Chapter 35: So You’re the House Hegemon, Xuanwu’s Reverse Story

“Ah! You old cunt, violent maniac!”

Just as Chu Xue sighed, a scream suddenly came from the backyard.

“You shameless, you actually sneak attacked me, you just see me than you are weak to bully the weak, right, XueXue if you know you like this will definitely hate you!”

Chu Xue’s ears moved, listening carefully, she realized that it was the screams of the fruit tree.

She froze, spiritual sense, but found that the entire courtyard except for her empty, there is no one to beat the fruit tree, but she heard the screams are real.

But the screams she heard were real.

Thinking about this, she used her spiritual sense to feel the surrounding of the fruit tree again, this time she found something.

This time she found something. The aura around the fruit tree fluctuated violently, and the aura transformed into a long whip of nothingness, beating on top of the trunk of the fruit tree.

That gentle as jade voice appeared again, just say the words but not how gentle, on the contrary, there are a few points of cold and harsh, “I’m the tree of Xue’er’s dream love, if it’s not that you have a little effect on Xue’er, I’ll whip you to death!”

Chu Xue didn’t pay attention to what he said afterward, her mind kept echoing the words “Dream Love Tree”, and the rest of her eyes glanced at the vines curled around her fingers.

She had an unbelievable guess, this voice could not be a spirit tree?

Being able to skillfully use aura to draw other things, except for the spirit tree there can’t be a 2nd plant here that can do it, Chu Xue suddenly felt the three views shatter, for a moment she actually couldn’t face the spirit tree anymore, pulling her hand out from between the vines, she walks towards the house in a trance.

Just as she was walking towards the house, she heard the voice of the fruit tree from the backyard, “I think you’re just jealous, you’re jealous that I can grow fruits and have the crystallization of my love with Ah Xue, while you’re bare and useless!”

And then another mournful scream from Fruit Tree.

And as she walked into the room, she heard little Xuanwu asking.

“Mommy, Mommy, what’s a dream love tree?” Little Xuanwu was probably too hungry and had been ferociously beaten by his own mother, so he obediently tilted his head and ate the little worm.

Seeing that he was obediently eating the little bugs, the big pheasant’s eyes became a little softer, so he answered, “The Dreaming Love Tree is the very important tree!”

The big pheasant himself didn’t even notice that he seemed to be less averse to the word mom.

Little Xuanwu’s small, bean-sized eyes flashed with a hint of cunning, the inherited memories of boiling a frog in warm water were indeed right! Doesn’t looking at his mom admit that he is his mom?

Poor big rooster, how could his knowledge base compare to Little Xuanwu with his inherited memories?

He ate the little bug for a while and thought of something else, “Mom, so am I your dream love child?”

Big rooster: ……

“You can’t even plug your mouth by eating bugs!”

Little Xuanwu’s voice turned into a male clip sound, pouting, “Mom is not it, am I your dream love child ah!”

The big pheasant paralyzed in his own nest, the thin voice through a hint of laziness, “No!”

This depressed into a small Xuanwu, but he is not angry, obediently ate the bugs, like nothing happened as pouting, “Mom, Mom, I also want to sleep in the nest!”

“Huh.”

“Mommy I love you the most! Not in your side, I feel sleep can not sleep, before you do not hold me in the arms to sleep? How come you don’t love me now?”

What Little Xuanwu said was all mushy nonsense, but what he said was still quite flattering to Big Pheasant, who rejected it many times in the beginning.

But he is a knife mouth tofu heart, see the snow outside has not melted fear of small Xuanwu cold, fluttering wings flew down, small Xuanwu see this, four claws and use, a smoke followed by the tail feathers climbed on the back of the big rooster.

At this time, the big pheasant half did not think clearly snowflake is small Xuanwu dry, how can it be afraid of cold? This is all just the big rooster’s own excuse for himself!

The big rooster flew up to the trunk of the tree, first let the little Xuanwu first climb into the nest, and then he himself sat down, just like hatching an egg, put it in the softest place in his arms.

Although Chu Xue couldn’t see the big pheasant’s expression, she could feel that the big pheasant was very flattered, and seeing this she had to sigh in admiration of Little Xuanwu’s rainbow farting skills.

She secretly listened for a while again, see can’t hear any useful information, she went to the backyard to look at the fruit tree, this moment really wilted, the ground dropped a ground of leaves, above the branches and trunks and two more whip marks.

“Got beat up, got beat up, got beat up, told you not to mess with that big guy!” The big cabbage scoffed crisply.

“Hmph, little cabbage, which end are you on anyway?”

Hearing Fruit Tree’s exasperated voice, something bright on the big cabbage flashed, “Brother Fruit Tree, of course I’m on your end…”

The great white cabbage also wanted to be on one end with the spirit tree, this way the spirit tree might be able to help her break out of prison, but unfortunately it can’t make brother fruit tree sad, plus the spirit tree is not very talkative and fierce, she is a little afraid, the latter is the point!

“But brother Fruit Tree you should stop provoking Spirit Tree, if you keep provoking him like this I’m really afraid I won’t see you one day.”

Fruit Tree, however, said, “You don’t know how I saw XueXue for the 1st time, her palms were so soft, burying me in the land was so gentle, I must become XueXue’s dream love tree, that big guy is not as useful as me at all! Xuexue especially fragrant, she was holding me in her arms can be comfortable ……”

Before the words were finished, the next moment!

“Ah!” A mournful scream pierced through the mid-air, and another obvious whip mark appeared on Fruit Tree’s body…

“Hmph, you this shameless, eavesdropping on me, you see you are not at all as I am petite and lovely, Xue Xue has not hugged you, right, humph, jealous of you, the pain can not make me yield, you are the same can not!”

Chu Xue: ……

The big pheasant has already seen this scene is not strange, said to Xiao Xuanwu, “there are two in this yard we can not mess with, one is that woman, and another is this tree we live in, if you mess with one of them, wait to be beaten, I’ll be the first one to beat!”

Little Xuanwu thought it was because his mother didn’t know how powerful he was, he was a Xuanwu who could destroy the sky and the earth alas, the God of the North, what was a tiny human being, it was just that right now he was still too weak, and a small human being was bullied by others.

Sooner or later he will have to let Chu Xue know his awesome, as for the spirit of the tree well, is not a tree, there is nothing powerful, such as his recovery spells so he can deal with 10!

He thought, when he recovered spells into maturity, will definitely Chu Xue beat up, how she was on his own before, he also want to how to this woman!

Little Xuanwu fell asleep in the big pheasant’s warm embrace with the expectation of the future.

In his dream, after he recovered his strength and became more powerful, the first thing he did was to take Chu Xue as a human pet, let her cook delicious food for himself, throw her from the air and catch the cycle a few times, but also popped her head, this dream is too good to be true, so that he dreamed of cackling, don’t say, laugh a little like a big rooster cackling sound~!

But soon, the drooling little Xuanwu was woken up by the big pheasant, because it was already five o’clock in the morning.

The big pheasant let the little Xuanwu lie on his back, opened his wings and flew directly towards the forest, the early bird gets the worm, so does the early rising big rooster.

After all, he was the one who hatched Little Xuanwu, he had to let Little Xuanwu have a little bit of life ability, ready to teach him to catch bugs.

Little Xuanwu said that he didn’t want to catch worms, nor did he want to eat worms, that stuff was too hard to eat, not at all as tasty as the dragon’s liver and phoenix gall bladder from his inherited memories, and why wasn’t there any unicorn meat? Why not unicorn meat? Unicorn meat is barely good enough!

So it whispered to the big rooster to discuss, “Mom when I grow up, I will take that bad woman as a human pet, then let her make us unicorn meat!”

The big rooster in mid-air flew a stumble and almost fell from the height, he shouted unconfidently, “You, what did you say?”

Little Xuanwu repeated what he had just said again and said proudly, “After taking her in as a human pet, let her go hunting for us every day from morning to night and make dragon liver and phoenix gall unicorn meat!”

“Alas? Mommy hasn’t reached the forest over there yet, why are you going down?” Little Xuanwu asked a little strangely when he realized his mom was landing.

Great Pheasant, “From now on don’t call me mom!”

Little Genbu, who thought he had successfully boiled the frog in warm water: ……

How…what’s going on?

A few meters away from the grass on the ground, Big Pheasant shook Little Xuanwu on his back and dropped him to the ground.

“Ouch, ouch, ouch!”

The next moment, before reacting to the fall from the air to the lawn of the little Xuanwu was the big pheasant’s hard beat, obviously can be seen four legs swollen again a circle can not shrink back into the shell.

“I told you to wake up, what did I tell you last night? How come you didn’t remember any of it, I told you not to mess with it!” The big pheasant lectured as it pecked the little Xuanwu into a wow.

It was true that the big pheasant did not have inherited memories, but he had no less wisdom after drinking the spirit spring water, it could feel that Chu Xue and the spirit tree had a terrifying power on them that was far from being something Little Xuanwu could fight against, so it decided to beat up Little Xuanwu before it got delusional so that it would know that the sky was high and the earth was thick.

“Mom, why are you so weak and incompetent, a soldier who doesn’t want to be a general isn’t a good soldier, and a mom who doesn’t want to collect people’s favor isn’t a good mom!”

At this time the little Xuanwu has been dazzled by last night’s beautiful dream, unable to distinguish between north and south-east, hearing his own mother say this immediately huffed and puffed and cursed.

Big rooster: “Oh, I wasn’t a good mom in the first place, I’m a male I’m a male!”

“It’s not right for you to be like this, you should have a rebellious mindset and resist violence, mom you don’t want to be weak!”

In the next second, Little Xuanwu was subdued by the big pheasant’s claws in one second, and then what followed was an unspeakable experience of being beaten up.

A few hours later, on the way back, Little Xuanwu swelled one eye, his limbs were fat and plump, the old wounds from before were still not healed before adding new ones, the golden peas hung in his eyes to fall and did not dare to fall, calling and crying.

“Still want to collect human favorites?”

Little Xuanwu dared to be angry, condescendingly said, “No more, no more , I’ll be her human pet, not accept her as a human pet.”

“Still swearing?”

The little guy shook his head in a hurry, “No more swearing no more swearing, no more swearing mom, I really know I’m wrong!”

The big rooster listened to him wailing and crying, feeling like there was a small mosquito flying next to his ear, coldly said, “Still crying?”

Little Xuanwu was as quiet as a chill, sniffing his nose and suffocating the golden beans back in, “No, don’t dare to cry!”

However, he thought in his heart.

In the future, he must cultivate properly to impress his mother, but also to accept Chu Xue as a human pet, to complete today’s oath!

Little Xuanwu and big pheasant back to the yard, the sky is still a little dark not completely bright, Chu Xue is washing, ready to start later.

She found that Xiao Xuanwu’s limbs seem to be a little more swollen than before, but because the next day is a little swollen, did not think much about it, just a little strange, why is Xiao Xuanwu back, the yard is shrunk to the southeast corner of the wall?

He is not like so honest ah?

Chu Xue but do not know the small Xuanwu shrinking to the southeast corner, is writing Xuanwu reverse plan.

As a divine beast with inherited memories, the little Xuanwu’s brain is a lot of cultivation, he decided to make a cultivation plan for himself.

He must defeat this hateful woman in a few decades or a few hundred years, take him in as a human pet, and let his mother know how powerful he was!

This plan was accurate to a few days, a few hours, a few seconds, a few minutes, and what to do at what time of the day, he planned it clearly and explicitly in the plan.

He felt that if he practiced according to this plan, he would definitely be able to defeat this bad woman in no time!

The plan had just been formulated when a small yellow butterfly, flew in front of him and rested on his nose for a short while, Little Xuanwu yawned and decided to catch this darn little butterfly to celebrate his perfect plan!

On the second day, waking up early in the morning, Little Xuanwu was dumbfounded thinking that he spent the whole day yesterday catching butterflies, and that he must work hard on his cultivation today.

But he didn’t expect his mom to call him to go catch bugs with her, during which he happened to stumble upon a small stream and ran to the stream to play painfully all day again.

On the third day, yesterday in the creek to play all day Xiao Xuanwu, just ready to cultivate, but in his mind there is a fish swimming around, he thought of the creek fat big fish.

Little Xuanwu thought it was okay to delay cultivation for a day, so he painfully went to catch two fish and let the bad woman roast them for him to eat.

On the fourth day, the bad woman’s craftsmanship is really good, the fish is especially especially especially especially fragrant, it just so happens that when he touched the fish yesterday, Xiao Xuanwu saw the fat little shrimp.

Hearing his mom say that the small shrimp is also a rare delicacy ……

Day 5 ……

The sixth day ……

On the fifteenth day, the bad woman said that today is the Mid-Autumn Festival and she wants to make mooncakes!

Day 16, got stung by a bee for pulling out honey!

On the seventeenth day, it’s been a long time since I’ve eaten a big fat fish!

On the 18th, there seems to be a creature in the river, mom says it’s called a crab and it’s super delicious!

On the 19th day, the bad woman says she’s going into the mountains. Little Xuanwu decides to follow the bad woman!

On the twentieth day, a race with monkey boy!

Day 21, ……

A few months later.

Cultivation why, lying flat how fragrant, when the human pet on the human pet, no wonder their ancestors so many Xuanwu when the human pet, the original when the human pet so comfortable ah!

Xuanwu reverse plan, failed!