Chapter 015 – There’s a Bull Rider on the Mountain
Xu Fengyen brought a team of primus back to the house, came to the courtyard where the old Kui lived, once inside the house, he saw a table full of delicacies, it seems to be a guy who is not happy without meat and wine.
Old Kui figure like a small mountain, even if sitting, but also amazing flames, not to mention there are two chains and two knives, the subordinates are hiding in the courtyard do not dare to approach. Old Kui saw Xu Fengyen and asked, “Doll, Huang Laojiu went to wrestle with that Wang Laoxian in Wudi City?”
The forlorn Xu Fengnian nodded and sat on the stool opposite the white-haired snow-like Old Kui, not saying a word.
The old martial artist laughed: “Little doll, never thought that you are still a master who remembers the old days, this is much more generous than your father, Xu Snapdragon this butcher is tricky not to mention that he is also moralistic, honey-mouthed, can share the suffering, if you want to share the wealth, it is pulling the eggs of your mother. Hey, little doll, are you angry? Do you want to fight with me with your kung fu? Without Huang Laojiu, unless the Northern Liang Royal House calls out the remaining few hidden masters, in order to fight with grandpa.”
Xu Fengyen skimmed his lips and muttered, “With Old Huang gone, you dare to call a monkey king without a tiger in the mountain.”
Old Kui’s ears are bright, but he is not angry, he said: “If you can’t beat it, you can’t beat it, there is nothing to be ashamed of, Huang Laojiu’s attainment in sword art is straight after that Deng Tai’a who likes to hold peach blossom branches to make strange things happen.
The world learns sword man how much, that is the Wu family sword mound, nearly thirty years also failed to come out of a can let Wang Laoxian hands a battle of the swordsman, grandpa I lost to Huang Laojiu convinced, since I was born, with the sword, in addition to Deng Tai’a and Wang Laoxian tie, also on Huang Laojiu slightly lost a chip, the whole world, a handful of counted over.”
The old man’s words, let Xu Fengyen more than a few points of good sense, think the master is worthy of being a master, look at this mind, mortal which can have, no wonder the world’s masters so a handful of, this son can not become a master that is extremely extenuating well.
But Xu Fengnian just a little admiration, the old Kui sentence let inadvertently set up the image of the high man lost, “dolls, where there is a spacious point of outhouse, where the gold and jade toilet Grandpa is not accustomed to sitting at the bottom of the lake suffocated all these years, shitting and farting can not be sought for a pain. You hurry to find a feng shui treasure land for grandpa to go, I guess I can let people a few miles away smell the odor, haha!”
Looked at the mouth still stuffed with barbecue meat of the old Kui thought to go to the outhouse smoked, Xu Fengyen face stiff twitching, got up and shouted to the servants to lead the chained giant knife dragged the old guy to the outhouse, His Highness the son of his own feet hurriedly slipped away far away, all the way to the non-stop stinking face cursed masters of the mother of your grin.
Sycamore Court is where Xu Fengnian grew up, because the old saying has a cloud phoenix is more than just phoenix non-tung does not perch.
Dazhu Guo Xu Snapdragon always like to say “son ah, when your mother gave birth to you, did a luanfeng into the belly of the dream, you were born destined to be a great talent ah, father does not hurt you to hurt who go?”
At first, Xu Fengyen would retort, “Then why didn’t someone from outside the world say that I have a clear skeleton and that I’m a wizard in martial arts?”, Xu Snapdragon would then explain, “The real masters are the ones who won’t move from one place to another when their asses are planted there, look at Wang Xianzhi and those old swordsmen from the Wu Family Sword Graveyard… which one of them has nothing else to do but to come out and claim to be a master? Which one of them has nothing better to do than to come out and claim to be a master? Out of the mix are jianghu cheat, how can they see my son’s natural endowment”.
Xu Fengyin ears after callus, simply do not pay attention to this, only think as the dynasty’s only different surnames king’s son, luxury slaves countless, do not need to roll up their sleeves to beat up people, right, but in the bottom of the heart, or some envy those who come to the wind and clouds to go to fly eaves and walls all right on the roof of the city to compete with the warrior good man.
As for now, have seen the horseman old Huang and white-haired old Kui’s heavenly means, inevitably have a little regret, I heard that walking in the jianghu only a few pairs of fairy couples, are men’s hands top women’s moonlight, have never heard of men’s jade tree windy women’s kung fu cover the world?
When Xu Fengyen entered the Wutong Yuan this bleak mood on the clouds light, named the green bird of the big girl greeted up, wrapped around the expensive Shu embroidery of the delicate arm resting on the “six years of phoenix” spear falcon, see His Highness, a sweet smile: “Prince, sweet potato has warmed up the bed, the green ants lying on a chess pier waiting for the Prince! Sitting on the chess pier waiting for you to sit with her in Hidden Ranches.”
Xu Fengyen reached out and teased the spear falcon, smiled and entered the house, there were two beautiful maids in the outer room to remove his outer shirt.
Wutong court of the fourth class total of more than twenty maids and maids were originally similar to “red musk” “parrot” elegant name, but after his highness returned from his travels, in addition to the green bird lucky, most of the rest were changed names, even because of the body has a fragrance has been the most favorite of the highness of the Big girl red musk can not be spared, was changed to vulgar “sweet potato”, the rest have more bad luck, such as with the spirits of the same name as the white dry, the most unfortunate is because of the preference for yellow clothes on the cucumber name of a girl.
Into the inner room, Xu Fengyen jumped on the bed into the quilt, embracing a two eight-year-old beauty, the entire quilt is fragrant and refreshing, and then some time, will be more magical, the arms of the girl as long as the door, will cause the bees and butterflies, she is a big girl sweet potato.
The maid who specializes in Weiqi vertical and horizontal nineteen paths is called green ants, known as the female national player of the Beiliang Royal House, some of the Qing guest who is good at hand talk, touch her to have a headache, usually the board is seventeen paths, change seventeen to nineteen, is Xu Fengyen’s second sister’s another feat, in the dynasty had set off an uproar, and finally was the first to be accepted by the Palace of the Shangyin Academy of reverence, which became a mainstream of the celebrities.
Xu Fengyen played a game with Green Ant, his mind was distracted, naturally he lost ugly.
He is actually not bad at chess, even his master Li Yishan commented that “his vision is excellent, but the layout of the nuances is not enough”, don’t think this sounds like a compliment, but from Li Yishan’s mouth is not a small honor.
Of course, if you want to say that Xu Fengyen is a chess master, also can not be called, the real national player, when Xu Fengyen’s second sister, Xu Weixiong, that is the so-called wood wild fox celebrities feel ashamed of the strong characters.
Xu Fengyen pushed away the long closed game, collapsed on the bed, let the big maid sweet potato rubbing temples, lost in thought, the second class maid green ants see the master is not in a good mood, but also dare not disturb, Xu Fengyen got up and said: “you all go out first, without my permission, that is, Xu Snapdragon to come are not allowed to enter.”
Sweet potato was born with a full-bodied, fair skin, coupled with the innate body fragrance and demeanor of elegance, do not deliberately compete for favor, but the most favored, when she got out of bed, Xu Fengyen smiled and patted her buttocks, her pretty face red, looking back with a smile, a hundred winks.
Waiting for the maids to leave, Xu Fengyen immediately sat upright, pulled out from his bosom probably can be called the sword manual of the brocade, this is the old Huang’s life’s work, Xu Fengyen no longer interested in martial arts, but also have to treat it solemnly, hidden into the bottom of the bed a pivot box of unknown material.
If you want to open the box, you have to move seventy-two small compartments step by step, the box is very hard, even if the knife cuts the sword, do not want to get inside the things, Xu Fengyen skillful movements, eyes closed can open this mother’s relics, will be put into the sword manual, and then pushed the box into the secret compartment under the bed, which lay back on the big bed.
Xu Fengnian estimated the time, the white-haired old Kui how should also squat after the toilet, get up out of the inner room, his own set of embroidered clothes, shouted “cucumber”, that hate life no longer wear yellow clothes of the maid immediately went to the courtyard to bring three cucumbers, Xu Fengnian hand took a armpit clamped two walking and nibbling.
At first quite worried about the old kui yard within a mile radius will be stinky, close to find purely over-anxious, the king’s house of thatched room prepared spices countless, the old kui is to poop and play with the knife in general overbearing, but also smoked not where to go.
The old Kui not only finished shitting, but also took a bath, put on a clean clothes, sat on the steps, lowered his head to caress the blade, and asked without lifting his head: “Doll, you are really not afraid?”
Xu Fengnian sat beside him and laughed softly, “Old Huang said that not only are you the number one best in the world at making swords, you’ve never killed anyone indiscriminately in your life, so I’m not afraid.”
Old Kui laughed out loud and shook his head, “That’s half true and half false, it’s not true that I don’t kill indiscriminately, but I’m not the best with a sword. Doll, this mouth of yours, it’s also too oily, I don’t like it.”
Xu Fengyen playfully said, “As long as the girl likes me, old grandpa, if you don’t like it, you don’t like it, anyway, after beating up that turtle from Wudang Mountain, we will go our separate ways, but if old grandpa still misses the food of the royal residence, despite staying to eat and drink, you are welcome to do so.”
The old man laughed and asked, “That Wudang Mountain Master Ancestor, roughly how many ranks?”
Xu Fengnian thought about it and said, “It shouldn’t be too high, it’s just that the seniority is outrageous, a Wudang Mountain Taoist priest who is less than thirty years old, can’t be higher than that, right? Not to mention there is no name for him in the Jianghu.”
Old Kui nodded his head indistinctly and said, “Oh, that should be the youngest disciple of Wudang Mountain Sect Leader Wang Chonglou who cultivated the Great Yellow Ting Pass, Grandpa heard about it when he entered the cool land, his martial arts qualifications are mediocre, but he specializes in the great art of Taoism, which is a bit of a mystery.”
Xu Fengnian asked the most concerned question, “Can old grandpa fight?”
The old kui spilled out, “Little doll, grandpa sends you a sentence, whether you can beat it or not, you have to beat it to know, don’t you?”
Xu Fengyen inevitably slurred, “This sounds grandiose, but what’s the result, it’s not staying at the bottom of the lake for more than ten years.”
Old Kui knocked Xu Fenian’s head with his knife plate, “Don’t think grandpa doesn’t know what you’re thinking.”
Xu Fengyen piled a smile on his face and said hehehe, “Then let’s go to that shit Wudang Mountain and make a mess?”
Old Kui rose violently, his figure enveloping Xu Fenian’s entire being, two strings of chains clanging, “Make a mess!”
…… Wudang Mountain has two pools, four pools, nine wells, twenty-four deep streams, thirty-six rocks, eighty-one peaks, five miles a nunnery, ten miles a palace, Dan wall Cuiwa Wang Linglong, to Jade Pillar Peak on the Taizhen Palace as the center, eighty-one peaks around the peak of this palace to do the pendant head tilt shape to form the famous eighty-one peaks towards the big top, thousands of years countless seekers of immortality Taoist return to hidden Wudang, or sit forgotten cliffs, or Hidden in the coffin of the immortals, listen to the sound of Brahma music, see the fog and clouds surging green mountains and beautiful water, leaving countless legends.
Wudang is a Taoist holy land in the former dynasty, and it is a head of Longhu Mountain. After the founding of the Liyang Dynasty, the Dragon and Tiger were raised and Wudang was suppressed, which made Longhu Mountain become the ancestral home of Taoism.
Wudang silent for hundreds of years, but no one dares to underestimate the mountain’s thousand years of heritage, the current head of Wang Chonglou, although occupying the position of the top ten masters, but the legend of the year an immortal pointing the way to break open the entire raging Canglang River, blackmail or not, exaggerated or not, ultimately, is a highly respected Taoist old gods. Especially when he cultivates Taoism’s most obscure and time-consuming Da Huangting Guan, it makes the whole Wudang Mountain have a kind of soundlessness that is better than sound’s long and long atmosphere.
Two hundred Northern Liang iron horsemen swarmed.
A stout old martial artist dressed in black robes, his long sword dragging the ground and running, dust flying.
Mountains crumbled and the ground cracked.
A line of people rushed straight to the Wudang mountain gate “Xuanwu Dangxing” pagoda.
The leader of a horse actually directly on the horse, through the pagoda, only to hold the reins.
Hundreds of years in the jianghu, dare to so defy the martial arts sects, seems to be only that let the old generation of jianghu people talk about tiger Xu Ren Tu.
Tiger father and son?
Riding on top of a Northern Liang robust military horse, His Highness Prince Xu Fengnian smiled to himself, looked towards the group of Taoist priests attracted by this magnificent array, and shouted grimly: “Give you half an hour, let the one riding the green ox roll out!”
This gang of Wudang Mountain Taoist priests is very difficult, they are not unaware of the mountain has a seniority and Yuzhufeng general high master uncle likes to ride the green ox backwards, but they are just the foot of the mountain Yuqing Palace of the ordinary priest Taoist priests, not to mention driving that the master uncle uncle, that is, the master uncle is good to talk to the fastest run to the Palace of Taizhen also need to be a full half an hour, back and forth is an hour. The visitor is aggressive, can wait?
Jade Pillar Peak before and after the size of the Lotus Peak, respectively, the big Lotus Peak has more than ten Cave Heavenly Blessing closed cultivation, one side of the craggy small Lotus Peak belongs to a person by default.
This person was five years old by the previous generation of Wudang headmaster brought to the mountain, accepted as a closed disciple, young and this generation of headmaster Wang Chonglou became a master brother.
Wudang mountain nine palace thirteen view, thousands of yellow crown Taoist priests in the vast majority of see this young man, need to respectfully called a senior uncle, more small, more to shout too on the senior uncle.
Fortunately, this young ancestor has never been down the mountain, only in the mountain when I saw the Xuanwu Dangxing pagoda, and then no closer, far from a glance are not, this more than 20 years most of the time is not in the Jade Pillar Peak Taiqing Palace, is the size of the Lotus Peak on the backward ride on the ox backwards with the crown, by chance to have met the true face of the return to say that the master uncle uncle very good temperament, very deep learning, elegant and very wonderful.
This side of the mountain gate is noisy, small lotus peak steep cliff side of the turtle camel monument side, but is very quiet.
A young Taoist monk with a clear appearance lying on the back of the stone turtle sunbathing, a wave, a green cow grazing in the distance came up to the front, hanging on the horns of the cow there are a few books of ancient Taoist books, he took off a book, just want to read, slightly a pinch, jumped off the back of the tortoise, looking for a dead branch, painted on the ground densely packed heavenly trunks and earthly branches, the face of the slight change, keep talking to themselves, and finally sighed heavily.
Carefully organized the robe sleeves collar, turn over on the bull, riding the bull upside down, corner hanging book, down the small lotus peak, half chanting and half singing “Straight as a string, the side of the road to death. Curved like a hook, against the feudal lords. Who trailed his tail on the way, who left his bones in the hall ……”.
Out of the small Lotus Peak, will be the green ox released, carefully take down one of the volumes of the cover is the “Spirit Source Avenue Song” of Taoist textbooks, walking and reading, enjoy, straight to the foot of Mount Wudang.
On the road occasionally a Taoist monk stopped to call him uncle or uncle, he would smile and greet, quite easy-going.
People only think that this young senior is really diligent, worthy of being in the Jade Clearance Palace in the annotation of the countless ancient seal scripts of the master uncle, no wonder the head teacher praised a sentence “the world of martial arts and Taoism will be a shoulder to shoulder”.
However, he didn’t know that this well-reputed senior uncle was now reading a pornographic novel, which is the most disliked by Taoists, with the cover of “Song of the Great Dao of Spiritual Origin” attached to it.
Taoist turn and turn to see a page, because can not afford to give up, the mountain on this one supreme classic, or that year and that ill-intentioned Prince borrowed, near the foot of the mountain, a page upside down to see dozens of times, which is not yet finished to put away, a face of the vast righteousness said: “Even if you hit a bruise, this book, resolutely do not return!”