would What would the generals of Beiping think when they saw him? How can someone in a high position put himself in such an embarrassing situation.”
“I’ll be honest, if you want to talk about the emperor claiming to be sick in the first place and paralyzing Jianwen, this is something, but to say that he ate …… eat …… feces, this is absolutely impossible.”
Zhang Anshi waved his hand, “I stopped caring about this a long time ago, let’s just drink properly.”
Zhu Di’s face slammed down, “No, it’s better to say some things clearly.”
Zhang Anshi said, “But I don’t think what you’re saying makes sense.”
“How does it not make sense?”
Zhang Anshi said, “Look ha, since His Majesty cares about his reputation, he doesn’t dare to run around naked and eat shit ……”
Zhu Di’s body was shocked, surprised, “Wait a minute, how can there be a naked run?”
Zhu Di’s mind began to picture the scene of himself running wildly naked and cloaked in the city of Beiping in the cold winter months, and eating x on the side of the road on the way.
“One meaning, let’s not count the details.” Zhang Anshi said, “If it’s as you said, just because you care about reputation, it doesn’t make sense, then Sun Bin pretending to be crazy, Han Xin’s crotch humiliation, and Sima Yi drooling all over the place in order to paralyze Cao Shuang in front of other people, don’t they want to lose face?”
Zhu’s face twitched.
The eyes of the guard on the side rolled upwards, if it was a few days earlier, he would have rolled his eyes and cursed a bold one, and now …… he is used to it.
Zhang Anshi said, “Moreover, if you say so, it damages the emperor’s image in my mind, how could a great hero and a great hero like His Majesty care about the so-called face of the district?”
“A true hero can endure what ordinary people cannot endure and do extraordinary things, so how can he still care about other people’s eyes? Those generals and soldiers who pacified the Emperor followed him because of the favors he gave them on weekdays, that’s why they dared to go forward and serve to the death, so how can they not be happy because of a mere matter of eating x and running around naked?”
Chu: “……”
Zhang Anshi said, “What’s more, manly men, running around naked and eating x is nothing ……”
Zhu felt a gas clogging his heart and wrinkled his brow, “Why are you running around naked again?”
Zhang Anshi said, “Let’s not scrutinize these words for now.”
Zhu Di’s eyes widened as he tried to be patient, “What do you mean don’t scrutinize, isn’t this defiling someone’s innocence out of thin air?”
Zhang Anshi said, “I was addressing those words of yours just now, and I just think that it doesn’t make sense to explain your words just now.”
Zhu Di said, “Good, good, good, you really turn black and white upside down. Where do you know eyes to see him running around naked and eating x?”
Zhang Anshi said, “Then which eye did you see that he didn’t run around naked and eat x?”
Chu breaks guard.
Would have liked to reason well, Zhang Anshi after all is considered a benefactor, and although this son speaks without a word, but at least Zhu Di is still very appreciative of this guy.
If it were anyone else, they would have been chopped up and fed to the dogs.
Prefer Zhu can not, since it can not, then it is still necessary to correct this kid’s oddball concept.
Zhu already felt extremely patient, and his analysis made sense.
As long as Zhang Anshi can repent, it will not be in vain.
Who knew that this guy would not only raise the bar, but also add a new ‘naked’ element to this version of the ‘story’.
Zhu Di slapped the table and cursed, “Into your mother!”
“Why are you still cursing.” Zhang Anshi became furious, “I see that you’re older, so I won’t bother with you, but if you keep cursing, let me tell you, I’m not easy to bully either. For fuck’s sake, you’re the only one who can curse, aren’t you?”
Zhu Di took a deep breath: “Come on, you sit down, I’ll talk to you again, it’s not right for you to be like that, the emperor, he’s not Sima Yi, nor is he Han Xin or Sun Bin.”
Zhang Anshi said, “You have a point, the emperor can be much more powerful than Sima Yi, Sun Bin and Han Xin.”
Zhu Di face finally ease some: “This is right, so can not be analogous.”
“But it’s precisely because the Emperor is more powerful in my mind that the Emperor dares to eat x and run around naked.”
Zhu Di’s old face began to twitch, and his hands pressed against the table and trembled, so much so that the dishes on the table began to clunk.
Once Zhang Anshi saw this, he said, “Alright, let’s say you’re right.”
Zhu shook his head and gritted his teeth, “No. Even if I’m right, you don’t have a heart of gold at all.”
Zhang Anshi said, “My heart is pleased.”
Zhu said, “You’re being false!”
Zhang Anshi commissioned No. looked at him and said, “Say yes and no, say no and no, buddy you a big man, how to be like a woman, not to mention the emperor has not eaten x and naked, with us what, why do we need to be more than this true, this is not the emperor is not anxious to die eunuchs? ”
Zhu Di said, “This …… this is what I can not see, can not slander people out of thin air like this.”
Zhang Anshi said, “But I am praising.”
Zhu Di finally did not say anything, he lowered his head and tactically drank, directly a mouthful of wine into his belly.
Zhang Anshi said: “This is right, let’s drink well, why do you want to argue over these things, I certainly know, you are the old man of the Jingdan, when you followed the emperor to build a career, the heart of the emperor admiration. But I am the same, I also admire your majesty in my heart, we are on the same path.”
Zhu said, “Say less, drink.”
Zhang Anshi then resumed his seat and also drank his wine with great vigor.
Zhu Di had a few drinks and his mood was finally better, so he said, “You should come from a famous family.”
This one doesn’t really need to be guessed at all.
Zhang Anshi laughed and said, “I see the same for you.”