Chapter 062 The Heavenly Master on the small Heavenly Master (in)
Ying rafters county Jin Lanting although a local official of noble family origin, but the literati gas more than the official gas, the official climb is not very much looking forward to, but just climbed the high fugue, goose picking chrysanthemums, and the Yongzhou Qingliu famous prostitutes more poetry and singing, just heard that the king of the northern Liang’s eldest son Xu Fengyen to stay in the ying rafters, the world of friends of the great uncle Zheng Hanhai and give him to drop such a big pie, the Jin Lanting’s mind will be a rare rolling hot up, ying rafters are not compared to the other counties in Yongzhou, after all, from the northern Liang too close to the point, but ultimately, many things need to the only one of the dynasty of the Great Pillar States to the hedge, but the ultimate need for a lot of things to be done to the north Liang. County, after all, too close to the Northern Liang point, can not be counted on that dynasty the only one of the big pillar state under the fence, but ultimately in many things need to look up to the Northern Liang its nose, to be able to make friends with His Highness the son, always a great good thing, but the good thing to the good thing, there are a lot of cleanliness Jin Lanting or get the news after the beauty of the home will let the family take advantage of the excuse to step in the spring to stay away from the residence, in case of being the reputation of that bad son of His Highness to look at the eye, Jin Lanting afraid of his own fly, the son of a good man, he will not be able to get away with it. Jin Lanting was afraid that he would be suffocated by a few green hats.
The mansion will be arranged and cleaned to the best of its ability, Jin Lanting which is full of joy to go outside the city thirty miles to meet the guests, but a heavy rain, the Jin Lanting’s hot heart to pour cold cold cold, a group of people even his Highness didn’t even see his Highness’s silhouette! Back in the city, but also by a maid outside the yard, almost to Tang Yinshan as the leader of a group of martial arts jokes dead, then still wet with the Yongzhou book Cao engaged in the second Zheng Hanhai an old face can not hang on the spot waved his sleeve away, Jin Lanting would like to be literati to see the heart is not bothered, but this mansion is his, where can he go to go? Fortunately, the back of the ice-cold maid message to ask about the old yellow pear cases on the cooked Xuan, which is Jin Lanting reputation in Yongzhou, a piece of beautiful talk, all of a sudden on the vision of His Highness the son of the good sense of doubled.
One night did not sleep peacefully, coupled with the House of the heart of the concubines and beautiful maids are given out of the house, the long night, Jin Lanting early in the morning to get up has been the bloodshot eyes, but the housekeeper early in the morning to yell backyard Peach Grove the oldest and strongest of the peach trees are cut down, His Royal Highness’s side of the maid said it is a peach wood on the Ying rafters is good to be used to make a few mahogany swords, is dressing Jin Lanting clenched his teeth and endured, so that the housekeeper do not get involved in this, but not wait for Jin Lanting a mouthful of grievances swallowed down, but also the housekeeper to be able to do the same. Lanting a mouthful of grievances swallowed, attached to a small steward dedicated to raising white geese will wail all the way to break in, sobbing, to Jin Lanting told His Highness the son of the world to kill the goose baked meat of the evil things, Jin Lanting cover the heart, this is quite a poetic name in the Yongzhou weak scholar hate to turn around and take down the wall to do the decorative ancient swords, the face of the purple, will be going to go to fight with the son of His Highness, the two big and small steward to see the master of this fast! The two big and small stewards see the master this fast, is out of his mind, also can’t care about the following offenders, rushed to block the Jin County Duke’s figure, grab the sword to grab the sword, stop the waist to stop the waist, Jin Lanting is weak such as a woman, struggled a little bit, a stomping foot, the handle of the heavy purchase after the scabbard of the sword did not draw the scabbard of the sword thrown on the ground, lamented, lost his soul.
I thought that this is the end of bad luck, how to know a big maid panicked came to the courtyard, whispered that the two ladies were somehow invited back to the mansion, this moment is roasting geese with His Highness the son. Jin Lanting immediately fainted after hearing the bad news, a few subordinates rushed to help the County Duke into the house, hands and feet. That looks quite jade-like His Highness the World Son, really a hundred hear as well as see the devil’s fury ah, this is only a night of purity, let the elegant Ying rafter Jin Sanlang lying sick bed. The head steward thought about it and prepared to go to the old master Jin in the old mansion to ask for a countermeasure. His Highness did not look like he was going to leave Ying rafters right away, so he couldn’t be taught to plague this mansion into a messy field.
The big steward managed to wait until his master woke up in a ghostly manner, then he saw that the maid standing outside the house beside His Highness the son of the world, and said faintly, “His Highness wants Jin Lanting to take a few knives of cooked Xuan over first, and wants to teach the two madams to write the Cooking Goose Stickers.”
Poor Jin Sanlang half dead cried out “Zheng Hanhai harmed me”, then fainted again.
Lakeside, his highness is doing the hook of burning qin and cooking cranes, just now he personally whisked a group of jin lanting’s beloved white geese from the shore to chase into the lake, made a pen deal with jiang nai, she paddled the boat is equivalent to read a thousand words of articles, then xu feng nian with wooden sculling boat skillfully knocked out two of the fattest white geese, and then picked back to the shore, a good a group of geese in a lake, was haunted by the sound of the geese quacking only left a lake of dismal goose feathers.
Two early in the morning on the shore was invited back to the mansion of the beautiful lady look speechless, they are a little older, young woman charm, is the Yongzhou scholar women, a just into the house not long, two eight Shaohua, do not look at the age of the small, the body but fell out of the fine fine that quite quite quite, is a green and green human child, her identity is not easy to figure out the origins of the literati, but the uninhibited flow of wind, in the dynasty has always been that is the traffickers enjoy talking about! The style of the talented man and woman, another thousand years are good, which great literary heroes do not have a few inside the warm nest outside the face of the confidante?
If you can read a book, it’s a real skill to be able to read a thousand corn in your hand and a jade in your bed.
Unfortunately, these words are the roasted goose of His Royal Highness made up nonsense, can not be taken seriously.
Not to mention the two ladies dazzled by the roasted goose craft, Xu Fengyen baked fish and roasted groundnut can be handy, in addition to trampling on this group of literati and elegant people love captive white geese, early in the morning let people lead the Wei grandpa to find a good peach tree, seems to be intentional is to let that JinSanLang ass-kissing pat on the horse’s hooves up. Green bird brought a few knives cooked rice paper, Xu Fengyen will roast goose work to Jiang Nai, and let her earn a few tens of dollars, pull out a piece of rice paper, wiped his hands, look at the two ladies a burst of heartache, Sanlang is not stingy money, only to these elegant things most love obsession, in front of the eyes of this one, but it’s not the same.
Xu Fengyen looked to the older chest buttocks a few places naturally also slightly larger lady, smiled and asked: “What is the origin of this cooked Xuan? I have not seen it before, and it is very millipoint smooth to use, madam give this Shizi say.”
“Your Highness, this rice paper is called lanting xuan, is my concubine husband personally go to west shu side pick green sandalwood bark, handed over to the local a generation of paper production of the big groove household, at first follow the ancient method, made out of paper is still not subject to the heavy pen, husband constantly improve, in the pure bamboo pulp to add the hemp, which has this printed ‘lanting supervisor production ‘s Lanting Xuan, white as snow, soft like cotton, Yongzhou scholars now love this rice paper, even the state pastor praised the shake like fine silk does not smell miles.” The young woman is after all a young woman, boldness than that little lady a lot, although the woman is older, less natural tenderness and vivacity, but the taste is like old wine, through the man’s tutelage, a little bit of simmering out, and a unique flavor.
Xu Fengyen narrowed his eyes and said: “Madam, is it really white as snow, soft as cotton?”
“No, if Your Highness doesn’t believe it, just try it.” The young woman looks panicked, just skimming her head deliberately not to look at Xu Fenian, softly staring at the several cuts of cooked rice paper, winks like silk, where it seems to be molested by the reaction of shock.
Xu Fengyen whispered and laughed: “rice paper tried last night, Mrs. said is not false, but some well, not tonight try to see?”
The young woman’s mouth hooked, silent, everything is in the unspoken.
Scholarly clan gate valve out of the great lady, the temperament of the world, naturally, not that small family can not be called the little lady can be compared, not to mention that the little lady focusing on fear, did not hear Xu Fengyen looked to Mrs. Liu’s chest to say the vulgarity of the words of pornographic love, the little lady is just afraid of being the son of His Royal Highness during the day will be captivated into the yard, to do the shame of the human being. He is the Xu Ren Tu’s own son ah, the military officer is to do that the king of a different name, the civil official has the title of the great pillar state, a person has both the dynasty’s most glorious apex of the two major identities, that the son of His Highness really want to do wrong, what should she do? Sanlang must have heard the news long ago, but so far did not show up, is the default? How can this be? Little madam heart like a deer, stole a glance at the handsome young His Highness, waist hanging a pair of brocade with a pair of good-looking knife, slender figure, brocade clothes, compared to Sanlang, can be dashing manner, and the body is much sturdier, if His Highness held in the arms of his son under the pressure of the body …… thought of it, self-conscious of the absurdity and shame of the little madam Then her face burned and she lowered her head, not daring to look at the handsome son who seemed like a single look could make her make a mistake.
Jiang Nai listened to Xu Fengyen flirting with that shameless old woman, not much feeling, this is the style of Northern Liang Xu big straw man Xu Xiao Yan Wang, if it has always been the same Xu Fengyen who is into the devil and practicing sword, she is rather unfamiliar.
The old sword god did not know when to the lakeside, took a string of half-cooked roasted goose into the mouth, chewed a few mouthfuls, some surprised Xu Fengyen’s method of old-fashioned, rare praise: “Boy, you do not need to satchel knife to scare the ginger girl, change the line of work to get a barbecue store, safe business is booming.”
Xu Fengnian laughed it off, used to this old man’s dog’s mouth can’t spit out ivory.
Big and small madam do not know the identity of this scruffy old man, do not dare to make a move, the little madam is not heavy hearted, just secretly hide the instinctive disdain for the old man, if it is not so uninitiated, with her freshly favored and sensitive identity in the inner house, the young lady madam of Yongzhou Xu’s origins will not be able to get along with her with a good face. Young lady Mrs. Xu, however, forced herself to show a gentle smile to this old man, able to be in the world’s son’s highness of the old man of the big queer words, is not worthy of self to pretend to respect some? If she doesn’t have any eyesight, how can she stand up in the house’s competition for favor if she is still childless? Unfortunately, she ran into the world’s most unlike the sword god of the old man, broken arm Li Chun Gang has no style chewing goose legs, glanced at the young woman is some weight of the weight of the heavy breasts, vaguely: “Look at this pair of tits, large to rare, walking tired, tired, if tired of the night to let grandpa give you a rub?”
Young woman this is really scared to death, by suave His Highness take advantage of nothing, who take advantage of who to say it, if you want to be in front of this tattered sheepskin fur of the old man bullying, then she really can go to do a chaste martyrs. She looked to His Highness for help, but His Highness was indifferent.
Xu Fengnian just asked, “Is there a high ranking person after Longhu Mountain Qi Xuan frame?”
Li old sword god spilled: “I don’t know after qi xuan frame, most likely a field of rice is not as good as a field, but with qi xuan frame the same generation of that palmist heavenly master, but it’s a rare thing to do not cheesy, just don’t know if it’s dead or not, what, I heard that you have a stupid brother to cultivate over there, was bullied, so you have to go to find trouble with the Longhu mountain Taoist? ”
Xu Fengnian laughed.
Finally remembering the timid young woman on the side, Xu Fengyen spoke in a perverse manner, “Madam, I heard that you are a great talent of Yongzhou who is proficient in song and calligraphy, go to this Shizi’s room at night to write the Cooking Goose Stickers. I won’t keep the two ladies here.”
The young woman whose charming face was vaguely visible was as if she had been pardoned and left the lakeside with the relaxed and regretful young lady. The young lady’s curvy back, walking left and right, swaying with flavor, it was a pity to see the picture of her frontal one up and one down.
Xu Fengnian waited for them to walk away, and the old man together tacitly withdrew their sight, before he spoke, “How dare I be annoyed with the feathered minister of Longhu Mountain, but also just went up to the mountain to walk around, wanting to know what kind of earthly Heavenly Pavilion the Heavenly Master’s Mansion really is.”
Old Sword God Li Chun Gang spat out a mouthful of goose leg bones and said in disbelief, “The Heavenly Master’s Mansion is nothing, the Lotus Peak Demon Beheading Terrace scenery is the only thing that’s good, kid, if you have the guts to fool around over there, I’ll accompany you up the mountain.”
Xu Fengnian laughed and asked, “Really?”
The old man wanted to take the second goose leg, but was Jiang Nai nonchalantly take the iron pincers to slap off, resentfully looking at a face of anger of the little girl, can only swallow his saliva, said: “Old man speak, never care about the world love to believe it or not.”
Xu Fengyi did not say, really can not get used to the old man pretending to play heroism Jiang Nai voiced blow: “A goose leg can not control the mouth, who is happy to believe.”
Xu Fengyen laughed, the old man did not care about His Highness’s fall, just to the little girl begged: “Jiang girl, two goose legs can control!”
Due to not knowing much about roasting geese getting all smoky, Jiang Nai angrily said, “Take a consistent amount of money!”
The shy old Sword God could only sigh.
Fish young Wei who had been standing in the distance holding Wu Mei Niang approached, Xu Fengyen beckoned, “Come, taste my handiwork.”
When she did not come, Xu Fengyen took the roasted goose. She shook her head, not to take the roasted meat, and asked softly, “Aren’t you afraid of being angry with the county duke Jin Lanting? The Yongzhou scholars are already unkind to Northern Liang and like to refer to the people of the Liang land as barbarians, are you adding insult to injury?”
Xu Fengnian asked, “What’s the point of counting this.”
Yu Youwei snorted coldly.
Yesterday, the white cat Wu Mei Niang was wrung by Xu Fengyen’s neck and thrown on the ground, she was holding a grudge, not even looking at His Highness the World Prince.
Xu Fengyen laughed softly, “Don’t worry, the two ladies are far less beautiful than you, where do I see eye to eye, just teasing a little, believe it or not, when I leave Ying rafters, the two of them and that Sanlang again in the bedroom, the thoughts in their head will be this son?”
Fish Youwei looked at this guy in a daze, unimaginable, angrily said, “What kind of a bastard scoundrel are you in the end!”
Xu Fengyin said with a silly smile, “Youwei, you are more spectacular than that Mrs. Xu, are you tired?”
Fish Youwei hugged Wu Meiniang tightly, trying to cover the scenery in front of her chest, but it was futile, only set off more full, she did not flee this time like last night, but lifted up the same enemy Wu Meiniang’s two paws, said, “Meiniang, bite him!”
Xu Fengnian made a face, “Bite me if you’re capable.”
Yu Youwei was immediately defeated.
Talking to him, there were always too many puns involving bedtime eroticism, it was detestable and hateful.
Old man Li took advantage of Jiang Nai’s inattention to steal a piece of roasted goose meat, put into his pocket, saw this side of the scene, thought this kid learning the sword in all likelihood is misguided, but this deal with the little lady’s wrist, with his own young time is seven or eight points of God similar.
If not, the old man pinched his nose to send a kind heart, teach this kid a few hands of superior swordsmanship?
……
Something said to enter the Heavenly Master’s House, the little monk stupid north and south are not willing, but also have to follow to do.
The little girl walked up the steps, jerked to a halt, raised his eyes and looked, very careful.
Little monk puzzled asked: “What?”
The little girl mysteriously said: “You did not hear those who said ah, the master of heaven in order to suppress evil spirits, will put four things in front of the four gates of the master of heaven, the first door of the city set up a bowl to hold water, the bowl put a chopstick, it became a big river of iron rope. The second door to hang a broken bucket is a big tiger with white eyes, the third door in the stone steps under the grass rubbing rope, is a black python. Ya, I forgot what the fourth door is, stupid north and south, you say.”
The little monk said softly, “It’s said to be putting an ancient sword with seven stars, and it becomes the Thirty-six Heavenly Dipper and Seventy-two Earthly Fury Sword Formation. Stuff, these are all bluffs yet, don’t be afraid. If you don’t believe me, look at this first door where the bowls are placed.”
Little girl wide-eyed left and right, indeed did not see the bowls and chopsticks not to mention the raging river, but still some timidity, she just heard her father at home to say bad things about the Tianshifu, where she really have the guts to go in the Tianshifu to make trouble, after all, this is not her home, well, in the home can be with the size of the Abbot to be naughty and make things bad, Xu Fengyin said, go out and be a chivalrous woman, the need to pay attention to the image, is not to also pretend to be a lady. The little monk see heart most adore most love most beautiful things do not dare to enter the door, although he is a cockroach in the temple encountered rats and mice than something more than a hundred times afraid of the coward, but at this time is born a wave of protection of the courage of the flowers, softly said: “something, do not be afraid ah, I advanced to go that is it, you clutching the sleeve of my robe, if I was beaten, you can never care about me ah, you though! run back and wait for me at the foot of the mountain. Here, here’s the water pot for you, I’m afraid you’ll get thirsty walking down the mountain.”
The little girl said with a bitter face, “Stupid North and South, when you say so, I am even more afraid. You can’t recite the sutra, and you can’t fight even more.”
The little monk said helplessly, “Master said that debating scriptures is fighting, he used this as an excuse and never taught me real skills.”
The little girl was angry: “You’re stupid, and you’re blaming my father?!”
The little monk hurriedly explained, “No, no, Master’s quarrels are actually not bad, or else where could he be with Master Mother.”
The little girl tilted her chin up and proudly said, “That’s right, my father is very capable, north and south, it’s you who are too stupid.”
The little monk twisted his head and rolled his eyes, something said I am stupid, I admit, but if you say that the master’s ability how good, I do not believe.
The little girl tugged at the cuffs of the little monk’s robe, did not want to turn her head, but also did not dare to let the stupid north and south led into the Heavenly Master’s House, in case the stupid north and south really beaten how to do? If she wants to run, is she still a warrior woman? In the future, if Xu Fenian knew about it, would he be laughed at?
“Where did the little monk come from?”
Behind the little girl and stupid north-south came a flirting voice, startled little girl turned her head to see, is a wearing yellow and purple robe young monk, older than stupid north-south, taller, only a smile smile thought dashing, in fact, hateful, than Xu Fengyen to do the beggar at that time are worse than the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain so much.
Little monk face something what all cowering, at this moment saw the yellow and purple Taoist priest in the heavenly master’s mansion, but there is no reason to calm down and peaceful, just gently closed his hands and said: “The little monk’s legal name is a Zen, from the two Zen temples, by the order of the master to say a Zen with the heavenly master.”
That yellow and purple Taoist priest obviously froze for a moment, seems to perceive the small monk robe is not vulgar, temperament is far from the general monks can be comparable, but heard the small monk claimed to say Zen with their Zhao family Tianshi, can not help but belly sneer, two Zen Temple how? You can come to the Heavenly Master’s house to show off? Do not open your eyes to see what is written on the pillar behind you! Heavenly Palace on the Immortal Guest, Longhu Mountain in the Prime Minister’s home. There are countless Taoist monasteries and jungles under the sky, but this is the only one, there is no other! Do you think you’re the head of the two temples? You want to come to the door to shout a fight? This young Taoist stared at the little girl face, Yo, compared to the Longhu Mountain Kun Road aunts and sisters seem to have a little more secular gas, pretty not count, but there is a kind of fresh flavor, not to hold a hug, kiss a little mouth?
The heart has to think, will have to move, in the Dragon Tiger Mountain is very favored young yellow and purple Taoist priest walked to the little girl in front of the body, smiled and said: “Heavenly Master on the Taoist priest Zhao Ning Yun, dare to ask the girl’s name?”
The little girl frowned and said, “You live here? And your last name is Zhao? Then are you one of the three Little Heavenly Masters of Longhu Mountain?”
Zhao Ning Yun, who was originally in a good mood, had a gloomy brow.
The little monk blocked in front of the little girl and calmly said, “Buddha says that a good dog does not block the road, if you are not a great Heavenly Master in the Heavenly Master’s Mansion, then get out of the way.”
The little girl tugged on the sleeve of the stupid north and south, and asked softly, “Buddha said this? Can not be deceived.”
The little monk with clear eyebrows and aura turned his head and smiled, revealing another mouthful of white teeth, and whispered, “Thing, just because I didn’t see this in the scriptures doesn’t mean that Buddha didn’t say it. This is what my master taught me, he said that to be a monk, you have to have the guts to become a Buddha myself. If I become the Buddha who can burn out relics, won’t this saying have a source?”
The little girl said with a cheeky smile, “Stupid north and south are rarely smart for once.”
The little monk nodded vigorously, what is wrong with the Heavenly Master’s House, the little monk cultivated that one Zen, but even the great abbot was scared to keep quiet.
Little girl little monk whispering on this side, Zhao Ning Yun has been angry with the seven orifices.