Chapter 107 A sound of the son of a meal of meat and wine
Lying in the pavilion, Wen Hua looked to a few years have not seen his old friend, when they traveled together, he has always been very jealous of Xu kid’s handsome skin, whenever passing through the countryside village, if you let Xu kid to ask for some food and water, most likely will not return empty-handed, to the other side are some of the village of the humble village women, it’s even more generous, but they can not help but pinch Xu kid’s hand when they are giving alms, the courage of the women to take advantage of their husbands are not more will be laughing to go! Pinch Xu kid’s face, said a good handsome young man, every time I see this scene, Wen Hua is not too happy, his mother’s head of the wind all to this kid robbed all, but over time, Wen Hua is also accustomed to, jokingly instigated Xu Fengyen simply to go to the city of the boudoir as a white boy, Xu kid nine times out of ten to jump to scold, said I am the top of the sky of Liangzhou’s great family, can not afford to lose this person! Wen Hua couldn’t help but laugh, how big is big? How big is big? Is he bigger than the son of the King of Northern Liang? Now that we meet again, and look at Xu Fengyen, Wenhua seems to feel a little strange, about to be changed from which side of the road from the brocade clothes, too human-like, Wenhua look a little unreal, Xu kid is not really a third-rate nobleman’s son or grandson of the Northern Liang side? If he is, how can he be a good friend? Wen Hua subconsciously scratched his crotch, this habitual action that he has been doing for more than ten years is hardly elegant, but Wen Hua is originally from the countryside, so he can’t change it even if he wants to. Xu Fengyi always teased him with this back then, saying that when he had made a big name for himself in sword practice, and when he was in the spotlight of a battle with a master, he would scratch the bird in his crotch, would it look like he was a master? Are you still a master? Will there be girls who will love a chivalrous man like you? Wen Hua has seriously considered this problem, but so far he has not wanted to change it, as if he was afraid that if he changed it, he would be the same as the playboys he bumped into during his travels.
Xu Fengyen was creeped out by Wen Hua and asked, “Why did you come to Xiangfan?”
Wen Hua said with a despondent face, “I met a favorite young lady and chased her all the way here.”
Xu Fengyen laughed: “You ah you dog can’t change to eat shit, when which is not to see a as long as there are breasts and buttocks, all to be desired, you also don’t pick your mouth, but who has taken care of you?”
Wen Hua sat up straight, with a bad smile on his face, his hands made a rolling circle posture on his chest, tsked: “This time is different, I really like it, the person is beautiful, the heart is better, I feel that after this life I will only like her.”
Xu Fenian bristled in disdain, “Bullshit you, it’s a girl in front of you, you like it to death.”
Wen Hua leaned against the pillar and shook his head, “Not anymore.”
Xu Fengyen saw that Wenhua did not look like a joke and wondered, “Are you really dead in love? Which unlucky girl is it? Report the name and number, I’ll go and take a look.”
Wen Hua scolded, “Unlucky my ass! To be frank, don’t try to poach, or else the brothers won’t get to do it!”
Xu Fengnian said angrily, “I’ve touched more women than you’ve ever seen, I’ll look at them!”
Wen Hua grunted, “What kind of behavior do I not know about you? Only your lips are the best, but you are familiar with trickery, in the future, in case a girl blindly looks at you, I will definitely go and stop you.”
Xu Fengyen leaned against another pillar, sitting opposite to each other, and said with a smile, “Then you have your hands full.”
Wen Hua didn’t have the energy to talk to Xu Fenian, one less word was one less hunger, holding that wooden sword and resting his eyes. Xu Fengyen turned his head to look towards the Slim Sheep Lake in the ten scenic hold Lone Tower, Slim Sheep Lake is not big in terms of the lake, but a long history, not repairing the water conservancy when it rains heavily, the lake will be flooded, if it is a long time drought will dry up to the bottom, it can not be said that the beautiful scenery, and then the previous dynasty, two big literati as the governor of Qingzhou, the Slim Sheep Lake exceptionally favored the use of the open yin and sinus techniques to chisel out the five wells, the top of the construction of the stone culvert, which has today’s Slim Sheep Lake, Sangguo Alley will be Because of the five wells in the Xiangguo well named, the Spring and Autumn state war Chinese misrepresentation of the country, but this lake is an unassuming evidence of the rule of the state of the elegant scholar, Xu Fengyen heard Wen Hua hungry rumbling, smiled and retracted his vision, asked: “Do you want me to get some meat and wine over here?”
Wen Hua skeptically said, “Where to get it?”
Xu Fengyen made a gesture towards Qingbird to pour wine, before long she brought the lunch box from the inn, the wine and meat smelled to his nose, Wenhua looked at Qingbird, then looked at the box of wine and meat, shocked: “Your kid is really developed, even a beautiful daughter-in-law is on the line?!”
The green bird reddened, Xu Fengyen took the lead and tore off a piece of beef and downed it with the strong wine, laughing, “Eat yours.”
Wen Hua wolfed down his food, from time to time he looked up at Qing Bird, he couldn’t help but whisper, “Brother-in-law, I’ll say one more thing, if you really want to live a peaceful life, you have to be in control when you’re with Kid Xu, he’s not a bad person, but he’s got a big heart, and he’s not at ease.”
Xu Fengyen threw over a piece of beef and scolded, “You’re not the one who’s tearing me down!”
Wen Hua caught the beef in a panic and stuffed it into his mouth, glaring, “No you’re not such a spoiler of good things!”
Qing Bird softly said, “Mr. Wen, I’m just a maid.”
Wen Hua let out an ah and waved his hand, “A maid? Don’t believe it, girl if you are a maid, it’s too heavenly.”
Xu Fenian laughed, “She’s not just a maid’s life in a lady’s body. I am even aggrieved for her.”
Wen Hua said angrily, “Surname Xu, keep your mouth shut! What maid life! Be careful I’ll get angry with you!”
Xu Fenian rolled his eyes.
Wen Hua looked up at Qingdao with his mouth full of oil and water, trying his best to show one of the most genteel smiles in his life, coyly saying, “This girl, just for the fact that you called out to me as Mr. Wen, in the future, if brat Xu dares to bully you, I’ll be the first to pick up after him! His three-legged kung fu, I don’t even need a sword to do it!”
Xu Fenian laughed and flirted, “Mr. Wen, come, come, come, drink!”
Wen Hua was in a great mood, being called Duke Wen, unprecedented first time ah! His body was soothed, he suddenly only felt that the women in the world, in addition to the one who adored her in his heart, was the second loveliest in front of him! Is this kind of sensible and sensible woman a maid? The ghosts believe!
This two or three years in the rare wine and rice, Wen Hua burped, the remaining wine were carefully poured into his gourd wine pot, Wen Hua threw Xu Fengyen a wink, Xu Fengyen shook his head, Wen Hua nodded vigorously, look at the green bird puzzled, actually Xu Fengyen could not argue Wen Hua, only to awkwardly let the green bird first will be the lunch box back to the inn, the two people ran out of the pavilion, looking for a grassy bush in front of the water, spaced between taking off his pants! Squat down, two piles of bare buttocks in the moonlight is particularly absurd, two gentlemen so scenery, in the thin goat lake shit up, but if you know that year’s meals and camping, will not be surprised that this pair of living treasure at the moment vulgar behavior, Wen Hua, the poor and mad about this nobody, the world’s most motherfucking happy thing, not eat, drink and sleep, but a “pull” word, because there is only one thing that can be done. The word “because the only way to have enough to eat is to have the money to pull, very shallow reasoning.
Squatting by the lake, Wen Hua exhaled a long breath and leisurely said: “It is not possible that there was a poet or a gentleman who used to recite poems and make couplets here, when I think of this, it’s great!”
Xu Fengyen did not say anything.
I believe that King Jing’an Zhao Heng would never have thought that the Prince of Northern Liang would be peeing and shitting with someone on the edge of the Slim Goat Lake.
Seeing that Xu Fenian didn’t make a move, Wen Hua was a bit bored and suddenly said with a startled smack, “Surname Xu, there’s a stone monument right behind the place where I shit!”
Xu Fenian finally couldn’t help but scold, “That’s the Thin Goat Lake Lock Record set up by the former assassin Li Mi, you son of a bitch really know how to pick a place!”
Wen Hua was speechless for a moment, silently chanting, “Sin sin sin sin.”
Xu Fengyen hesitated for a moment and asked softly, “Wen Hua, is there any idea to continue to hang out with me? Just like back then, walk around together? If you happen to be in a martial arts competition again, I’ll just manage to lift you.”
Wen Hua laughed: “Don’t, you think I’m really stupid ah, your kid is now great, I don’t care who you are, anyway, I still think you’re a brother, but brother to brother, although dilly-dallying food and drink is heavenly, but you can afford to silver, I’m afraid of no ambition, so ah, you go your Yangguan Road I go my one-way street, destiny will meet again is, hey, I Wen Hua other things not to say, practicing the sword to practice one or two or three before I don’t want to say anything else, but I’ve got to practice my sword, so I’m afraid I won’t have the heart to suffer any more if I follow you to enjoy the happiness. Tomorrow I’m going out of the city, I want to go to the North Mang border to take a look over there, just as an eye opener.”
Xu Fenian softly said, “The border is going to be chaotic, take it easy.”
Wen Hua eeped and joked, “To be chaotic? You’re really the son of a family in Northern Liang?”
Xu Fengnian laughed, “No?”
Wen Hua sighed: “I said earlier that I would treat you to a good meal of wine and meat, but I never thought that I would owe you another meal this time.”
Xu Fengnian said, “Owe it, you kid don’t die on it, otherwise there will always be a chance to pay it back.”
Wen Hua laughed: “According to the old Huang’s statement, I have to say this time is this reason.”
Xu Fenian was in a trance and said, “It is this reason.”
Wen Hua suddenly yelled, “My side of the grass leaves are too small to wipe my ass, it seems that your side is wider, hurry up and throw some over!”
Xu Fengyen cursed and threw over a ball of grass leaves.
The two returned to the pavilion, Wen Hua asked, “You’re not going back to the inn?”
Xu Fenian shook his head and said, “Chatting, talking about that girl of yours.”
The two chatted until dawn, Wen Hua looked at the fish belly white sky, got up and said, “Come on, I have to go out of the city, owe you wine and meat, you help to remember, right, and then is to help me say thank you to that good girl, we have never been shouted at by anyone in our life.”
Xu Fenian hesitated and asked, “There’s an old senior with a sword by my side, do you want to meet him?”
Wen Hua gripped the wooden sword tightly and shook his head with a smile, “No, that is after all someone else’s sword, even if the senior is willing to teach, I can’t learn it.”
Xu Fengyen teased, “Didn’t you always think of being discipled by a senior in the past?”
Wen Hua said with a straight face, “Just thinking about it. I remember that old Huang said that practicing sword should be sincere, with the incense seeker to worship Buddha, sincerity is spiritual, but I have been idle for the past two years and also figured out a reason that is not a reason, the sword is my own, with my qualification, if I take the road of other people, I will not be able to practice in my whole life, I don’t have the habit of owing people, I can’t really owe you a few meals and meat owed to the white of my hair. Let’s go! Don’t be as maudlin as a woman.”
Wen Hua smiled brightly, “Steamed buns are white, white, but the girl’s breasts.”
Xu Fengyen’s smile was intoxicating: “The tip of the lotus is so warped, but it’s not as warped as a little lady’s ass.”
On the willow smoky water embankment, the wooden sword Wen Hua and the dual swords Xu Fenian high-fived once and rubbed shoulders.