Chapter 0505: Returning to Burma (II)
However, Myanmar’s welfare benefits are really good, the doctor only needs to spend fifty kyat, which is equivalent to only a few cents of RMB, which is the same as no money ah! It was much better than the hundreds of dollars it would cost to get a cold at home.
The girl’s words made the car men and women are curious, have asked their own questions, this question and answer, really see the difference between the two countries’ social patterns.
In Myanmar, civil servants like the police actually earn a salary of 300 dollars, but they usually only work half-day shifts and get off work at 3:00 p.m. at the most, so they can go about their business on their own.
And the police basically do not have much to do, because caught a thief, all are onlookers to the spot to death, Myanmar townships and villages in the law and order, good can be to the extent that the road does not pick up the door does not have to households.
The Burmese are used to building houses with bamboo, which are dismantled and rebuilt every three years, so you can’t tell who is rich from the houses. The average Burmese has money. Save some money to buy gold, put at home do not know what to use.
Zhuang Rui heard here secretly muttered a few words, no wonder the Japs in Burma snatched so much gold, dare to say this is a traditional ah!
When it comes to Burmese marriage customs, the men in the car, breathing became heavy.
Because they heard that Burmese men can actually marry many wives, even if the men sitting around the female companion, at this time also quietly perked up their ears.
In Burma, polygamy is completely legal, but you must have enough financial ability to provide for your wives, although the police do not care about catching thieves and other small things, the villagers themselves with a hoe to get it done, do not bother Mr. Police, but if you can not feed your wives, the police are going to start exercising their power.
Each acre of local land in Myanmar is worth about 2,500 RMB. As long as you buy ten acres of land at once, the seller will send you a daughter as a wife, and when you marry this wife, she will be responsible for planting, harvesting, and threshing. And you? According to Burmese custom, “noble” men don’t have to work, their main task is to play mahjong!
In the end, the pretty female guide summarized that if you have 75,000 RMB and have experience as a monk, meaning you can recite a few foreign amitabha, you can easily have 3 wives in Myanmar. And, from then on, you don’t have to work, just play mahjong at home!
Once these words were said, the men in the car not only had their hearts beating faster, but their eyes began to fill with blood, and a few of them had already begun to calculate in their minds that if they sold their houses and cars in their hometowns, there should be more than 75,000 RMB, right? If you come to Myanmar, you will have three wives and six concubines immediately.
Only Zhuang Rui is secretly laughing, playing mahjong at home is right, but that three wives and six concubines born of the child, we have to bother you to bring up, a group of fools, really think that the baby daddy so good when?
“Miss tour guide, ask a rude question, your father has a few wives ah?”
The middle-aged fat man sitting in front of him, turned back to look at the Burmese female tour guide with an ambiguous look.
“There are three ……”
“And how many children?”
“There are nine in total, I am the oldest three ……”
“So your several moms won’t be jealous of each other?”
“If you were married and your husband took several wives would you be jealous?”
At this time, not only was Fatty concerned about this question, but others were also asking about it in a variety of ways.
“Burmese women won’t be jealous, neither will I. We can definitely be like good sisters ……”
Although Zhuang Rui and Peng Fei knew about these things before, but hearing the person in question with their own ears, that feeling is different again, including Zhuang Rui, the car, except for the driver who drove the car, no matter what the man or woman was petrified by the girl’s words.
“You guys see, those should be a husband’s.”
A tourist saw a few women holding hands, walking along the road, and hurriedly shouted, causing everyone in the car to stick their heads out to look outside.
“Yes, it should be, we Burmese women are never jealous.”
The words of the pretty female tour guide made a car full of men that were in tears! Buddy take his wife out, eyes accidentally staring down other women, go home will be taught half a day, this …… this …… no heavenly reason ah!
A few should still not married men, this will run to the female tour guide in front of the courtesies, see a few of the rest of the men with female companions to travel, that call a glance hot, but the car women also reached a consensus, go back later, be sure to tell girlfriends, this place in Myanmar must not come.
From Zhuang Rui and other people on the car place, to the China-Myanmar border building, but more than 40 minutes of driving. After the car stopped, several men are still asking the female guide for contact information, see Zhuang Rui straight shaking his head, maybe Burma after a while, there are more Chinese baby daddy.
Zhuang Rui and Peng Fei followed in the tour group, very easy to pass the Myanmar customs, their inspectors are virtually non-existent, the passport handed in, simply do not even lift the head, with the steel seal on the top of the cover a little bit and thrown out.
However, the Chinese border control in front of us is much stricter, many people are opened and inspected, and the efficiency of customs clearance is not comparable to that of the Burmese side at all.
“Peng Fei, can we take this out of the country? Will it be seized after the inspection over there?”
Turning around, Zhuang Rui looked at the big backpack on Peng Fei’s shoulder, his heart was a bit weak, when he said goodbye from Hu family, Hu Rong’s father took many tiger bones and tiger whips, let Zhuang Rui take them with him, and he couldn’t get rid of them, Zhuang Rui could only stuff them all into the bag.
“It shouldn’t be! It’s not like it’s a gambling product. I haven’t heard that these supplements will also be forfeited, right? Brother Zhuang, should …… I change the place of entry?”
Peng Fei also didn’t know much about this, when he used to go in and out of the China-Burma-Thailand border, he always went off the beaten path, and never went through the pass at all, there were more than a hundred kilometers of Myanmar bordering China, so he could just sneak through from wherever he wanted.
“Hey, it is the two of them, they are not our tour group, police comrades, it is those two ……”
It’s just that Peng Fei can’t leave even if he wants to this time. Because the fat gentleman in the car, is leading several border guards armed police, came to the Zhuang Rui two people in front.
“You look at his that bag, and this person broke a hand, certainly did not do good things, comrade police, I call the police there is no reward ah? How to send a good citizen certificate to me?”
Dead fat words said a few armed police mouth straight twitching, this buddy not to think of the drug traffickers too low IQ, I guess usually solve the case of TV series to see too much, there are so swinging backpack straight into the border of the drug traffickers?
“Two gentlemen, excuse me, please put your hands in front of you and come with us to the office ……”
An armed police officer with the rank of lieutenant on his shoulder, after saluting to Zhuang Rui and Peng Fei, politely made a gesture of invitation, but the muzzles of the soldiers’ eighty-one guns standing behind him were implicitly aimed at Zhuang Rui and Peng Fei.
“I’m sorry, you can’t follow …… me,” the lieutenant stopped the middle aged fat man who wanted to follow and watch the fun.
“I’m the one who called the police! I want to be a witness!”
The fat man seemed to have decided that Zhuang Rui was the drug trafficker and yelled in dissatisfaction.
“They might have guns, they might hurt you ……”
Lieutenant also take this living treasure can not help, simply out of words to scare him a sentence, this move really good, that fat man heard, immediately lay down and not make a sound.
Zhuang Rui helplessly followed a few armed police, shaking his head, the fat man really fucking idle pain in the ass, if really encountered armed drug traffickers, guaranteed first shot to kill him, Zhuang Rui now have to go to beat his impulses.
After coming to the office, the lieutenant said to Peng Fei: “Trouble you to put the bag on the ground, back two steps …….”
Looking at Zhuang Rui two people dressed, especially Zhuang Rui calm attitude, the lieutenant did not dare to go too far, just let Peng Fei put down that big backpack, if the real suspects, would have been handcuffed before questioning.
After carefully opening Peng Fei’s backpack. The lieutenant was stunned, inside the backpack, all the animal bones were scattered, in addition there were ten tiger whips wrapped in cloth.
With the eyesight that the lieutenant had cultivated over a long period of time at the checkpoint, he could tell at a glance that this was indeed the spine of a large feline, and when he looked at Zhuang Rui and Peng Fei, his eyes became sharp, but he didn’t take action right away, because these two, one of whom was white and clean, and the other, although he was tall, had a broken hand, and shouldn’t have been much of a threat.
“Both of you, can you explain about your smuggling of Tiger Bone and Tiger Whip?”
The lieutenant stood up and said in a serious tone, while the two small armed police behind Zhuang Rui and Peng Fei immediately pulled the bolt of their guns and aimed them at the two.
“I’m sorry, Lieutenant, I think you’re using the wrong words, the tiger whips and tiger bones that the country prohibits the trade of are those that are poached, and the so-called smuggling is the illegal bringing in of tariff-exempted items for the purpose of making a profit, and there doesn’t seem to be any regulations within our country’s laws that forbid the bringing of tiger whips and tiger bones into the country, right? Then again, even if these things are poached by us in Burma, it’s not China’s turn to regulate the law, right?”
Peng Fei raised his eyebrows, looking at this lieutenant officer with a smile, saying the above words, he used to specialize in inspecting smuggling and drug trafficking, he was more than clear about these regulations, how could he be intimidated by this small officer?
“You …… you strong words and cunning defense! Ten tiger whips, reserved for their own use? And these tiger bones, enough to make dozens of jars of wine? Are they also for your own use? You have an honest attitude!”
The lieutenant slammed the table, he scoffed at Peng Fei’s words, ten tiger whips would require at least ten male tigers to be hunted.
And even if it was for personal use, there was no need to buy so many, right? Must be trying to smuggle it into the country for trade.