Chapter 96 – A Laugh at a Bend and a Tilt

On the other side, Fan Xian’s hand was so clumsy that he raised his palms horizontally and vertically, hacking away like a kitchen knife. But every palm out, but also fake with some strong wind, whistling, cutting the air, seemingly domineering, but palm after palm all chopped in the air around the Haitang, simply not to go to the girl’s skin meaning, but only the Haitang’s rough clothing edges are all brought up.

–What kind of technique is this? This is the way Comrade Wu Bai always puts an electric fan in front of him when he sings on stage, and this is the way Star Chow throws broken newspapers in front of the blower and unbuttons the long pajamas of the main characters!

Begonia clothes like clouds, in the palm wind smile and up, in the water light with the long Royal platform above the clear as if immortal, floating if you want to ride the clouds and go, and occasionally out of the finger, east a finger, west a finger, I do not know where to point to, not pointing to the east to hit the west of the gimmick, but also clearly pointing troops point of view of the little girl means.

Two people like this do not know how many rounds of hand-to-hand, is half a bit of fireworks also do not bring, since not think of the blood light, out of the natural force of the light, like the temple of vegetarian fasting is even soybean oil can not afford to put, light nauseating ……

Even a small eunuch can see the two masters in the fake fight, not to mention this water in the temple of the old foxes small foxes male foxes female foxes female foxes not male or female hetero foxes, some ministers eyes have long been straight, did not expect the Haitang girl and Fan Xian will actually be so brazenly perfunctory, a little bit do not care about the face of the court.

The empress dowager looked at the long platform in the hall above, the clear light in the pair of silhouettes, can not help but cold snort, although not out of shape, but the corners of the eyes of the fine lines in all hidden anger. On the contrary, the young emperor looked at the young master nun and Fan Qing floating around in that clear light, and couldn’t help but laugh.

Wolf Peach had a calm face as he watched this scene, but he knew that Fan Xian’s seemingly clumsy strikes were actually very powerful Great Splitting Coffin, but that was a family martial art of the Ye family in Kyoto, Southern Dynasty, so how did this kid named Fan learn it?

The crowd inside and outside the temple who were full of expectations were finally disappointed, after watching for so many hours, some people couldn’t help but yawn. The eunuch in front of the head couldn’t help but shake his head and said, “This doesn’t know to fight until when to go, anyway, and can’t tell the winner.”

Wang Qinian also shook his head with incomparable regret, “I think someone will be calling for a halt soon.”

The little eunuch didn’t believe it and shook his head, “The adults in the temple are all human beings, who wouldn’t go out of their way to do this?”

Wang Qinian argued with him and finally got excited and started betting on when the two people dancing on top of the long imperial platform would stop. A few people beside them saw them arguing lively, also came over, and pressed their own bets. A carload of sea urchins, two cucumbers, all kinds of strange bets vary.

“How dare you!”

Finally a minister looked at the empress dowager more and more gloomy face, can not help it, beat up, angrily reprimanded: “The empress dowager birthday banquet, what you make of the mystery? Are you trying to deceive the king?”

This is not a pretty thing to say, just like the stupid child who shouted that the emperor is running around naked. No matter how ugly this world is, whoever is the first to shout it down is an extremely unpleasant fellow. Just like today know that Fan Xian and Haitang two people in the play Chong Ling sword, but do not shout broken, the empress dowager can also have the cheek to look down, after all, this is the birthday of their own family, look at the young dolls dancing, is not a big deal.

But this minister a drink to deceive the king, is not forcing the empress dowager to go biao? So the Empress Dowager is ready to go crazy, coldly looking at the minister, I do not know how many thoughts in my heart, want to tear this guy’s mouth.

The emperor was still smiling.

In the pool of the imperial platform above the two but as if they did not even hear the audience in the applause, seriously acting the drama. Haitang floating to and fro, Fan Xian dragon-walking tiger step, the girl’s body is beautiful, small Fan Xian handsome, fight up really good-looking. But a few moments of effort, but from the imperial platform, the war to the back of the stage in front of the temple, from the dragon chair is only a few feet away, will be good to stop in front of the minister’s table.

Fan Xian palm into a chopper, to the empty chopping board ruthlessly hack to, mouth but ouch, seems to miss.

Haitang’s posture in the air slightly stagnant, right hand and two fingers into a sword stabbed out, snorting, about to poke Fan Xian’s chest.

I don’t know how these two switched their orientation, but in the next moment, the palm wind and finger gesture didn’t hit anyone’s body, but instead, it snorted with a powerful surge of energy, and went towards the back.

The rear is that minister’s seat.

The minister was horrified, this Haitang and Fan Xian striking out at the same time, even if the State Master Bitter Lotus arrived in person, I’m afraid that he would have to avoid the front for the time being!

The low table was shattered into countless pieces in an instant, the wine pots on the table cracked, the dishes fell, and the wine and oil turned into meat flowers all over the sky, staining that minister’s head and face! Hanging on the eyebrow with cauliflower, mouth with turnip flower, ear hanging a few silk golden mushroom, soup soup water to him to wash a face, to be more woeful as much as woeful.

So the great hall immediately quieted down, the ministers then realized that the original Haitang girl and that southern envoy, at some point, are both the ancestors of nonsense, for the sake of their own face, it is better not to say anything more.

The clear light was faintly quiet, Fan Xian and Haitang stopped at the same time, a few steps apart, slightly exchanging smiles.

Haitang said to the empress dowager with a slight blessing, “Lord Fan’s great chopping coffin means a great deal, my daughter is unable to cope with the situation, so it affects this lord, I hope the empress dowager will forgive me. People have mistakes ……”

Fan Xian was also full of self-reproach, waving his right hand, “Horses have lost their hooves.”

The empress dowager is extremely love Haitang, where is willing to blame, plus today is after all their birthday banquet, fooling around with a living under the atmosphere, is also considered good, just a pity that did not let that south dynasty people to eat some bitter, but look at Fan Xian talking self-deprecating funny, the empress dowager’s lips can not help but float up a faint smile.

The Emperor also laughed wryly, and the ministers also laughed, somewhat awkwardly. Only a true martial arts expert would know that the seemingly jokey fight earlier actually still contained some of the thoughts of the two young powerhouses. The big split coffin seems to be rough and clumsy, but it is killing, begonia finger sword seems to be clear and soft, but it is severe, the dance on the long imperial platform, in fact, is not a kind of competition, only in the end, Fan Xian seems to be, vaguely still lost.

At this time, the end of the fake fight, the roof of the hall of the clear light is still covered in the open hall, Fan Xian and Haitang will stand in the clear light, the two faces in the light appears to be incomparably smooth, the roof of the hall hanging half-moon palace lights, reflected in the pool.

This competition, can really be described as a bend and a tilt a laugh, a river bright moon a palace shy.

Night gradually shrouded the deep palace, half the moon slowly climbed up from the back of the palace behind the green hills, will be that warm, pale light sprinkled into the palace of Northern Qi, black long eaves, gray and white two-color palace wall, in the beginning of the night reflecting the beautiful figure.

The group of courtiers in front of the main hall were retreating to the outside of the palace, many guards could be seen around the palace city, and there were also some yellow door eunuchs waiting along the road. The ministers retreated extremely fast, not a moment’s effort, the palace returned to the quiet, the empty square above can no longer see the idle people, from the extremely lively to extremely quiet, actually only spent an incense burner’s effort.

After the banquet, the empress dowager rubbed her temples and retreated to her chambers, but Fan Xian was left by the Emperor of Northern Qi to wait in the Huaying Palace. The palace was quiet, with the faint smell of burning incense to clear the mind reaching his nose, Fan Xian sat with his eyes on his nose and his nose on his heart, His Majesty of Northern Qi should be in the Empress Dowager’s palace doing his filial piety at this time, and didn’t know why he was made to wait here.

The court ladies handed him tea and fruits, Fan Xian thanked them one by one with a smile, but he found that those court ladies were extremely charming, especially the shyness between their eyes that made his heart flutter.

But when he thought of the young emperor leaving himself in the night palace, and then remembered that the emperor seemed to have some problems in certain areas, Fan Xian’s heart was slightly aghast.

“His Majesty has something to ask Lord Fan for.” Another girl with eyes and nose on the side seemed to have guessed what he was afraid of and said with a calm face. The one who spoke was naturally Haitang, Fan Xian stayed in the palace as a guest, she couldn’t help but be a half-host, the girl’s family thought of the scene on the previous hall at this time, and also since some trance amused, why did she always seem to be much more wanton than usual when she was in one place with Fan Xian?

Fan Xian smiled slightly and didn’t explain anything.

The eunuch shouted something outside the palace, and a group of footsteps came toward Huaying Palace in a hurry without any disturbance. Fan Xian thought to himself, “What’s the hurry? What kind of favor does this young emperor want from him? The other party was the Nine to Five, so I’m afraid there was nothing that he couldn’t do, other than unifying the world.

Is full of questions, the young emperor has stepped into the huaying palace, a wave of the hand stopped Fan Xian and Haitang please peace of mind, his right hand to unwrap their own coat, thrown to the back of the small eunuchs followed by the ass, leaving only the inside of the thin plain yellow clothes, look is very spiritual. Immediately after, the emperor sat on top of the soft couch, feet a stirrup, there are eunuchs carefully removed the soft boots on his feet, revealing only wrapped in thin socks of the feet.

Haitang was accustomed to seeing his majesty’s private behavior, so she wasn’t surprised. Fan Xian, however, was a bit surprised that the Emperor of Northern Qi actually revealed such a private side in front of him, and he did not hide his surprise, casting his gaze above the soft couch, and even more intentionally or unintentionally nodded twice on the Emperor’s chest and feet.

Not too big, not too small.

Chest not big, feet not small.