Chapter 491 Churchill Joke

“If the population of Japan proper had not exceeded that of Malaya, and if the ethnic balance of Malaya could not yet be disturbed to prevent a tailing off, would I have needed to plot so much against a defeated country?”

Alan Wilson asked himself if he was not being a bit petty in his treatment of a defeated nation held up by technology transfer.

The only time Japan has been a threat to the United States is when the semiconductor industry first appeared.

As for the rest of what home appliances, automobiles, home appliances itself is nothing to speak of technological content, latecomer countries are starting from the home appliances to open catch up, as for cars, Americans may not be able to find the advantages of the United States of America car, the cost of oil does not count?

As for high-end machinery, Japan has never been a second-rate level, far worse than Germany, Germany’s high-end machine tools are not the first in Europe, said Germany is the first, Switzerland first of all not convinced.

As for other high-end industries, Japan is even worse, has always been crushed existence.

Even the most basic industrialized countries in the steel industry, the average price of Japan’s steel exports, than China’s export prices are lower. This shows that the so-called Japanese steel quality, better than China’s is nothing more than soft brainwashing, capital does not lie. The real quality of the crushing, it will be like the European products sold dead expensive, but also do not worry about sales.

In fact, Japan after South Korea, as well as more later China, crushed the number of European companies, are far less than the number of crushed Japanese companies. This is enough to show that European companies in the high-end industry than Japanese companies stand.

Where the EU is worse than the US in the twenty-first century is in the Internet, and in the position of the dollar. The piece where the US exceeds Europe per capita is the dividend of financial hegemony, and Europe is no worse than the US in traditional industry.

It’s early days from the Internet, and Europe’s industrial level is recovering, as is the need for low-end industry to have somewhere to go next. First start from the family workshop, then the textile industry step by step.

“My dear, it would be easier for us to do things now if you were the administrator of Malaya. Although Gerard Edward is quite familiar, it’s not very convenient in the end.” Pamela Mountbatten, who had come out in her bathrobe, took a towel and wiped her long hair in a homey manner.

“Who says it isn’t, but I’ve been really busy lately and couldn’t look into the matter.” The Malayan commissioner had gone back, naturally Alan Wilson didn’t have to hide anything in front of his fiancée, he had indeed been wanting to go to Malaya to work.

Only before going it is best to set fire to the United States, so as to be in a happy mood to travel light.

Strictly speaking the million strong army crossing the Great River has not yet been fought. Truman is still at the stage of gloating over Chang Gong, and going to be McCarthy’s dogged advisor isn’t out of the question, but ultimately it’s not the best time to do it.

Pamela Mountbatten dried her hair and spoke as she lay flat in front of her fiancé, “Seems like there’s an election coming up in the country, too, right?”

“There’s less than a year to go, and there’s no telling when the election will be next year.” Allen Wilson reached over and performed his orthopedic handiwork on his fiancée, accompanied by a slight crunching sound to ease Pamela Mountbatten’s fatigue.

“You don’t seem to admire Churchill very much? Is it more of a Labor Party thing?” Pamela Mountbatten closed her eyes slightly, enjoying her fiancé’s handiwork.

There were only two people in the room, and naturally Alan Wilson had no need to hide it, “Yes, the Labour Party’s nationalization proposition is more in line with Whitehall’s interests, but in terms of personal friendship, Sir Norman and Churchill are also on good terms and Churchill is over seventy, so to be honest it’s probably better to manipulate.”

Alan Wilson remembers that it seems that when Churchill came to power for the second time, basically the physical state has been almost the same as the Sleeping King, in addition to the necessary occasions rarely show up, and there are things that have been handed over to the Conservative Party’s No. 2 person Aidan in charge.

In fact, Churchill’s performance after World War II was mediocre, almost just sitting there, but fortunately did not encounter any major problems.

But Churchill and his ministers did not realize the seriousness of the intentions of those across the Channel who were committed to the building of a European Economic Community and eventually a United States of Europe. Perhaps if Churchill had shown the leadership skills needed to shape the coming European Union, his record and that of his successors might have been very different.

Hearing the truth from her fiancé, Pamela Mountbatten did say reassuringly, “Who do you think would have won, it seems as if Labor is still a bit more dominant.”

“Churchill couldn’t win an election in Australia if it was in his lifetime. The Straits landings in World War I, the Battle of Singapore in World War II, it wasn’t the Japanese who did the most damage to the Australians, it was our Prime Minister Churchill. Churchill could even be the father of the Soviet Union instead of Lenin, and without his laxity towards the Ottoman Empire, Imperial Russia was nothing easy to defeat.”

There was a slight pause in Alan Wilson’s movements; it was well known that the British were actually quite self-deprecating. Could he compose a little British joke and spread it out to connote Churchill. And it would be just the thing to do so over here in Australia, and then export it back to the mainland.

After all, Churchill was the one who had made Australia look bad in World War I and World War II.

Ideas through Alan Wilson, decided before the end of the vacation, in Australia this place to celebrate the contribution of Churchill, under the good mood, pulled off the Pamela Mountbatten on the body is bound, “inside have to rub?”

“Yes!” Pamela Mountbatten leaned in her lover’s arms, emotionally affirmed, “Rub it hard.”

Australia’s grudge against Churchill was there, as for the bashing of Britain it could be disregarded because Churchill was currently a former Prime Minister of Britain, part of the staff not with the Chief of Staff, and the current Prime Minister was the great Prime Minister Adderley.

Since he is a former Prime Minister, it does not involve damaging the relationship with Britain. Public opinion is there, and it is more appropriate to vent grievances. There is no talk of destroying the traditional relationship with Britain, so what are we waiting for?

“The speaker was expounding about the greatness of the British Empire, counting the foresight of the Prime Minister during the war.”

“Another retorted that Britain had paid a heavy price!”

“The speaker did not reply, repeating once again the overwhelming courage shown by Britain in wartime.”

“But clearly the standard of living of British citizens got worse, and the Battle of Singapore was very humiliating for Britain.”

“You pay less attention to these details and read more of Mr. Churchill’s autobiography, it’s all there.”

Caesar, Napoleon and Churchill attend a Soviet Red Square parade and Caesar says, “If I had Soviet tanks, I would be invincible!”

Napoleon says, “If I had Soviet airplanes, I would sweep the world.”

Churchill smiled slightly and said with hesitant pride, “Without me, the Soviet Union would not exist at all.”

British American and Soviet delegates argue at the United Nations about their contributions in the midst of the World War, with the Soviets saying, “The Soviet Red Army, under Comrade Stalin, utterly defeated the Germans.”

The American says, “President Roosevelt sent the Japanese to the bottom of the sea in the Pacific theater.”

The British gave the Americans a contemptuous look and said, “Prime Minister Churchill soundly sank the French navy in one day.”

“Asked why Britain had economic difficulties after the war. Answer, because Churchill gave all the aid to the Soviet Union, sending out half of Europe with it.”

Alan Wilson’s brilliant mind, the brush of his pen kept brushing, and he wrote jokes that made Pamela Mountbatten, who was draped in a man’s jacket, couldn’t help but laugh, “My dear, the former Prime Minister would hate you if he knew.”

“The most hateful thing is far from that, the most hateful thing is that everything I write is true.” Alan Wilson gritted his back teeth, “Nothing is more pathetic than the truth of these jokes.”

After writing furiously, Alan Wilson handed the manuscript to his fiancée and instructed, “Find a political newspaper with a pro-US stance and send it out, since the end of the war, the United States has also increased its pull towards Australia. Some newspapers with an American background would be absolutely delighted to see us in Britain.”

“Wouldn’t that be a disservice to our British interests?” Pamela Mountbatten asked rhetorically, somewhat puzzled.

“That’s why we have Mr. Churchill, standing in the way of Britain to take the blame. That is his greatest contribution at the moment.” Alan Wilson stretched, “Otherwise I can’t think of any other place where he could do what’s good for the country.”

Could one man do all the work of both Gottu and Brezhnev, Alan Wilson thought there was, like Churchill during the war, and Churchill in his second term after the war. Only Churchill did the Goto map first, and Brezhnev second.

While Churchill jokes festered from Canberra, Alan Wilson used the last few days of his vacation to accompany his fiancée around the neighborhood, with Love Brain as a drag.

Australia’s land is barren, even if it is the native tree species that should theoretically be best adapted to the environment here, transplanted to another continent, are going to rise faster than in Australia.

Fortunately, the current population of Australia is very small, but also able to see some of the original style, out of the excursion of a few people to a place where the water is very deep, the water as a small river separates the road. On both sides of the ditch there were tracks and heavy truck tires so deep that it was obvious that a small car would not be able to get through. At this point the MI5 agents who had followed the trip appeared and set up sawn logs on the top of the puddle, leveling the surface on top, and then roped them off, a little wobbly, but enough to get over the car.

Not far away there were Australians farming, and on all sides, crops were being crushed down into the brown muck in a criss-crossing rut. Some small pieces of uncrushed grain stalks still stood there, between the long brown ruts pressed out and the greenish-yellow crop bushes, and held wary glances at the sight of these uninvited guests.